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ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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jesus this is panic inducing just looking at it

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ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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Schadenboner posted:

I know, that's gotta be a 5000 km long tunnel. Is that long? It seems long...

otoh they crawled through it to get stuck in there so they're clearly braver than me

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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now they can ride the bikes to the nearest clean source of water, brilliant!

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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Fuzzy Mammal posted:

musk does have a lot of recent experience with running a business under water

:drat:

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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de_musk

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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President Beep posted:

my awesome tesla, itself it can drive!
i hit a brick wall, no longer alive.

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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So he's secured ~74 billion dollars privately?

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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the talent deficit posted:

the f-22 anti radar paint coating needs to be replaced after 15 minutes in the air

Thats pretty interesting, what happens to it? Does UV light ruin it or does it flake off or something?

How much does it cost to just paint the aircraft every time it needs to fly a real mission?

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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qirex posted:

I guess if your whole identity is "I'm a magic business genius" and you have no other life you'll just keep doing it but drat, wealth is wasted on the wealthy

Its that. Bossing around underlings is his fetish

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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Do auto companies try and weight those numbers with the complexity of the car's design? 14% is awful no matter how you look at it, but considering that one of the strengths of electric cars and all that minimalist "software does everything" crap is that they're supposed to have LESS parts right, so in theory they should be easier to assemble?

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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so naturally i shift money to me, super productive billionare and away from extremely unproductive poors

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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Xealous posted:

yup, i'm the guy that installed the older versions. this was a marketing mistake really. if i recall correctly, he ended up getting a marketing car or his car got tagged in the update system as a trusted car and he ended up getting pre-release stuff. this happened from time to time - sometimes marketing would sell off a car and the poo poo erp system wouldn't record the change. that car would then get prerelease and sometimes very broken firmware. i seem to recall another case where we just forgot to remove the prerelease materials from the official build, so all you had to do was look around.

:allears:

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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I understand the programming bits but would also like to thank u for these posts, bless

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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Schadenboner posted:

Goddamn is that some wide gauge. WTF?

uh its a sports train, gotta keep it low and wide

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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mrmcd posted:

TSLA down another 3% this morning. :yeshaha:

It'll be a lot easier to take tesla private if its worth nothing, another master stroke from elon playing the long con

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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clearly he's guilty until proven innocent, and the only way to prove that innocence is by being in the global spotlight for weeks or months as he sues me, a billionaire who is beloved by thousands of gross toxic dorks that will ruin the lives of anyone who opposes me.

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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President Beep posted:

where i'm from everyone knows that one guy who accidentally drank from the spit bottle once.

I think most of us in yospos are from america

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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infernal machines posted:

burning man isn't really a vacation...

i mean, it's not, it's like a networking thing for billionaire SV fuckstains right?

sure just like ceos work during lunch because they're important people and its important business lunches. Any time a ceo is around other important influential people in any context its not work because they're important people networking and thats why they make so much more than us.

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

that's a lotta big words for a post in the funy computer forum, can you turn it into a metaphor about Linux or RAM

intelligent people are likke overclocked processors, sure those numbers may look sick as poo poo and your rig is killin it on hardocp but if u try and run serious calculations u might get errors. It would be better to invest in more RAM and a slower processor that can really take time and reflect on the answers it gives

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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Truga posted:

lol I think that's to scale. if you think infrastructure in usa is bad now, wait until all these loving tunnels start collapsing under roads and people's houses lmao

otoh, burying rich people alive would be extremely on brand if musk actually was a socialist

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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Cocoa Crispies posted:

lol if you think it wasn't folded into their sock while the briefcase held nothing

he emailed it to himself earlier that day

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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Combat Theory posted:

Sorry for creating that impression. I wouldn't say EVs suck. The are just not the holy grail of mobility. There's a right tool for the right job and urban centers are suffocating over exhaust gasses. But at the same time it's utopian to believe that every IC engine in automotive use can easily be replaced by an EV. I know it's an anticlimactic answer but so are most sustainable engineering solutions.

is that really true with modern catalytic converters?

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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Combat Theory posted:

the only acceptable option



wrong, give in to the raw gay power of a motorcycle

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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iospace posted:

Motorcycles are fine because they sip gas.

sure, the SLOW ones :getin:

(those are the most fun thou)

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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Endless Mike posted:

someone stole a model 3 by calling tesla support and having it added to their account and driving away with it

I don't believe it, who would wanna steal a model 3

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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just ride a motorcycle, in the event of a crash you'll be safely thrown from danger (you will unsafely land, possibly into a different danger, but details)

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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Probably for the best if insurance actually paid out the price of the car

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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What are you gonna do, sue me?

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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graph posted:

join the iww, comrade

I've done this but need to participate more :(

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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Endless Mike posted:

none and quite a bit

he claims "the culture" won't let it happen, but it's such a big company that there's going to be "a few bad actors"

I mean thats fair in a way, its such a big company that the entire warehouse management layer could be described as one huge bad actor, but its a relatively small part of the overall company.

The same way a company's board can be utterly corrupt but in terms of percentage of employees its just a few bad actors guys!

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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qirex posted:

one of the (many) reasons organizing has been so difficult in tech is because there’s fuzzy edges between workers and managers, I know “vice presidents” with zero reports and people listed as ICs who manage 4 people [in addition to their individual contributor duties]

this isn’t an unsolvable problem but it’s something to think about wrt traditional union language

I think it has more to do with how insanely easy programmers have it. We get paid an insane amount of money compared to the difficulty of our job, and (at least in larger cities) can jump around jobs with relative ease.

I joined IWW in part because I think we'll see the end of that within our life time. It must drive tech companies nuts how much they spend on developers, don't think those Teach Kids To Code initiatives are anything but an attempt to correct this (but regardless I support them, I think programming is a great skill to learn)

If there was any hint of interest in forming a union at a dev shop I'd be all over it, and someday there will be.

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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bob dobbs is dead posted:

stock exchange

google

facebook

netflix

amazon

imagine them all shut down :bisonyes:

no matter who wins, we.... win :)

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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TK-42-1 posted:

So if you get promoted to be nominally in charge of a small group do you have to turn in your badge and your gun? Does the union have to roll you out or how does this work? The bigwigs in the unions are all line workers after like 35 years?

I think a lot of people work their entire lives and don't transition into management... I expect I'll probably do the same.

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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qirex posted:

load bearing batteries

Would this be possible I wonder? It still trips me out that some motorcycles have the engine as a stressed component of the bike

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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football!

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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big scary monsters posted:

that driving would be ok and all, id be moderately impressed with the progress even if it's still pretty rough, if that were video of a research project still expected to be years from completion. that it's out in the wild on production vehicles that idiots can actually use on real roads is scary. aren't tesla claiming they'll have a car self drive coast to coast by the end of this year?

This is my take on self driving vehicles. The state of the art is loving amazing (not suggesting that tesla is anywhere near the state of the art) and all the time new poo poo is coming out that blows my mind.

But its insane that we let it on public roads... and this is easy mode. Rain, snow, fog, edge cases (animals running into the road? we already know what happens when people do...). Not to mention what happens when these systems age or get damaged.

Even if it could navigate this road perfectly nerds would never acknowledge that this is literally the best conditions it could have done it in: clear day, dry road, no traffic. The fact its allowed is either because the hype surrounding it has blinded policy makers to how dangerous it is, or because they value corporate investment over public safety.

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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bob dobbs is dead posted:

the peeps who actually know wtf they're doing (goog, basically), hosed around on private roads and the darpa challenge and poo poo like that for about 10 years before shoving them on the easiest public roads (mountain view, phoenix)

Yeah, and I don't know if they ever reach any kind of dangerous speeds... like 40 - 50 mph on a highway...

Thats probably the most realistic scenario where we'll see any kind of actually autonomous self driving cars... Nerds get hard over the idea of a tricked out electric muscle car (that only they have, naturally) that can coolly navigate around traffic at super human speeds.

More likely we'll all be stuck in padded Google Bumpercars, driving like grandmas around congested city streets, occasionally bumping into things. You'll still be stuck in gridlock traffic but at least you can hook your chromebook up to the in-car wifi (9.95 a month but its cool, you can expense it since you'll be expected to start the work day in the car.)

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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to thy own self stay owned

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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Sagebrush posted:

it is entirely unsurprising to me that this guy is riding a hayabusa with an extended swingarm



(they caught up to and arrested him)

I NEVER WEAR A HELMET

AND I RIDE

A SUZUKI HAYABUSA

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ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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I hadn't called anyone a pedo for awhile and twitter got worried

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