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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse





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fart simpson posted:

pubic relations for elong

with mixed results

https://twitter.com/DocJohnG/status/1016002860633542656

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1016032133314310144

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse





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it would be cool if someone trained as a therapist was able to cyberbully elong enough to make him kill himself

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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Last Chance posted:

elon musk is dr. robotnik from sonic the hedgehog

tbf they are both bald

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse





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weren't you told to stay outta elong threads

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse





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excuse me but i lust for the death of ol' musky tyvm

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse





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hyperloop isn't even his idea in the first place

poo poo's been floatin around since the 70s in it's "current" form

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1016696081697009664

lmao

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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https://twitter.com/kulpability/sta...062944453505025

i'm sure

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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ton of butthurt muskycultists in here

https://twitter.com/HamsickAndBrush...668922257567745

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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https://twitter.com/jfreeze89/statu...712827866943488

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1016812583985336321

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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infernal machines posted:

it's a submarine if you plan to cram someone into it and shove it under water

aren’t submarines supposed to be openable from the inside

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse





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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse





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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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Stereotype posted:

there is no such thing as an easy libel claim

guy’s a UK citizen tho

their libel laws are somethin else

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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https://twitter.com/christapeterso/...604369023885312

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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https://twitter.com/parliawint/stat...586349627170816

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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it's literally impossible to rent a three bedroom here lol there aren't families and dinner tables

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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it keeps going

https://twitter.com/Send_Lwyds/stat...848007230513153

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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Sagebrush posted:

what do you think a space program is, exactly

a work for welfare program for unemployed canadian astronauts


lol did they ever get around to putting that guy on their money or do they need to wait until he’s dead

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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Sagebrush posted:

which guy, chris hadfield? he's the one who is Very Online but i imagine if an astronaut ended up on canadian money it would be Marc Garneau or Roberta Bondar.

we already have the canadarm on the money anyway. as if any first world nation couldn't build a loving robot arm. christ

lmao i forgot about that drat arm

i didn’t even know about it until ucb started mocking it lol


but yeah hadfield was who i had in mind

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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ol qwerty bastard posted:

ive been trying to get "muskovites" to catch on as a collective noun because i like how it carries the implication that a lot of them are russian bots

jesse's got a bit of a head start on you there

https://twitter.com/BronzeHammer/st...735788137172995

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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he's selling flamethrowers to californians during wildfire season of course he doesn't give a poo poo about the environment

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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lmao the sierra club's leader



“I appreciate the concerns that I’ve seen online and in email that the tweets may be at odds with our support for workers’ rights and defeating the GOP agenda across the country,” Brune wrote in the email to his staff on Tuesday. “I don’t agree, but I see the risk and understand the concerns. Musk has made unhelpful anti-union statements and Tesla’s labor practices are also cause for concern, so I take your comments seriously.”

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Tesla’s assembly plant in Fremont, California, has been the target of an organizing campaign by the UAW. Brune is a co-chair of the BlueGreen alliance, a partnership between unions and environmental advocates. He’s spoken at the UAW’s convention and lent support to campaigns including the union’s attempt to organize a Nissan Motor Co. factory in Mississippi.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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i'm surprised they didn't just call their little alliance program BlueWashing

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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President Beep posted:

yeah, but my guess is, like, they really don't work. like, there's cinder blocks boring company tailings where the batteries should be or something.

california also has some p strong lemon laws btw

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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lol

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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FMguru posted:

i see a fair number of model 3s here in the bay area but theyre probably owned by tesla employees

i see a crapload of all their models on 280/101 but mostly it seems to be the S

then again i'm one of those filthy renters in the billionaire enclave of los altos so there's a bias

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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https://twitter.com/JosephKahn/stat...083691777736704

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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my calculations suggest that elong is too autistic to gently caress but i don’t have definite proof

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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but he's so rich how can that be

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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SpaceGoku posted:

hi guys it's me elon just want to check in to see how you're doing with the new device I told you I had a dream about a month ago where you stick a child into a hamsterball and have them run as fast as they can while pumping predator growls and men shouting threats into the ball on a loud speaker to terrify them to run faster so we can then harvest their adrenal secretions to make a vaccine against stress

SpaceGoku posted:

guys I know you may be worried about the Child Fear Orb might infringe on some of peter thiel's patents but don't worry I called him and make sure and he doesn't hold any rights to hormone-based child technologies, only patents on the blood and lymph of children and teens, so we're cool to keep working on the Stress Ball, which is my new name for it

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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infernal machines posted:

whoa whoa whoa

let's not forget about facebook here. i mean how many genocides has twitter directly helped perpetrate?

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__...179439735033858

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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lancemantis posted:

they have to invent some term analogous for irony poisoning where you're so deep in tech that you treat physical engineering and safety issues the same way you would treat system availability

sociopathic hubris

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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elonio muskaderas

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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https://twitter.com/IllyBocean/stat...751655300120578

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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Blue Train posted:

That's some trump tier retardation goddamn

it'll be interesting to see if ol' musky goes on to develop the same nuances of retardation that the president currently displays in a couple decades

his hair will certainly be better

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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since when does zyklon ben care about the taxpayers

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