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jesus WEP posted:wwe’s stock once crashed when they did a storyline that vince was selling part of the company to donald trump, investors are dumb as hell tbf if it was true it's a good reason to dump the stock
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Beeftweeter posted:how long until someone proposes putting their thoughts on the blockchain 3-5 leaves them with too many unused cycles
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doing stuff to intentionally incite road rage is stupid no matter what dumb car the other person is driving
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Roosevelt posted:yeah how dare you drive the posted speed limit if you are driving the speed limit because you always drive the speed limit then fine, whatever if you are driving the speed limit just to spite the person behind you then you're an rear end in a top hat
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Roosevelt posted:if the person behind you is spited by you driving the speed limit, they're the rear end in a top hat multiple people can be assholes at the same time
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refleks posted:yeah we know the US is a shithole country with no common sense... if safe driving is your primary concern then letting people safely pass you is the common sense thing to do, otherwise it's just increasing the chances that someone is going to do something incredibly stupid and cause an accident
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https://twitter.com/hgottipati/status/1556998909599559682 Tesla fandom is a disease
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Ultraklystron posted:Meanwhile, let's see how it's goin' for Mr. "IRL FSD test": The coward deleted his tweet 
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TerminalRaptor posted:Oh lord, that's absolutely going to be a thing and I hadn't even considered it until I read your dumb post. In order for it to be a thing Tesla would have to ship the Cybertruck to customers which will never happen, so we are spared that particular tragedy
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Nomnom Cookie posted:8% of what you colossal idiot 8% delay in running them over, now the car will accelerate slightly faster
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LanceHunter posted:The US State Department is one thing, but how much money has Musk already cost the Saudi royal family through loving with their investment in Twitter? Probably not best to stumble into the middle of their cold war. he's about to pay them $54 for a $41 stock so they're probably laughing at him
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AnimeIsTrash posted:💯 how far does Tesla have to drop for him to be able to claim he can't afford Twitter anymore
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i hope it falls far enough that he can just barely afford twitter so he is forced to buy it and have all of his wealth tied up in it and then it crashes like a tesla into an ambulance
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:That can sometimes work, but musk is the richest rich person musk is going up against delaware corporate contract law not a person he is not richer than the value of corporate contracts being enforced in delaware and that's why he'll lose
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Jonny 290 posted:read a take a while back in a discussion about what we would need for mass, like, >50% of the vehicles on road, adoption of EVs the dennys waitress is probably not driving 300 miles a day to dennys, shes not stopping to charge on the way to and from work, shes charging at home at night that still requires chargers to be readily available where she lives, which is a huge hurdle in adoption, but charging time is not the limiting factor for your average commuter
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Jonny 290 posted:The Denny's waitress doesn't own a home. They cannot afford a 2500 a month 'luxury condo' with EV slots in the garage. it is noooooot happening. yeah no poo poo that's the part of my post you skipped quoting
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Beeftweeter posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1579971705447256064 it reminds him of grimes 
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mystes posted:Maybe his new idea is to tweet stuff like this to sabotage the company so it will fail before the deal can close investors won't give a poo poo, musk is paying them $54.20 for their shares either way even if there's nothing left afterwards
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just stay until he fires you while doing a bad job so he loses more money
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the people who read RPO and thought it was great are the same people who think "the metaverse" is good for video games idiots
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Luigi Thirty posted:muskman is already stepping on rakes do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life musk loves losing lawsuits to parag agrawal
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rotor posted:i think owning twitter is a disaster for Musk personally but he'll continue to be a billionaire until he dies, idk if that counts as wriggling out of it or not he'll stay a billionaire but if we work hard we can make sure he's miserable for the rest of his life anyway
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dioxazine posted:i wish they'd make up their mind but this is way funnier
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VSOKUL girl posted:i would like to pull a social graph--not just my own followers/follows, but the network of who they follow/are followed by ~2 levels deep--since twitter probably holds the most disparate set of communities im part of, and it'd be neat to save a network graph of that before it dies follows/followers 2 levels deep is going to be very nearly every twitter account that exists
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Shifty Pony posted:isn't that pretty drat low considering there won't be any stock grants? according to levels.fyi staff was $550k and senior staff was $680k before musk took over
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kliras posted:crazy how long it's taken legislation and enforcement to catch up, but things are at least happening at some pace   Weird how a post with 300k followers that is critical of Tesla only had 4000 views in 2 days
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Main Paineframe posted:write a script that detects any change from his preferred avatar and automatically buys it back xtal did this lmao
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TerminalRaptor posted:Beginning to think this Lowtax guy might not be a reputable character. say what you will about lowtax but he's been on his best behavior for the last year or so, musk could learn a thing or two
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akadajet posted:Congrats, everybody! You did it!! For sale: baby stroller, used once
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:relying on this is insane imo. I'm not saying that my dad's "side mirrors are only for parking" is correct but I would never rely on them for checking a blind spot. it was taught during a defensive driving course i had to take to get my cdl, it's a real thing i still look because i'm paranoid, but i've never caught anything that wasn't visible in the mirrors
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Pinterest Mom posted:losing third party client access is really.... like that's the thing that makes me stop using twitter, i think.
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kitten smoothie posted:it's gone, there is only one option and it is the bad feed unless this changed in the last couple hours this isn't true, the "following" feed is what used to be the "latest" feed
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these aren't even the latest numbers from the guy who makes these charts, as of Dec 31 there was no backlog at all in the US or Canada and the total backlog was down to 74k, it is dropping like a rock
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The Management posted:what I don’t get is why for all this bragging, teslas are predictably some of the slowest drivers out there. I literally never see them go fast i'm glad you've never seen one approach a child
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since tweetbot is dead I replaced twitter with nitter rss feeds, it's not great but better than the default app
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Beeftweeter posted:what does tweetbot even do? i see a lot of people lamenting its demise and i get that, i wouldn't want to use an official client either if i had a choice or actually used twitter. but i still have no idea what differentiates them beyond possibly not having ads it was a chronological timeline without any ads
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