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Powerful Two-Hander posted:just bombard countries from orbit with teslas imho But then a Tesla might kill someone who doesn't absolutely deserve it
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when u try to do grimes but u do crimes instead
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flakeloaf posted:if the car melted in water why did it have a puddle of it just lying around sorry everyone's car took a nap in a poppy field
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Okay kiddo here's a sander, the wood paste is over there by the poly coat and the sandpaper sheets
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flakeloaf posted:i've heard azalia banks Sang while driving in a Tesla roadster covered in dead animals/people/flames lol
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Aye, gromseygrims, wit tar feck is a soob-poo-ina an whoo is the iss-ee-see?
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Stymie posted:wow, they're going to have a tough time, that's a pretty serious division No he got subpoenaed by the less incestuous SEC
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The SEC with fewer refs getting bribed
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eh me 'licktrick caws bin a bit shite an' treedahs is shortin' me stoock
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Ciaphas posted:is there anything to make them not remotely reduce the charge capacity a premium owner subscription of $2,995.99 a year, valued Tesla member
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You should change your name to inferno machines if you're gonna quote the Apartheid Galaxybrain of Hawthorne
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I think CNBC mentioned something like 27% of TSLA shares were under short orders
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:i know azalea banks said he was on acid but i could totally see musk being out of his mind on amphetamines grams, me heer plogs is fullin' off me meth-soaked skilp
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hifi posted:lets check in on this guy https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/95otw7/just_borrowed_232k_at_600mo_interest_to_buy_623/ Looks like he hit the wrong yellow button and the ocarina only teleported his money to the SEC
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Mr. Nice! posted:in tesla news, the stock price today is flirting with $300 much like putting all your money in a tesla product, you might as well just skip the middle man and light it directly on fire
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elmer chud posted:this guy is down 50k now Ocarina for money
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akadajet posted:lol this was my first job in high school Your 90s not the 90s
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President Beep posted:im obscenely old oh okay
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Lol it's below 300 Wasn't it at like 350 when Elon said he was gonna buy it back at 420? Pro tier short squeeze, boer
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Mr. Nice! posted:it was 380 on aug 7 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Zikan posted:musk is "ambien" posting again It's undoubtedly related to his Iain M. Banks fandom, but lol if he's still pissy about the work birthday thing.
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tudabee posted:"look how hard you tried! we're gonna put this right here on the fridge where everybody can see what a good job you did!" Just get a rebel flag it's cheaper
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CommieGIR posted:"We don't need QA/UAT, we just need to
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thundering herd problem more like thundering turd problem The staggering level of internal fragmentation reminds me of how PayPal was when I worked there in '09-15. They experimented for a few months with an "agile product solutions" team that basically took "we need a widget that does this" orders and cranked out custom Java poo poo that never worked. We were cataloguing suspect addresses in an access database. They'd eventually gotten so wrapped up in quantity over quality that we were amending filings that weren't even sent to fincen yet, there'd be multiple SAR filings in the batch that were a daisy chain of amendments and corrections. Good god I'd love to run across someone from the treasury who had to deal with that poo poo and apologize.
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:introducing the tesla etherkiller I was trying to work that reference in there but then was like "well there's no real mimicry going on there, you're just wiring a cat 5 cable into a 120 (or 240 if you're a real bastard) volt power cord" On the other hand if you make it dump full voltage no matter what, and someone's car is only set to handle, say, half then hopefully there's something that just breaks the circuit once it's fried or else you might go all  like the Galaxy note 7 did.
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As someone who investigates financial crimes I lmao every day at the people who got doxxed by coinbase and given up to the IRS.
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Cocoa Crispies posted:janelle monáe makes everything cooler That doesn't work on Of Montreal though
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Lmfao it's like apple all over again, amnesia for obvious poo poo like fold-in side mirrors
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infernal machines posted:do they usually fold in at high speed? Folding at high speed appears to be Tesla's next big thing
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Bulgakov posted:lol good more like stinkerton
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Is it coincidence that shoddy electric motors make a "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" sound
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:thats a spark not an aveo, jeez That's a tesla not a dumpster on fire jeez
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I regged because I wanted to post bad dongs to gbsfm
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infernal machines posted:and the van also accelerates into the back of a parked cop car and proceeds to light on fire
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President Beep posted:vw did wwii introducing the Tesla Flammenlieferungwagen
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Zikan posted:https://twitter.com/ap/status/1033861153204723713?s=21 That's pretty smart of the autopilot to aim for firetrucks
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Lmfao Chicago soil is basically jelly for like 50+ feet down where you hit bedrock, Elon. People have known this for like 130 years
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