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mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

mewse posted:

from british gossip rag popbitch:

musk is just trying to live out vandals songs. so far he's got my girlfriend's dead and he's working on dig a hole and master race in outer space.

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mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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George posted:

if musk needs a new job maybe lowtax can hire him to write the new forum's software

i dont think lowtax wants the forums to crash anytime someone posts a picture of a firetruck

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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Main Paineframe posted:

personally, I'm a big fan of the heat shield and landing gear being on opposite ends of the ship

i'm sure the flaps on those tiny wings will be able to spin it around in the martian atmosphere

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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qirex posted:

nothing like good old 400 celcius steam to wash away the troubles of your day

seems preferable to living in the rocket for an entire trip to mars

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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Grimey Drawer
tesla: the f-35 of cars

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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both have autocratic leaders who claim to be socialists

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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maybe kgob is right about elon.
just look at how elon is helping to reduce the number of cars on the road:

1. idiot sells current ICE car to buy a tesla
2. tesla is never delivered to idiot
3. idiot can no longer afford to buy another ICE car and must now take public transportation reducing overall pollution and road congestion

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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President Beep posted:

yeah, really they should just be sleeping at the factory. kinda selfish not to imo.

they were at one point

quote:

Tesla had sleep trailers for workers, but the trailers were removed after too many workers started living in them long term.

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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Toady posted:

fine work, skeleton ,haha!! but the comparisons still don't make sense

twitter is dark souls because after spending any amount of time on it you are prepared to die

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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the reason is that tesla owners want to gently caress their cars

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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TerminalRaptor posted:

what should the tesla book be named?

Pipe Dreams: The Elon Musk Story

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

oh hey so i never got a good answer on this

for elong's underground deathtubes how long can a tesla actually operate at top speed before it becomes unusably slow

someone awhile back posted a lap video that depicted it switching over to battery safety mode or w/e, so if i know that time i can do a capacity calc for what the tube's actual throughout might be

the tube's actual throughput will be 0 because they will never exist beyond the prototype/proof of concept stage

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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just imagine the chaos at the police station as all the tesla cop cars try to crash into each other

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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interior combustion engine

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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go play outside Skyler posted:

can't wait for all these headrestless backseats to break someone's neck

snapping your neck is a feature to spare you the agony of burning to death

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

which for a human in typical design is 2.5 seconds, though 3.2s is a more realistic number, so go ahead and almost double that length if a human's driving

and that's in best-case conditions; dry flat straight road, good tires, no longitudinal roadway incline, driver's awake and alert (and young), etc etc

fortunately with autopilot you won't have to worry about human reaction times because it will fail to see the flaming wreckage in front of it and plow straight into it

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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terrorists won’t need to target the hyper loop. it will be perfectly capable of exploding on its own

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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this is just the first step in deterraforming earth so that we’ll be better prepared for living on mars

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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MomJeans420 posted:

Hell yeah posting on page 666


mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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Agile Vector posted:

okay musk post the version with gtx on

the higher poly mesh will be available as an ota update

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

i'm the headlight bar that doesn't illuminate the road in front of the truck

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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at least you'll be able to easily smash a window to get out when the doors lose power

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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gschmidl posted:

Dumber go up.

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

does ol musky not realize that the automotive factories in texas are all closed too

he probably doesn't, but lol if you think he would be punished beyond the lightest slap on the wrist which the governor would immediately apologize for

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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Combat Theory posted:

I can't wait for when tesla decides to go defense industry and the first tank reports come in.

are we sure Tesla hasn’t already been building the f-35?

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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musk must be planning to start selling tesla child murder tubes submarines

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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Jim Silly-Balls posted:

lol at anyone thinking the musktruck will be better at anything than a bone stock Subaru Outback

it will be and probably already is better at extracting money from idiots

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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mediaphage posted:

it has reportedly stopped using ConnMan.

but elon is still ceo

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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Mr. Nice! posted:

ft lauderdale like the rest of south fl is built on limestone. the poo poo is porous af and tunneling under it will cause sinkholes. its also gonna be flooded 24x7.

elon finally found a use for his child sub

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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gschmidl posted:

Ah, the Shite-Hulud of Boerakis.

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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Plank Walker posted:

yeah we need a great person to help promote monotheism so we can start building temples and gain +1 🙂 in all of our cities

Great “Engineer”
Elon Musk
Modern Era

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Loose 100 Gold. Destroy a random improvement in this city. You may no longer construct railroads.

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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Hardcore Accounting

but they've been doing that for a while

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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elon saying he supports gun control, even if it is the stupidest form of gun control, will disqualify him for running as anything as a republican

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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i’d like a tag too if they’re still being handed out

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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Shumagorath posted:

Garbage In Carnage Out

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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refleks posted:

If Justified taught me anything (besides how dreamy Timothy Olyphant is) it's that the Venn diagram between neo nazis and methheads are 2 concentric circles...

this was also true for the original nazis

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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tesla will eliminate the need for service by just closing all its service centers. if something breaks on your tesla just buy a new one

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mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

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gschmidl posted:

Fascist Tweets And Where To Find Them: The Grimes of Bazinglewald

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