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Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

https://twitter.com/Tweetermeyer/status/1022132157974597634

# ¿ Jul 25, 2018 14:55

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# ¿ Mar 23, 2023 21:25

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/16/business/elon-musk-interview-tesla.html

Elon Musk really speaks!

quote:

Mr. Musk has said he saw the tweet as an attempt at transparency. He acknowledged Thursday that no one had seen or reviewed it before he posted it.

Tesla’s shares soared. Investors, analysts and journalists puzzled over the tweet — published in the middle of the day’s official market trading, an unusual time to release major news — including the price Mr. Musk cited. He said in the interview that he wanted to offer a roughly 20 percent premium over where the stock had been recently trading, which would have been about $419. He decided to round up to $420 — a number that has become code for marijuana in counterculture lore.

“It seemed like better karma at $420 than at $419,” he said in the interview. “But I was not on weed, to be clear. Weed is not helpful for productivity. There’s a reason for the word ‘stoned.’ You just sit there like a stone on weed.”

quote:

He blamed short-sellers — investors who bet that Tesla’s shares will lose value — for much of his stress. He said he was bracing for “at least a few months of extreme torture from the short-sellers, who are desperately pushing a narrative that will possibly result in Tesla’s destruction.”

the article also confirms that he tweets on ambien benders

# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 03:55

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Ambien
When the stock is down and you can’t go on
It’s Ambien
When the pop star cries and you don’t know why
It’s hard to bear
With teslas to drive you
You’re going nowhere

# ¿ Aug 18, 2018 01:50

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

I would like to state for the record, sec, that I am gay.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 08:13

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

infernal machines posted:

wait.. how many slaves does viral twitter sensation atomicthumbs have?

1.21 gigaclintons

# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 07:57

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

are you implying that white South African rappers are racist???

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 08:22

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

in conclusion,

fishmech posted:

yolandi visser three

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 08:26

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

rapeface posted:

fyi eminem just released his new album and it owns

is there Mekhi Phifer

# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 08:37

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

https://www.theverge.com/2018/9/7/17831204/tesla-accounting-hr-executives-resign

Tesla’s chief accounting officer, Dave Morton, has resigned after less than a month on the job, the company announced in a regulatory filing today. Morton said in a statement that “the level of public attention placed on the company, as well as the pace within the company, have exceeded my expectations.”

Shortly after the announcement of Morton’s departure, Gabrielle Toledano, Tesla’s head of HR, told Bloomberg she has decided not to come back to the company after being on a leave of absence. She’s the second Tesla executive to not return from a leave of absence this summer. Doug Field, who ran the company’s vehicle programs, stepped down in July after having gone on leave in May.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 14:42

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1038080317242859521

# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 15:07

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

pseudorandom name posted:

mods

# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 18:36

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

muskman’s announced he’s going to shoot a rocket to the moon with a Japanese businessman inside

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 01:29

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

https://twitter.com/DMC_Ryan/status/1043223971477385216

# ¿ Sep 23, 2018 23:50

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

yes YES

# ¿ Sep 27, 2018 21:15

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

what is BO insurance

# ¿ Sep 29, 2018 22:15

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

I convinced my dad to invest $400 in apple when I was 12

now I have $10,000

# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 23:06

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1047997866474594304

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1047998560782827520

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 00:16

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

President Beep posted:

don’t worry. im sure you’ll get to c/d eventually.

I got to p/u and it had a picture of your mom in it

# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 06:13

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

https://twitter.com/sethlow/status/1059805719803846656

https://twitter.com/sethlow/status/1059946044723740672

# ¿ Nov 7, 2018 14:02

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1060439392127463424

# ¿ Nov 8, 2018 07:54

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

https://twitter.com/textfiles/status/1061094636410859521

# ¿ Nov 10, 2018 03:25

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1061123924354875393

Tesla: Maybe helpful for transporting people

# ¿ Nov 10, 2018 05:33

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

I drive a Nissan op

# ¿ Nov 20, 2018 14:31

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

you don’t hear about normie cars burning to the ground when they hit a rock. makes u think.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2019 08:02

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

king dedede booting while driving

# ¿ Feb 28, 2019 22:55

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Truga posted:

the tesla future is amazing. imagine if every brand of car had a proprietary gas hole with DRM, lmao

please don’t subtweet me

# ¿ Mar 6, 2019 18:42

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

https://twitter.com/consequence/status/1108399347438358529

# ¿ Mar 20, 2019 18:23

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

https://twitter.com/dhh/status/1108480192975011841

# ¿ Mar 20, 2019 21:29

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

https://twitter.com/sokane1/status/1120417817118035969

# ¿ Apr 22, 2019 20:14

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

creationist believer posted:

but imagine how profitable tesla will be when this vehicle is autonomous

火車

哈哈哈哈哈哈

# ¿ May 20, 2019 18:44

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

muskman currently reposting 2B art without attribution, the monster

# ¿ Jun 16, 2019 02:27

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

FrozenVent posted:

who amongst us hasn’t, really

the guy who invented the Schlitterbahn child murder tube

# ¿ Jun 16, 2019 12:45

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Musk is now a black account lol

# ¿ Jun 16, 2019 19:46

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

eschaton posted:

can’t wait for Musk to announce his new “companion” android company

You're thinking about how much you want to **** 2B, aren't you?

# ¿ Jun 17, 2019 05:40

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

flakeloaf posted:

we are proud to present

robocar 2

95

billion

dollars

# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 14:58

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

nextmove has ordered 100 Tesla Model 3 for its all electric rental fleet in Germany in December 2018. After the delivery of the first 15 Model 3, nextmove had to stop taking delivery, due to severe quality and safety problems. Only every fourth vehicle was free of defects, in some cases vehicles were not even roadworthy.

Instead of agreeing on a process for defect-free handover and on-schedule repairs, Tesla set an 24-hours-ultimatum for nextmove and cancelled the remaining 85 Tesla Model 3 worth around five million euros after the ultimatum expired. Repeated attempts to buy vehicles failed.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2019 14:37

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1163874793113866240

# ¿ Aug 20, 2019 18:49

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

https://twitter.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1184128495817023488

older Teslas log so much poo poo in the flash memory that it dies from wear and the car is bricked

# ¿ Oct 15, 2019 15:46

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

infernal machines posted:

renegade was also boxy AF

presumably no one's made the comparison because no one remembers it exists

I love renegade

# ¿ Nov 25, 2019 01:40

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# ¿ Mar 23, 2023 21:25

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

MononcQc posted:

it's me, the dev taking over the network-wide firmware update mechanism for the entire starlink internet, pushing broken code that bricks the whole network at once

this was an episode of sg1

the reason Earth needs a giant computer to dial the stargate is because they don’t have the little dialer box that keeps the network calculations up to date with stellar drift

one episode they come up with a plan to update the stargate’s built in coordinate system so they don’t need to anymore

unfortunately it automatically transmits the updates to the entire rest of the gate system, which bricks every stargate except Earth

# ¿ Nov 27, 2019 01:05

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