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It seems most efficient to charge your lithium ion batteries right from the volcano
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Shugojin posted:It seems most efficient to charge your lithium ion batteries right from the volcano  now you're thinking with drugs
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Sep 22, 2020 17:42
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Tubgoat posted:I'm not sure, but I feel like native Hawaiians, the eight that are left, might have some problems with geothermal from capping a volcano. They're already not a fan of the constantly-expanding number of telescopes on sacred Mauna Kea, followed by our media going "LOL THESE IGNORANT SAVAGES AND THEIR SUPERSTITIONS" as "science" is used to justify further colonial encroachment. Citations Needed has an excellent episode about this. as pointed out, i think geothermal vents/caps on volcanos would be obviously dumb for anyone in the industry the point was that sounds like what musk would do despite all those """experts"""
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Sep 22, 2020 18:01
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ladies and gentlemen, i present the genius, elon msk
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Sep 22, 2020 18:02
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"engineering is hard, let's do meth" - elon "musky" musk
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Sep 22, 2020 18:03
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Elon "1000% to 10,000% harder" Musk
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Sep 22, 2020 18:10
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Not well understood by whom, mr musk? By whom? Process engineers, or billionaire dilettantes with a "gently caress yeah, science!" shirt.
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Sep 22, 2020 18:23
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legit shocked he's saying this, what the hell
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Sep 22, 2020 18:24
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has elon musk actually. . . learned? i miss the heady days of "air resistance is the limit to manufacturing speed!"
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Sep 22, 2020 18:25
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he's "learned" that he can shift blame away from himself by saying "the engineering is really hard guys" whenever someone points out that he is completely full of poo poo and literally just making things up
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Sep 22, 2020 18:29
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it's not his fault that he's such a visionary that his ideas cannot be built with modern science and engineering. you can't blame him for boosting his company's stock price by claiming to be building things that you'd find on a 7th grader's trapper keeper
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Sep 22, 2020 18:31
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has he announced rocket shoes? i know he was claiming they were building a tesla with compressed gas rockets, but what about rocket shoes? that's a musky idea if ever i heard one
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Sep 22, 2020 18:32
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every tesla that rolls
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Sep 22, 2020 18:34
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1000 and 10000 Two numbers which are very similar
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Sep 22, 2020 18:50
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Egg Moron posted:1000 and 10000 What do you want? There's literally zero difference between them.
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Elon stared at the tent factory. He considered moving the robot arm over to the conveyor belt, but then he didn’t. Instead, he moved it to the right. He nodded. The engineer walked over, and said something bitchy. Elon chuckled, then sighed. “Engineer,” he said, “please go away.” The engineer made a whimper from his mouth and then he walked away. Elon stared at the factory. He reflected that the best problems were the problems that were so hard. And that was what automation was. Where would he move the robot arm next? “Well, Elon!” harrumphed the Tesla short. “Perhaps now you see that automation is so hard?” Elon nodded. Automation was so hard. That night, he thought about the factory. He snorted a drug that made the problem less hard, but even then, it was still so hard. Elon was plastic-surgeried and rich, but still he didn’t want to lose, because it would be better to win. But automation was so hard. The engineer ran over. “Elon!” said the engineer. If you don’t win, there will be an electric Audi, and maybe an electric Porsche!“ Elon was appalled. "I must win the stock market,” he said. He sighed. The next day, the short bragged: “I will win the stock market! I am the best at winning the stock market!” Elon sighed. But then Elon saw what he would do: instead of moving the robot arm to the left, he would move it forward. The short was so surprised. “But… but automation is supposed to be so hard!” But Elon was very smart. He moved the robot arm again, and in a way that was so smart. “NOOOOO,” shouted the short. Elon had made the best factory. He had made the best robotic factory. The engineer congratulated him, and the girl wanted to have sex with him. “Well,” thought Elon, “I will have sex with her. I am, after all… THE REAL LIFE TONY STARK. BMan has issued a correction as of 19:16 on Sep 22, 2020 |
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Sep 22, 2020 19:02
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remember when trump said "not many people know this, but health insurance is really complicated" yeah
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BMan posted:Elon stared at the tent factory. He considered moving the robot arm over to the conveyor belt, but then he didn’t. Instead, he moved it to the right. He nodded. The engineer walked over, and said something bitchy. Elon chuckled, then sighed. “Engineer,” he said, “please go away.” The engineer made a whimper from his mouth and then he walked away. 
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Sep 22, 2020 19:13
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gently caress, I missed a word
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Shugojin posted:It seems most efficient to charge your lithium ion batteries right from the volcano  
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infernal machines posted:do you think anyone's going to stop you? The disembodied voice of my youth group pastor reminding me that sexual degeneracy is a one way ticket to hell
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I remember a few years ago when 'ol Musky decided to throw a bunch of people with 0 industrial robotics experience at trying to build and maintain some fancy new industrial automation systems. Turns out, even if you're brilliant, you're not going to produce anything very good on the first few tries. Oh well! Number still go up.
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Sep 22, 2020 19:42
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Nah, it perfectly captures the amount of effort/thought Musk would put into this scenario, A+
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Sep 22, 2020 20:51
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Elon "We don't need Industrial Engineers" Musk wondering why scaling manufacturing is so hard 
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Sep 22, 2020 20:58
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Lady Militant posted:Elon "We don't need Industrial Engineers" Musk wondering why scaling manufacturing is so hard I don't think you understand. Nobody has ever done this before!
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Sep 22, 2020 21:56
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You're supposed to throw the battery into the ocean, Elon, not the volcano.
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https://twitter.com/mcwm/status/1308511728834162689 The best one: https://twitter.com/mcwm/status/1308514653581041666 https://twitter.com/mcwm/status/1308536759404425222 The whole thread is loving wild.
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Goodpancakes posted:The good news is that Geothermal isn't capping a volcano, and wouldn't even be on the volcano. yeah lol no one suggested that
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:https://twitter.com/mcwm/status/1308511728834162689 Wait, why would Tesla want to release a $25,000 Tesla in three years? I thought in three years they were going to be a full self-driving robo taxi company?
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We're having trouble scaling production by a factor of 10, but sure, yeah, we can drop the base model price by 30% easy.
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math is hard too
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Amazing results in 3 years? Elon you've done it again! Lets get that stock up to $5,000!
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https://twitter.com/Sofiaan/status/1308509690574249984?s=20 wild
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You brand new car, but some random dude farted into the seat for a few hours before they handed the keys over
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Wasn't there an issue with Tesla computers that they never actually got wiped or reset, so you could theoretically go in and view past usage, passwords, certificates, etc... Just curious.
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Can't spell guillotine without elon.
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gschmidl posted:Can't spell guillotine without elon. 
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So I just realized that Tesla is now accepting money for the Tesla Model S "Plaid" for delivery in "late 2021". Still waiting for the Tesla Roadster, announced and displayed in 2017 and accepting cash deposits immediately for delivery in 2020, the Tesla Semi announced and displayed and accepting cash deposits immediately in 2017 for delivery in 2019, the Tesla Cybertruck, announced 2019 and accepting cash deposits immediately for delivery 2021 oh, and "Full Self-Driving", which went on sale in 2016, full price, for delivery any day now, still at delivery any day now. Has there been any company in history allowed to accept so much money in deposits and full price sales for products that don't exist and don't have a real timeline for existing? It's like if Theranos was still around because they managed to delivery a pregnancy and cholesterol test.
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I was watching the Canadian Television show Anne with an E (Takes place in ~1900s East Coast Canada) on one of the episodes a teacher created a battery to power a light bulb from a potato. It made me think of Elon Musk and if he would be impressed by such an experiment being done in front of him. EDIT: Oh my god, there's an Elon Musk of Potatos. https://medium.com/hungry-for-disruption/meet-the-elon-musk-of-potatoes-f97b2d2cf42b
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Three Olives posted:So I just realized that Tesla is now accepting money for the Tesla Model S "Plaid" for delivery in "late 2021". Still waiting for the Tesla Roadster, announced and displayed in 2017 and accepting cash deposits immediately for delivery in 2020, the Tesla Semi announced and displayed and accepting cash deposits immediately in 2017 for delivery in 2019, the Tesla Cybertruck, announced 2019 and accepting cash deposits immediately for delivery 2021 oh, and "Full Self-Driving", which went on sale in 2016, full price, for delivery any day now, still at delivery any day now. It's Star Citizen all over again
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