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Owling Howl
Jul 17, 2019
So the contract with the convention center is split in 3 - Boring gets paid 1/3 for completion of the tunnels, 1/3 for completion of stations and the last 1/3 is for demonstrating they can move 4400 people/hour. Fire codes only allows 800 people/hour in a given station though. They also have to move a certain number of people at events or pay a 300k fine per event up to 4,5 million.

So lots of entertainment to come.

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gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Owling Howl posted:

So the contract with the convention center is split in 3 - Boring gets paid 1/3 for completion of the tunnels, 1/3 for completion of stations and the last 1/3 is for demonstrating they can move 4400 people/hour. Fire codes only allows 800 people/hour in a given station though. They also have to move a certain number of people at events or pay a 300k fine per event up to 4,5 million.

So lots of entertainment to come.

Lots of anger as he just gets paid in full with zero consequences.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Moving 37 passengers per minute with cars that hold a maximum of three people (& driver), require longer dwell time for people to get in and out compared to trains (because cars, and especially when passengers carry bags etc. like is usual during conventions) and fire code restrictions on the amount of people allowed in stations doesn't really seem doable.

If they manage it, that's not going to be typical throughput but some highly orchestrated operation.

Fame Douglas has issued a correction as of 20:10 on Apr 9, 2021

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Fame Douglas posted:

If they manage it, that's not going to be typical throughput but some highly orchestrated operation.
I'm sure this'll work smoothly with your average Las Vegas crowd

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans
wonder how much vomit and cum will be over all those Telsas after a week of use

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Bideo James posted:

wonder how much vomit and cum will be over all those Telsas after a week of use

is that a challenge

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

FAUXTON posted:

is that a challenge

Hunter S Thompson stepping out of a Tesla in the 2022 reboot of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

He comments about Elon Musk accomplishing Time-Travel in a drug addled rant while walking down the ramp to the Tesla loop.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Bideo James posted:

hahaha its all fake

It looks like a commercial for one of those toys where it claimed you could move a ball thru an obstacle course with your mind. Even reading the fluffy description they put out it boils down to the chip detects brain activity and the pong paddle/dot moves where it needs to go because the programming assumes that’s what the monkey wants and I’ve even skeptical it’s even able to do that.

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Dr. VooDoo posted:

It looks like a commercial for one of those toys where it claimed you could move a ball thru an obstacle course with your mind. Even reading the fluffy description they put out it boils down to the chip detects brain activity and the pong paddle/dot moves where it needs to go because the programming assumes that’s what the monkey wants and I’ve even skeptical it’s even able to do that.

yeah its an amazing video of a monkey being fed through a tube also using a controller that pushes food through the tube while a video plays in front of it entrancing its eyes while it eats.

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

Admiral Ray posted:

I've seen videos about perpetual motion machines done better than this.

Instagram food hoaxes are done better than this

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

HE WATCHES
Can a cybertruck even fit down that tunnel?

commando in tophat
Sep 5, 2019
If they made it so that teslas can do spirals in those tunnels that would make it instantly cool, instead of lame taxi in tube.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Bideo James posted:

Hunter S Thompson stepping out of a Tesla in the 2022 reboot of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

He comments about Elon Musk accomplishing Time-Travel in a drug addled rant while walking down the ramp to the Tesla loop.

good lord imagine him letting loose on musk, presumably the embodiment of everything he hated in a person

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Shifty Pony posted:

a lazy river transit system sounds pretty cool tbqh.

lmao those things are the most amazingly gruesome death traps, or am I thinking of the fast rapids-type ones. Probably it's both.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Myron Baloney posted:

lmao those things are the most amazingly gruesome death traps, or am I thinking of the fast rapids-type ones. Probably it's both.

You're probably thinking of the rapids ones where you're in a huge rigid raft full of volvo seats. Lazy river is like a walking-speed current with no underwater obstacles so it stays nice and flat, and you just float along in it. It's pretty low risk of drowning because it's only about 4 feet deep but if you start getting vegas levels of inebriation all bets are off

gently caress imagine being the guy who drowned in a vegas lazy river loop on the strip, your dead rear end would probably be scooting along the bottom for hours before anyone noticed

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Myron Baloney posted:

lmao those things are the most amazingly gruesome death traps, or am I thinking of the fast rapids-type ones. Probably it's both.

the rapids ones are the ones that grind people up if you fall out. Lazy rivers are probably the safest thing at a water park.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

I've been inspired by the radical idea of making tunnels less expensive by just building smaller ones and come up with buildings but smaller. Instead of a 10 story building my company will build a 5 story one for half the price.

Please don't steal my disruption idea

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

FAUXTON posted:

good lord imagine him letting loose on musk, presumably the embodiment of everything he hated in a person

i can't say he made the wrong choice, but good lord what i would give to see his takes in 2021

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Guze posted:

I've been inspired by the radical idea of making tunnels less expensive by just building smaller ones and come up with buildings but smaller. Instead of a 10 story building my company will build a 5 story one for half the price.

Please don't steal my disruption idea

*1/2 the price, not counting anything except material costs for the superstructure

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Fun Shoe

infernal machines posted:

i can't say he made the wrong choice, but good lord what i would give to see his takes in 2021

HST missed out on some fantastic content by leaving when he did. total n00b move

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

YOLOsubmarine posted:

the rapids ones are the ones that grind people up if you fall out. Lazy rivers are probably the safest thing at a water park.

I have a friend/ex who is terrified of water cause she almost downed in a lazy river somehow.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Spergin Morlock posted:

HST missed out on some fantastic content by leaving when he did. total n00b move

imagine seeing george w bush and deciding to check out during the cartoon film reel before the main feature

Desert Bus posted:

I have a friend/ex who is terrified of water cause she almost downed in a lazy river somehow.

that's actually an excellent reason to be terrified of water

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Desert Bus posted:

I have a friend/ex who is terrified of water cause she almost downed in a lazy river somehow.

penguin exhibit...

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
There was a stuck post here

e: It wasn't worth it

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

FAUXTON posted:

good lord imagine him letting loose on musk, presumably the embodiment of everything he hated in a person

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans
Tesla Las Vegas: Wow! What a Ride!

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Owling Howl posted:

So the contract with the convention center is split in 3 - Boring gets paid 1/3 for completion of the tunnels, 1/3 for completion of stations and the last 1/3 is for demonstrating they can move 4400 people/hour. Fire codes only allows 800 people/hour in a given station though. They also have to move a certain number of people at events or pay a 300k fine per event up to 4,5 million.

So lots of entertainment to come.

:bisonyes:

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
losing 33% on the contract and then getting hit for another nearly 10% on the total potential value would be incredible, and yet somehow i have my doubts about enforcement of those penalties

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


bazingas are loving dumb

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
The Hangover but the guy they’re looking for is stuck in a broken Tesla in the tunnel

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




The Hangover but they're stuck with the tiger in a tesla in the tunnel

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


I feel like every year since HST shot himself would have just made him more likely to shoot himself

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors





Eyyyy look at me, i'm a big brain smarty that just increased the throughput of the loop my a factor of 10!


Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Party Boat posted:

I feel like every year since HST shot himself would have just made him more likely to shoot himself

This is also how I'm starting to think.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Party Boat posted:

I feel like every year since HST shot himself would have just made him more likely to shoot himself

yeah

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

The Venetian has a river that runs through the whole thing Venice style and I'm not aware of anyone drowning in it.

I really wish Vegas had some decent mass transportation systems. I have no problem walking up and down the strip even if it takes awhile, but when I need to get anywhere off-strip I have to Uber and that basically then involves finding the designated ride share area which probably has you having to go to the proper casino and work your way through the maze to get to the designated area in the parking lot. And at the end of the day triple checking all your ride summaries because the drivers there almost all slam the I'M HERE button as soon as they get within eye sight of the casino and then spend 10-15 minutes working their way to you so they are almost guaranteed to have hit you with a "you were late" charge without letting you know. Also you only get Uber credit back for contesting that charge, not an actual refund.

plz just give me a monorail or something plz

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Captain Hotbutt posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1380568690693902339

"Everyone is clowning on my lovely tunnel relentlessly, better release the monkey video."

I like how it's trained to suck on a robot penis at the same time.

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Owling Howl posted:

So the contract with the convention center is split in 3 - Boring gets paid 1/3 for completion of the tunnels, 1/3 for completion of stations and the last 1/3 is for demonstrating they can move 4400 people/hour. Fire codes only allows 800 people/hour in a given station though. They also have to move a certain number of people at events or pay a 300k fine per event up to 4,5 million.

So lots of entertainment to come.
i assume the monorail guy faced zero financial or legal consequences because it would reflect poorly on quimby and springfield

also the monorail was a better idea than the bazinga tunnels

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/r6lBUhW.mp4

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Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH

Fame Douglas posted:

Las Vegas could expand their equally stupid monorail to at least service the airport.

The construction costs on that thing is enormously expensive. They approved an expansion leg to the football stadium but there is no financial will for it. Musk's Tunnel is stupid, but he's offering a cheap way to tunnel through the caliche that has made this town a non-starter for underground transportation. The problem is I think he's only willing to do it if he can use it for this laughable Tesla commercial.

All Musk extensions confirmed beyond the convention center peoplemover are being paid for entirely by casinos. Like the one going under that golf course is just replacing a shuttle bus that the casino used to occasionally run to the convention center.

The Strip is a weird exemption to civic planning policy because it's deliberately not designed to service locals except to feed them in and out of work as quickly as possible, and there is no need to concern about income disparity since everything is built for people abandoning all sense of personal austerity that they might have in any other city. It is functionally no different than a giant mining pit or warehouse of cubicles in that it's not intended to be your habitat for more than a few hours.

World War Mammories posted:

trying to imagine the type of person who would look at this scale of distance and choose not to walk

That stretch of Desert Inn doesn't intersect with the Strip or even have sidewalks. It's a super-arterial that's meant to provide quick access between east and west sides of town by denying you any exits to the big popular tourist destination in the middle of it all. The positive side of this from a transit standpoint is that it makes it a good street for express buses to get residents who don't work in the industry from one side of town to another.

Craptacular! has issued a correction as of 00:52 on Apr 10, 2021

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