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When it turns out child death machines are illegal, he's just going to rename it "Not a child death machine" to spite the authorities
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child in Tesla brand Rescue Hypertube dies after accidentally pressing "More Cowbell" button instead of "More Oxygen" button
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MoreLikeTen posted:When it turns out child death machines are illegal, he's just going to rename it "Not a child death machine" to spite the authorities the Baby Bumble Ball is going to be designed and manufactured by The Completely Alive Baby Company (No Dead Babies) (Extremely Living Children)
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Elon is bad His cohort actual Nazi vampire Peter thiel is worse
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The Toddler Body Still Full Of All Its Original Blood Company
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lorn Wayne posted:im surprised he hasn't tried to profit from gun violence yet with some kind of magnetic field that actually attracts more bullets somehow from other guns elon musk only cares about whatever gets him a private subway every action of his is directed towards that singular purpose
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the elon worshippers will probably be the first in line to test ride the hyperloop so that'll be a problem that solves itself to some degree being reduced to pink mist by my billionaire idol husbando~ 
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remember when elon used his cool innovative brain to ponder the origin of existence and the nature of god and weirdly landed on the idea that the universe is a computer program (making god a programmer like him) pretty weird coincidence but i’m sure his reasoning was sound
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Bezos could buy elon musk over and over every week in perpetuity, half the internet runs on his company's infrastructure, he has thousands of borderline slaves upon whom his company tests new worker control technologies ripped straight out of an alpha centauri flavour text, and his space company is developing commercially viable products which will actually become widespread in use but everyones focused on the guy who runs an unprofitable car company that real manufacturers barely pay attention to and a rocket company thats basically a government funding grift
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Remember when he blamed the helpless passenger of an automated car that crashed itself lol
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Drunkboxer posted:remember when elon used his cool innovative brain to ponder the origin of existence and the nature of god and weirdly landed on the idea that the universe is a computer program (making god a programmer like him) lol drat, for some reason this never occurred to me even though it's so obvious. the reason all these rich STEMlord dorks think we're living in the matrix is because it'd mean god was some ~super rational~ galaxybrained engineer like them the singularity is literally just a god complex for white nerd dudes who managed to make it through school without shooting anyone
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still cant believe loving grimes is dating him lmao that is so loving lame
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someone said they broke up. maybe they were lying i dnno
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The REAL Goobusters posted:still cant believe loving grimes is dating him lmao she will dump him in like a year
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What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Thai Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Mel’s Hole, and I have over 300 confirmed rescues. I am trained in gorilla rescue and I’m the top free diver in the entire Thai armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another future rescue. I will save your loving life with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of scuba suppliers across Southeast Asia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that saves the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving alive, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rescue you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed rescue, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Thai Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to keep your miserable rear end on the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy evacuation your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo deliverance all over you and you will not drown in it. You’re loving alive, kiddo.
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I Am A Robot posted:gotta love the internet billionaire defenders who think Elon is actually doing anything to save the world instead of just stealing government money, making horrifically bad ROIs in terms of technology development, and abusing his workers well he's rich, and capitalism works, so obviously he has to be doing something right
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as someone who has upvoted countless picture of space on imgur, i feel like most of you don't have the scientific knowledge necessary to criticize elon musk
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The REAL Goobusters posted:still cant believe loving grimes is dating him lmao I mean if you listen to art angels closely it's clear that the lady has a complex and seeks out the sort of controlling abusive relationships of the sort Elon would inflcit
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you can tell elon's lived a sheltered life because he would've scratched the "rigid metal tube in a tight cavern" idea once he remembered what moving a couch up a stairwell is like
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shiksa posted:you can tell elon's lived a sheltered life because he would've scratched the "rigid metal tube in a tight cavern" idea once he remembered what moving a couch up a stairwell is like i mean he probably left south africa with 57 million dollars of emeralds sewn into his knee breeches or whatever
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elon musk is the flava flave of science he's a hype man with no real talent and only got lucky a few decades ago
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i hope he saves the thai orphans  go elon, go!
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Why don't he Tony Stark himself into crippling alcoholism already so we can finally have a decent comparison
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after you defeat reddit, musk is the final boss
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shiksa posted:you can tell elon's lived a sheltered life because he would've scratched the "rigid metal tube in a tight cavern" idea once he remembered what moving a couch up a stairwell is like
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Bullfrog posted:after you defeat reddit, musk is the final boss
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elon musk is basically just tech-trump and the neolibs acting like he's gonna save the world are his chuds when it's all just a manifestation of his need for narcissistic supply bc his dad was a big ol' emerald jerk to him
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what I'm saying is: look out Micheal Bloomberg, looks like the left has a REAL outsider candidate ready to strike u down once his businesses fall apart and he converts his fanbase into political capital
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lorn Wayne posted:the supporters are worse than musk when elon is prez, he will seed the skies with sulfuric acid to induce global cooling via geo-engineering and spout of a series of glib tweets about how "geo-engineering is good and EASY to WIN!" while bypassing congress/the world by using the military and EOs to get it all done. then we realize we messed up the atmosphere and have thrown the world into a brutal ice age but ownership of a Tesla coffin tube was made mandatory so at least our deaths will be easy to deal with
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power word- Jeb! posted:for some reason i keep thinking about the goon zipline For just a hundred dollars a ride we will put your child in the hyperloop, killing them
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