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I'd rather Citibank go bankrupt than Tesla.
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# ? May 22, 2019 09:53 |
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Lambert posted:I'd rather Citibank go bankrupt than Tesla. I'd rather Citi get carefully dismantled by a morally forthright government who turns their skyscraper into public housing and christens the new Trotsky Tower with the guillotine executions of the entire board of Citi than have it go bankrupt under this government tesla going bankrupt really doesn't harm anyone innocent beyond the immediate joblessness of their factory workers who will undoubtedly be better off with new jobs elsewhere.
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# ? May 22, 2019 09:59 |
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orange sky posted:https://twitter.com/jjeswani/status/1131089727010926595 more like a thousand puts
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# ? May 22, 2019 10:25 |
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Are the people on robin Hood still buying what the institutional investors are loading off? I'm still getting Robin Hood ads in my podcasts where they advertise with "a free share in popular companies like Tesla"
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# ? May 22, 2019 11:31 |
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Lord Stimperor posted:Are the people on robin Hood still buying what the institutional investors are loading off? I'm still getting Robin Hood ads in my podcasts where they advertise with "a free share in popular companies like Tesla" yep, basically I can't find the graph but number of individual holders keeps rising steadily as the value drops
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# ? May 22, 2019 11:32 |
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Lord Stimperor posted:Are the people on robin Hood still buying what the institutional investors are loading off? I'm still getting Robin Hood ads in my podcasts where they advertise with "a free share in popular companies like Tesla"
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# ? May 22, 2019 11:48 |
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Everyone loves discount stock.
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# ? May 22, 2019 12:02 |
infernal machines posted:okay, well, low key. but they enabled full debug logging in the kernel on their half-assed ubuntu port that runs everything, so now the ssds they use for the ecu/mcu are hitting their write limits and failing, permanently. meaning the entire system needs to be replaced, oh, and btw your odometer hasn't worked since poo poo failed, so be sure to note that on your insurance. Last page but hoooooly poo poo do you have a link or is this a green forum inside baseball thing?
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# ? May 22, 2019 12:38 |
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Shakenbaker posted:Last page but hoooooly poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-7b1waoj9Q thats the video thats the source of that talk i think
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# ? May 22, 2019 12:42 |
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# ? May 22, 2019 12:55 |
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It’s going to own when Tesla accidentally bricks their fleet when they shut down the servers.
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# ? May 22, 2019 13:11 |
Bulgakov posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-7b1waoj9Q Thanks! I wasn't really aware at all of the grey market tesla stuff either, so that was fun insight to get like it puts the whole insurance company issues with tesla into the realm of perfectly reasonable, which is a weird place to be mentally
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# ? May 22, 2019 13:12 |
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how the gently caress?
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# ? May 22, 2019 13:20 |
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Karl Sharks posted:how the gently caress? the check is still in the mail, also did I tell you how very smart you are for buying a tesla? You're so smart, you're smarter than all the others. When the time comes you'll be able to be so smug because you're so smart
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# ? May 22, 2019 13:22 |
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"I'm getting a bit apprehensive" *tapping sarcasm detector* Weird, is it showing 0 for everyone else too?
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# ? May 22, 2019 13:23 |
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Karl Sharks posted:how the gently caress? probably wants the cheapest model with no options which tesla is gonna get around to eventually, we promise
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# ? May 22, 2019 13:23 |
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Tesla couldn't figure out how to make the base Model 3 for a profit, they only deliver them to people who accept the upsell to the expensive versions. They removed the base from the website completely last month, if anybody still believes they will ever be able to get that car, lol
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# ? May 22, 2019 13:27 |
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198 pre market.
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# ? May 22, 2019 13:43 |
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ratbert90 posted:198 pre market. This is edging.
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# ? May 22, 2019 13:44 |
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All good news today bois https://twitter.com/markbspiegel/status/1131155523674492928 https://twitter.com/tool_grinder/status/1131178655382687744 https://twitter.com/scot_work/status/1131022442623688704
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# ? May 22, 2019 13:52 |
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Humans are terrible drivers and cannot be trusted piloting a car! Introducing Tesla's Auto Pilot that drives the car for you! But it requires human intervention all the time to be safe to use! But humans are terrible drivers and cannot be trusted piloting a car!
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# ? May 22, 2019 13:57 |
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people who think they can drive safely are DUMB people who think they can babisit our untested early access AI that explicitly does keep making mistakes all the time safely are GENIUSES
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# ? May 22, 2019 14:05 |
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oh word? wow, i bet no one could have foreseen this!
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# ? May 22, 2019 14:07 |
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https://twitter.com/passthebeano/status/1131157389816750081
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# ? May 22, 2019 14:19 |
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I saw 3 Teslas during my commute today. Can't argue with facts, folks, they're here to stay.
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# ? May 22, 2019 15:10 |
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well, at least until they need service
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# ? May 22, 2019 15:11 |
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infernal machines posted:well, at least until they need service
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# ? May 22, 2019 15:17 |
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Bulgakov posted:just plug in two 120v cords!! I'm through the looking glass and can't tell if this is a joke
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# ? May 22, 2019 15:22 |
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LastInLine posted:I'm through the looking glass and can't tell if this is a joke It works if you pick two outlets which are out of phase of each other https://quick220.com
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# ? May 22, 2019 15:33 |
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Back below 200 in daytrading for now!
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# ? May 22, 2019 15:42 |
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Teal posted:more like a thousand puts Beautifully put
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# ? May 22, 2019 15:54 |
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Lmao
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# ? May 22, 2019 15:59 |
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infernal machines posted:well, at least until they need service At which point they will be there to stay
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# ? May 22, 2019 16:02 |
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Thinking about Muskie stewing and getting angrier and angrier as things go great for his sworn enemies makes me smile. Tesla's plunging stock has handed Elon Musk's most loathed enemies, short sellers, $1 billion of profits in May Some Highlights: Elon Musk has long derided Tesla short sellers. The CEO has targeted them on Twitter, suggested the practice be outlawed, joked about their connection to the Securities and Exchange Commission, and has reveled in their losses when the stock is going higher. Now as the stock and debt prices of his electric-car maker fall under intense pressure and Wall Street rushes to curb its enthusiasm, he's in essence handing them everything they've wanted. With shares down 16% in May, the stock is on track for its worst month since March 2018 — when it fell 22%. The plunge in Tesla's share price has given short sellers $1.07 billion in mark-to-market profits this month, and has them on track for one of their best months since 2016, according to the financial-analytics firm S3 partners. They have made $3.8 billion in paper profits this year as shares are on track for their worst annual performance on record, having plunged 38% through Monday. Over the last three years, short sellers lost more than $5 billion betting against the electric-car maker. ...watchdogs have once again called into question the safety of Tesla's Autopilot feature. While the company has defended the feature, the National Transportation Safety Board said last week in a preliminary report it was engaged during a fatal March crash involving a Model 3 sedan. "Tesla's stock price will have to get back over $300/share for shorts to be deeply in the red again and the threat of a short squeeze to be valid," Dusaniwsky wrote. "Winter almost came for Tesla short sellers, but now it looks more like Spring is in full bloom."
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# ? May 22, 2019 16:08 |
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I'm just gagging for the hillbillies, tweakers, and assorted car crazies to get bricked teslas for scrap prices. Going to be some beautiful insanity.
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# ? May 22, 2019 16:10 |
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Failson posted:I'm just gagging for the hillbillies, tweakers, and assorted car crazies to get bricked teslas for scrap prices. Tbqh I'd really, really love to get my hands on the motor or a couple, specifically.
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# ? May 22, 2019 16:20 |
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Put one in a Fiat 126P, put in the supercaps that'll propel it for like five kilometers. That sounds fun.
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# ? May 22, 2019 16:22 |
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Teal posted:Tbqh I'd really, really love to get my hands on the motor or a couple, specifically. I remember a few years ago, a goon in AI electrified his tractor. It was glorious. I expect a lot more like that in the near future.
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# ? May 22, 2019 16:27 |
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die DIE DIE
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# ? May 22, 2019 16:53 |
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cargo cult posted:die DIE DIE 197, very niiiice
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