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ShriekingMarxist posted:"The Tesla has rejected you. There's nothing you can do. Elon Musk will arrive to pick it up tomorrow." He won't be mad, just disappointed
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Jul 30, 2018 21:59
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IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS *image of crowbar appears*
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Jul 31, 2018 22:02
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Feed playing some nice classical music to soothe the listeners of the webcast
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Aug 1, 2018 21:59
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wait this stuttering moron is Elon?
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Aug 1, 2018 22:46
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ok who's F5ing and crashing Tesla's stream
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Aug 1, 2018 22:47
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and ..uh..it can..uh..2000 frames per second...uhhhh..
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Aug 1, 2018 22:50
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an actual dog posted:can a tesla run crysis it can but it will disable the speedometer to save cpu cycles
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Aug 1, 2018 22:53
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Im a huge dummy can someone give a tldr of what going private means really
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Thanks cumshitter and orange sky
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Y'all gonna get goatse'd
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SelenicMartian posted:Charlie and the Electrocar Factory. "When you press this button the car will move in *any* direction! Let's see where we'll go.." *car explodes*
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Baloogan posted:is this just fantasy? Take a deep breath Get in the sub and diiiive
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Aug 11, 2018 08:47
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So what are the odds people will realize they bought a lemon and will start a class action lawsuit?
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Wheeee posted:gently caress grimes, you pathetic nerd Thank you for this candid look inside Elon's mind
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red19fire posted:*forces elon into a model 3 and gently pushes it into a curb, it is immediately engulfed in 1200 degree flames* This could be a great ending to some 80's style action movie
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I hope Elon survives all this SEC and investor stuff, cause he is the gift that keeps on giving
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Bushiz posted:his extreme love for burning man Suddenly it all makes sense
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Shear Modulus posted:elon chuckled. you mean the blood emeralds?
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Shugojin posted:normal cars make it an easy decade without their key fob battery dying It probably contains all kinds of electronic poo poo like a GPS for future functionality
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infernal machines posted:the keyfob is a little mini model of the car with capacitive sensors on the doors, hood, etc. to trigger opening the same on the actual vehicle. This sounded so dumb that I thought it was a joke..but lo and behold, it's true of course. Did inspire me to make this: 
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bring back old gbs posted:pretend I dug up that tesla forum post where the guy unironically champions giving people full on safety lectures and rear seat exit training before they are allowed to be passengers in his vehicle "...and in the event of a water landing, you can find the inflatable lifejacket under your seat. This won't help you as the car at that point is melting or exploding."
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Crazycryodude posted:Same thing though, you only see thrusters if you look at them. They're extremely easy to see if you're looking right at them, but only like 0.01% of the sky is under observation at any given moment so you can just hide in plain sight when nobody looks at you. Any person with a phone will Tweet it within a minute
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red19fire posted:No you guys don't get it. Anyone brave/stupid enough to go into a tunnel dug by Elon 'No Need To Consult Experts' Musk in earthquake-prone Los Angeles is a perfect candidate for his mars colonization suicide mission. It's not a tunnel project, it's an evaluation process. The tunnel leads straight into a rocket
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Krankenstyle posted:Grahms 4:20: And so the Musky one entered the tent, and looked, and saw the unfinished cars there on the line, and the Musky one spake and said "go faster" and his tears sprang forth and his voice was like that of a child who is too old for the baby rollercoaster you put him in.
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The new midlife crisis is reliving your weeb youth
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Goodpancakes posted:The mono rail episode of the Simpsons but it's the Hyperloop and Elon Musk Except all places with a hyperloop will actually be 'put on the map' as the cities with the horrible accidents
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Combat Theory posted:Star Citizen VP of marketing. Some fellow goon gifted me the AV after I wrote a lengthy effort post about their in game vehicle dynamics. Would like to read that post
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:Elon Musk: Braking Bad
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Cocoa Crispies posted:"your mother is a slaveowner and your balance sheet look like a dishrag" "I'll fail to brake in your general direction"
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Proteus Jones posted:All glory to the Hypnocar *whompy wheel rotates hypnotically*
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drgitlin posted:Good news everyone! The latest OTA added soothing whale song to the Best Car Ever: https://twitter.com/tesla_unplugged/status/1071478474165018624 It yearns for it's space brethren
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