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Those carrots are loving store bought, they still have the rubber band around them these pieces of poo poo haven't worked a day in their lives
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CoolCab posted:lets play: unbelievable dangerous design or insurance fraud! I know it's not the intent but the phrasing "accidental ignition" briefly made me think that there are supposed to be purposeful ignitions, and with Teslas you can never tell
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Waffle House posted:It’s a hazard in low-to-the-ground cars, generally. Google, “snow in car undertray” and you’ll see that Focus and Nissan Leaf owners among others have the same problem. Why is it so common to design a car with the assumption it will never be used anywhere but a desert and then sell it outside of the desert?
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Bulgakov posted:or its from other cars skidding off that same curve while also going too fast that wouldn't really make it any better even if autopilot correctly identified the turn and was trying to make it, it still was making the turn at an unsafe speed that resulted in an unsafe outcome
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Siljmonster posted:Genius billionaire has nothing to do but post memes and play on Twitter. it's astounding to me that he's a billionaire business owner but he still desperately seeks approval from online nerds
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TheDon01 posted:How the hell does one go through 3 cars of a model that's only like 4 years old? he's really committed to impressing internet nerds by spelling out S3XY with the model designations edit: I misunderstood but I'll leave that
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orange sky posted:Oh my god I'd missed this one, soooo gooood I knew he doesn't know anything about anything and just likes to say "yes, and we can also do..." to every idea people pitch at him like a real-life version of Chris Roberts but this is just 
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aside from the lack of a magnetosphere, the low gravity of mars seems to be something that wouldn't be great but I don't see anyone mention that
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I've always assumed that "the boring company" is a joke name he thought of while drunk or high that got out of hand and became a real company
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Hub Cat posted:Apparently they built a tower out of them at the tunnel unveiling. It looks worse than I could have imagined what the gently caress this isn't how you're supposed to build brick walls 
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Jun 6, 2019 19:06
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TheDarkFlame posted:So given this system is such a half-baked shitshow, how is it allowed to operate on public roads? The other video posted earlier in the thread clearly shows the driver intentionally not being in control on a road with oncoming cyclists, as well as examples of the system clearly not working properly and being a potential hazard on the roads. Is his entire channel just him demonstrating that he's not in control of the car, and making excuses for when it doesn't stay on the road? governments are cowards who let anyone with enough money and recognition muscle in it's why no one has put a stop to jitney services
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WhyteRyce posted:I don't know, Matt Damon grew potatoes in his crews poop over there that's also the movie where his habitat explodes and he tapes it back up yup on that planet with <1% of the atmospheric pressure of earth at sea level you can fix things with some plastic wrap and tape; i watched the movie thinking it could have teeth and be interesting but it was just a fun romp with no danger after the first couple of minutes I don't know where this meme came from where mars is exactly like earth and is a perfect 1:1 replacement except for the fact that it's red and has less oxygen and water
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I wish people would figure out that stock markets are gambling for the ultra rich and have no bearing on economic success This should be apparent by stocks dropping from false reports that the white house was attacked and poo poo but I guess not
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cool even if we can have cars that can be nearly silent they'll still be able to loudly broadcast how small the driver's dick is I get that some noise can be a safety feature for pedestrians but please just make it like a UFO warble or warning beep that doesn't carry very far or something instead
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Jun 13, 2019 14:56
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tesla insurance should be really expensive until they ditch "autopilot" and make them less prone to randomly catching fire
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coming from the guy who styles himself as a self-made genius visionary who will save the world singlehandedly
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Someone replied in there that it's racked In this day and age Am I really so out of touch?
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There's this Youtuber who calls himself The Woz but he's like this 20 year old kid and it's like bitch you didn't earn that nickname
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yeah the difference is that most people into musk don't want to bang him but want to be him I don't know how a gormless mush-mouthed south african apartheid beneficiary has managed to sell himself as a rick-like nerd hero but here we are
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that reminds me of when I was talking to one of my students a couple of years ago about his capstone project he was investigating using tesla battery packs as grid-connected power storage. I asked him "why tesla packs specifically they're just bundles of standard cells" and his answer was essentially "but tesla" I didn't know some mad loving lads were actually doing that irl
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I hate how firefighters and EMTs, who actually do good work helping people, get lumped in with cops under a general "emergency services" umbrella
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Entorwellian posted:Oh for fucks sake. That video is horrifying governments don't do anything about companies that muscle in without regard for regulations or laws as long as they have enough money
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haha love the car though :P XDPowershift posted:lol, remember lead? I sure don't for some reason So we'll have to deal with lithium battery fires and robocars killing people for a few decades before a politician decides that maybe it's a bad idea to let the company do this poo poo
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I was more going for the poor QC on the battery packs that causes spontaneous combustion, but yeah the real problem are the autopilot deaths
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Aug 11, 2019 23:47
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baka kaba posted:I mean it's both right? they shouldn't be allowed to gently caress around with this stuff. accidents happen and the car should be designed to minimise the danger to its occupants (and other people) but that doesn't seem to be tesla's attitude in any way safety isn't disruptive
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baka kaba posted:also elon's back on the science I'm a nuclear engineer and I think this is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen someone say about nuclear technology
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musk is so bad at creation that everything
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Krankenstyle posted:even aubergines? they would catch on fire
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Platystemon posted:That sounds like exactly the kind of bullshit Google’s algorithms would believe. I really hate when google thinks it knows better than me about what I want to find and it hinders my search by crapping it up with things it thinks are synonyms I get that tons of people typing in search queries are idiots who don't know what they want but at least let me turn that off and just search for the precise literal string I entered
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Aug 24, 2019 08:35
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That's robbing him of agency because roofies don't make you constantly say stupid poo poo
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Admiral Ray posted:say what you will about Steve Jobs, but at least he's dead
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i hope the solar panels burn down his lovely non-euclidean mcmansion
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someone tell nasa they didn't need to equip the apollo spacecraft with life support after all and that people can survive a trip to the moon without environmental control and oxygen supplies and CO2 scrubbers
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infernal machines posted:yeah, in terms of terrible engineering failures, i think eventually the tesla doors could be taught along side Therac-25 yes and also half-baked self driving poo poo being rushed to market
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FAUXTON posted:How dumb are you to not know what a tree is holy gently caress 
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iospace posted:Given how car makers are universally cheap, I wouldn't be shocked if they would cheap out on the housing in the name of saving a buck. Tesla will disrupt flywheel housings by making them out of 1mm aluminum to save weight
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BMan posted:my collision is augmented
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