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The REAL Goobusters posted:still cant believe loving grimes is dating him lmao she will dump him in like a year
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little munchkin posted:https://twitter.com/JohnnaSabri/status/1018291668548771840 literally acknowledging that both parties are the same because they're bought by the same people, cool
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Model 3, model x, model s, not only spells out a funny sex joke, but also the shirt size of his target audience
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Elon wishes to usher in a new space age, preferably 10 or younger
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freckle posted:turns out he married grimes and she gets all the money Somehow I believe this outcome thr most
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Do you think elon is just roleplaying one of his cars on Twitter with the way he's crashing and burning
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Party Boat posted:The Guardian's got a hold of it now as well https://amp.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jul/15/elon-musk-british-diver-thai-cave-rescue-pedo-twitter Amazing
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Dairy Tariff posted:can we just pause for a moment that Elon names his car after a brilliant inventor and engineer but elon himself is a pretender fuckboy with lots of money besmirching that name He also named his cars after sex
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little munchkin posted:it's cool how woke twitter suddenly has to pretend that white people in thailand aren't overwhelmingly sex tourists Why did elon go
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Martin Random posted:if we announce to the internet and start a pervasive rumor that he has buried treasure in the back of the cave and will offer VP of a creative division to the first nerdmobile to get to it elon musk is gol d roger
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why... why are they holding thousands of cars in a loving dirt lot oh i see. they're taking full price for the car, not delivering it. its produced... but im guessing the cars dont actually work because of insane production deadlines?
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comedyblissoption posted:is it legal to announce you publicly produced X cars if they are defective and unsell-able even if you pretend/hope you will fix these up into a sell-able state later? would this be considered fraud? im guessing it is but the point here is to keep the machine running for a few more years and solve old problems as you make new ones along the way and just pray poo poo works out in the end.
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i hope everyone gets the fargo reference int he title
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Marzzle posted:so is the extremely rational free market gonna see that Tesla is basically just making up production numbers and wasting resources making potemkin cars or is this all just GREAT NEWS for $TSLA! battle shipping potemkins
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if someone actually wants to waste their life doing investigative journalism: check to see where teslas are actually being shipped. is it to states like texas and not california? are people with issues ordering these cars doing so in california vs states like texas? this should tell you the exact confidence of their cars safety/return standards.
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Al! posted:im pretty sure the wires get hot by themselves, then this happens well theres one california car.
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wait guys what if they're waiting until winter to ship them because the fires are caused by overheating in high degree weather
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anime was right posted:wait guys did some searches, found overheats happening in as low as 44 degrees fahrenheit, so may be a compounding factor but not the sole reason.
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Raskolnikov38 posted:when i think of storing something in a cool place, i think california's central valley in the middle of fuckin' july lmao oh no, while they're running the fires potentially are caused by overheating. i imagine letting cars sit in a hot lot for a long time isnt going to cause them to suddenly combust in winter, but it will gently caress the cars over bigly. my theory wasnt very sound, basically. elons just a run-of-the-mill dumbass
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a helpful bear posted:it's cool that musk is a complete rear end in a top hat that not only made people work insane hours and under insane conditions but also managed to produce hot garbage as a result of that work its like those public works projects in china the government makes just for jobs but the thing collapses 10 years later. except this time all of the money goes to elon instead.
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not for sale: thirty-thousand cars, never driven.
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WhyteRyce posted:I'd imagine because California has a lemon law that should cover all those people complaining about their new Tesla's waiting indefinitely for fixes and parts ya
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Condiv posted:my god... it's full of cars...
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Venom Snake posted:Unless we significantly revamp out power generation system to use less fossil fuels or you are exclusively charging from a wind/solar station yes your electric car is just as bad for the environment as a normal car. that actually depends on the efficiency and pollution output of making gas and burning gas vs doing it all at a power plant and carrying it through lines and into a battery
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anime was right posted:if tesla "restructures" or asks for a bunch of VC money they dont get, we're definitely about to crash. hell yeah 2 for 2 we goin' down
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etalian posted:I think the supply chain refund demand leak and the whole mystery parking lot might mean Tesla is trying to pad their balance sheet so they can show a profit one quarter. yea that's what they're doing. if they dont show a profit they probably can con a bunch of investors and stay afloat. without that they're hosed. if they pull this off and pull a miracle turnaround i'd hand it off to musk but this isn't lookin' good!!! anime was right has issued a correction as of 02:07 on Jul 23, 2018 |
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Waffle House posted:There are a lot of people who would like to see Musk suffer more than apparently anyone else, including a majority of posters itt i want to see all billionaires suffer but elon musk has tricked a bunch of people into thinking hes a Good Billionaire which is why most people want to see him eat a shoe extra bad
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shiksa posted:in what world is a trump-musk Twitter feud not amazing it will be especially funny because elon has the same ego as trump. trump ran for prez because obama dissed him. elon will run as a democrat.
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The Constitution gives three eligibility requirements to be president: one must be 35 years of age, a resident "within the United States" for 14 years, and a "natural born Citizen," a term not defined in the Constitution. the dems will run him anyway, the supreme court will overthrow his presidency. chaos dimension baby awooo
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