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Putting the kids back in is just disrupting the cave rescue industry
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Echo Chamber posted:Also, I don't know what gross poo poo people did on them. Even if they're cleaned and refurbished. Lol u ever sleep in a hotel room op?
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My wife bought my SMALL TODDLER SON a table and chairs from Ikea and these things are bare bones, but very solid. Everything i've seen from Ikea isn't poo poo, it's solid but very practical, no flair, very Scandanavian?? These toddler chairs support my immense girth no problem. Also Elon Musk is a retard
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Jul 23, 2018 14:49
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Looks like a good way to gently caress up your groin
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I have an older CTS-V, and as much as I hate Tesla they're not alone in this bad setup for electronic doors. I mean, the manual door opening handles on my car are very much out in the open and conspicuous by the driver and passenger's foot (not behind a fuckin speaker), and pulling it opens both doors and the trunk, but from the outside, unless you have the key that's hidden in the FOB (there is a spot to put it on the trunk that does the same thing as the inner handles), only way you're getting unconscious people out if the power is cut is by smashing the window and dragging them out (or reaching in and grabbing the handle, but there is a very close to 0 chance a rescuer is going to know it's there). So it's bad, not as bad as ol' Musky's but it's close.
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FistEnergy posted:https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/07/3-ex-solarcity-employees-claim-company-oversaw-bogus-sales-to-inflate-valuation/ "This tactic allegedly resulted, this person said, in tens of hundreds of millions of dollars in phantom revenue." Whoah that's a weird way to write billions
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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:f is right next to r, though. Ah, that makes mofe sense
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WampaLord posted:lmao at this combo lol @ a retard who thinks a car that's been under water has any value, especially one where every function is electronic
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Tesla lost more money than expected on more revenue than expected lol buy buy buy this is healthy
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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:This thread very much emphasizes the negative. Markets aren't rational, op. Better to throw dice instead.
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https://twitter.com/Recode/status/1024750685416509440 I keep making more cars but I keep losing more money. Someone good with manufacturing please help, my VC's are starving
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The model s actually looks nice every other Tesla i've saw'd on the road looks ugly as gently caress, like someone used a duck billed animal's head as inspiration. Gull wing doors are also the campiest poo poo, you gotta be stupid to want that.
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ChristsDickWorship posted:by order of montana Lolol
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Aug 13, 2018 16:03
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Can someone post that "Elon Musk go to Gulag" thing again?
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Aug 16, 2018 01:13
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Did they mention how he saved all those Thai kids and also Flint, Michigan?
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Aug 17, 2018 11:22
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orange sky posted:He built the boring company because he didn't like traffic one day and he didn't remember the subway existed He also forgot that tunneling companies exist, and know how to bore tunnels better than a dude from scratch. Kind of like how he forgot car manufacturing companies existed when he started Tesla
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Why would Apple, a company whose business is printing however much money they feel like, want to diversify into something much less lucrative
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Lol why does Elon Musk deserve any credit for putting a big target on his back because he has brain issues, and his spectacular failure will only serve to bolster arguments against EV's. I guess slow and steady isn't the tech way but I mean he could have served the movement better by not letting his ego get in the way
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FRINGE posted:I wish this much internet troll energy went into pulling down Koch or Adelson or something more useful. lol turn on you're monitor
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Genocide all gamers
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WhyteRyce posted:Yeah you sure told him, Elon wanted to rip those out Lol railroad city this guy lives in rl Chuggington
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Keeping true with Car Citizen business plan, the "idea" of a car doesn't require a VIN, and that's made Tesla more valuable than most other auto manufacturers so checkmate.
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mods changed my name posted:This one is pretty good Humans of late capitalism, "is it maybe not right to spend 85,000 not-crypto dollars on a vehicle where the doors open when I don't want maybe?? Not sure?!?!"
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Yeah fuckin SEC filing in NY where the stock market is, where the goddamn damage occurred, must be a bunch of cowards!
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It's funny that the "the CEO of a 50B company is so loving stupid he didn't know that his blatant lie was violating securities law" is believable enough the SEC wouldn't take their chances.
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ShortStack posted:I've spent my entire career in and out of various automotive manufacturers. I've seen a lot of poo poo at both suppliers and OEMs and I can safely say that Tesla has no idea how to manufacture cars. It's really not that hard, we've been doing it for over a century by now. Oh really? Did you ever see an assembly line running so fast aerodynamics needed to be considered?
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Oct 1, 2018 04:00
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Crisis averted Tesla set to open +16% today
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:bing bang theroy gschmidl posted:This is funnier and more accurate than it should be.
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Concerned Citizen posted:To be fair, it's not like your average driver is going to put their Tesla on a track. A car that is quiet, rides comfortably, and accelerates quickly will be fun to drive. In that sense, it's a good car. It's only fair to compare its performance against performance cars on the track, since that's what Tesla and Tesla owners do.
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steinrokkan posted:What the gently caress are these "cryptic" posts, it reads like Q, but both dumber and lamer, yet people keep quoting that poo poo like it's something insightful Turn on ur fuckin monitor
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Musk is a generous B list and Grimes is for sure D
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Teal posted:Tesla: "Uh, hello, are you erm, are you okay?" *mumbles through smashed jaw* I love car
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vivisectvnv posted:Really bud? if you think THAT ANYONE would be able to actually foster and be a good advocate for actual scientific discussion in the public sphere you are sadly mistaken and considering that we live in an age where a loving OCEAN of primary source literature is available a few clicks away, it absolutely loving kills me as someone who is passionate about the tenants of basic scientific research Lol source your quotes
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Hot gently caress ppl are still talking about Tyson itt
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Poniard posted:rokos basilick my balls
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Is this the thread we tall about NDT being a sex pest in? https://twitter.com/KUTV2News/status/1068885648973619200?s=20
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Jose posted:What happens with maintenance on Tesla's once the company goes bust does your car become hosed? Iron Crowned posted:I predicted somewhere that all the Teslas would get bricked, which is my favorite option "Don't get me wrong, I love the brick,"
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