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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:What's his solution for depression? Stop being sad? Smile more? No dummy, have your parents give you their emerald mine
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Is it supposed to do that?
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May 29, 2020 20:29
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:I’m thinking about buying a Tesla what do you guys think? Maybe call a help line if you're having thoughts of self harm.
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haha does your precious little subway have a whoopie cushion feature and allow you to play minecraft????????????? checkmate
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Jul 22, 2020 16:44
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Apparently this has issues with ice and freezing rain. I wonder if there was any thought to people with disabilities as well...
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Jul 24, 2020 14:45
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infernal machines posted:it has issues with frost I'm assuming they assumed every Canadian with enough money to pay for a model 3 (like they're 80k up here) has a garage and will never park that thing outside ever
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Jul 24, 2020 15:18
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I'm loving dying laughing. Enjoy your 60% battery life in subzero temperatures too. I bet they don't tell ya aboot that either in the
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Jul 24, 2020 15:51
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Yeah he redeems himself with this: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1286677935580160000 That said: https://clickhole.com/heartbreaking-the-worst-person-you-know-just-made-a-gr-1825121606/
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Jul 24, 2020 17:04
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And he's right about that. I'm pissed the Ontario Government hosed their EV credits off too. That 2019 Leaf was going to be sick for me
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Jul 24, 2020 17:08
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in before the car doesn't factor in slopes leveling off and shoots full throttle into a wall or something
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Jul 30, 2020 20:48
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Plank Walker posted:amazing, once we implement 4th dimensional hyper navigation we will finally solve the previously impossible problem of getting a car to go up a hill to be fair - trains have a really hard time going up hills and they're on traaaaaaaacks
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Do you guys think Elon is surface level memery or will he call his 4.5d autonomous driving program the "4d3d3d3"?
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Jul 30, 2020 23:02
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New Tesla Model line up Model T Model A Model Y Model N Model E
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Jul 31, 2020 01:55
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Giga Gaia posted:lol some dude at twitter totally ratted out his info associated with that account I've seen the tesla episode of silicon valley - they'll do anything to get one
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Aug 18, 2020 13:53
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I was watching some old music videos on youtube and the algorithm threw up Panic! At The Disco. It seems they've finally passed through their embarrassing steampunk phase and are now in the embarrassing Tesla fan stage. Don't forget this was the song notorious bread price fixer Mayor Pete fans all embarrassingly danced to before every rally...
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Aug 20, 2020 13:29
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Just imagine if we could turn off that part of our brain that clearly paints this man as an insanely egotistical con man and actually buy in to/profit off of other dumb people believing in his stuff. Oh well. I'll keep postin'
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Sep 1, 2020 15:41
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gently caress 100 years of lessons learned and safety regulations - we're disruptive and proud of it! The nice thing is when the car goes up in flames because of the explodey parts in the batteries they'll be really close to the fire truck that'll put out the fire as they've just autopiloted into it.
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Iron Crowned posted:And those things listed aren't even assembly problems, they're quality problems, indicating that Tesla either does not have an inspection department, or like the welding anecdote earlier, are just using 18 year olds who don't know poo poo about inspection, either of which is very bad. I would also bet that a lot of the design engineers et al aren't experienced enough in manufacturing and probably struggle with tolerance stack ups. Every single new engineer I ever worked with had problems with tolerancing which then lead to problems all the way down the line to QC people being like "This is technically impossible to inspect" And that was in aerospace... Not even automotive...
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https://teslamotorsclub.com/tmc/threads/found-this-little-gem-on-my-55k-model-y.205922/ Absolutely pathetic - both on the build quality front and the fan boys trying to excuse this poo poo - imagine paying 40K with parts held in with trim from Home Depot
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Star Me Kitten posted:There was one particular personality trait that stuck out to me in every engineer I ever met (which has not been many admittedly) and maybe it was a coincidence, but they always thought they were right about everything. Even if you were to present facts to them, they would just double down on their stance. It was extremely frustrating. 100% correct. The worst thing they do up here in Canada though is knock the table with their little pinky ring they get as emphasis on how smart they are. Coincidentally the best and most effective Engineers I ever dealt with were the ones with almost no ego and had the balls to accept that they were wrong/incorrect without any fight and were generally nice human beings.
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Sep 10, 2020 16:37
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Gaukler posted:Okay but still then, why the gently caress did the car decide that 150kph was the correct speed? Other than, of course, Because the way those systems work* is you set the maximum speed you want the vehicle to go. The driver set it to 150kph. *at least it did in my FIL's tesla 3 I last drove about 18 months ago for the last time - gently caress that thing.
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oxsnard posted:also their R&D budget is tiny The whole company is R&D. How else do you justify pieces of wood trim holding in Aluminum condensers with steel strapping?
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Sep 24, 2020 13:24
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Things make a lot more sense when you finally accept that Tim Pool and Elon Musk are doing the exact same thing - self diagnosing (or "branding") about 4-10 notches to the left of what they actually are
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Sep 29, 2020 20:15
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Hey guys I found a sweet video of the new tesla fsd self parking feature from an insider at Tesla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1AFW3-2yRA
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Oct 13, 2020 14:33
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Ooop sorry that was the wrong leaked video for the english rollout Here's the real one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0r-vC-RHkU&t=93s $70,000 USD Slotducks has issued a correction as of 16:00 on Oct 13, 2020 |
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Oct 13, 2020 15:56
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The irony of Elon throwing a fallout theme launch party for his 1 mile long hot wheels tunnel is so loving cursed...
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Oct 14, 2020 15:46
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Never stop musking. SO PROFOUND https://twitter.com/meharris/status/1317135261499760640
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Oct 16, 2020 18:01
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13 people per minute is absolutely hilarious.
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Oct 16, 2020 18:10
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Justin Tyme posted:Wow sounds like musk could make a fortune if he bids on contracts to supply arctic/antarctic research stations and remote desert communities, wonder why he doesnt It's too easy
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Three Olives posted:Design validation and quality control didn't catch the bumper just, falling of because you drove through a puddle but TRUST, the rest of the car is amazing! Tesla isn't ISO certified in anyway that I could find. Verification and Validation is likely handwaved away their Quality Control is poo poo and I bet their Quality Assurance is even worse. These are "Prototypes" anyhow so it doesn't matter that the back bumpers were probably Drawn, Reviewed, and approved by the same person. Along with a revision level of Initial Release and redlined to poo poo.
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It's just aggressive weight savings - probably a remnant from Elon's time in the space hanger - something something $1,000,000 for every oz saved of weight
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Oct 20, 2020 15:43
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I'm a preferred customer at my dealership I get nitrogen filled bumpers
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Oct 20, 2020 20:27
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Donny last night said that Solar Power isn't the solution - do you think Elon's still gonna vote for him?
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Oct 23, 2020 14:47
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Grace Baiting posted:lol Do you think his assistant is going to bring it up?
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Oct 23, 2020 14:55
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Everything is in beta and not production so it's not beholden to any regulatory requirements! ~ ~ It's a prototype lol still love the car though ~ ~
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Remember kids, It's fake news until it's not https://insideevs.com/news/449623/tesla-calling-model-y-owners-roof-inspection/
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are we sure the autopilot isn't just a person from a third world country driving by camera over the internets?
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What happens when two autopilot teslas attempt to gain the same lane or any other conflict? Does the higher end model get priority?
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I picture it now - thousands of tesla fanboys all cancelling their insurance because "why do I need that? the car drives itself and it's smarter than me nothing can go wrong"
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