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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

FistEnergy posted:

Tesla bonds now worse than Lehman Brothers pre-crash?

https://twitter.com/wolfejosh/status/1021951751086321664?s=19

:thunk:

Someone's boss is getting a phone call from Elon.

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
What if musk started dating Lauren Mayberry?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/redford/status/1026015926930427904

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1026073171638738944

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Musk seems to be a subgenre of furry porn.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

cumshitter posted:

uh, excuse me, i would like ot talk to your white manager mister...

*looks at shirt for name*

polo. jesus, loving italians


cumshitter posted:

*is tied up to a wooden pole*

*takes last drags on my cig and spits it out*

and five o'clock is even worse!

*firing squad fires*

gently caress you, owned, i went out singing showtunes *dies*

What is going on here?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/marrowing/status/1029201069933391872

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
In extremely Serth Afrecan voice: stop squirmeng grahms!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

sterp squerming

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Sterp squerming grahms

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
hyperloop bullpen carts to speed up baseball games

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
stop squirmeng grahms!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Surely doing acid with Azalea Banks counts as a vacation.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
They are talking to the the New york times jounalists who did the elon musk interview on CNBC now.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
ok wait up instead they are talking about the presidents latest tweet

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Ok the musk interview journalists are on cnbc now.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
sterp squerming grahms

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7iKrTNX6OE

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Is he invited to the threesome as well?

quote:

Jack White staged a private concert for Tesla workers Friday at the electric-car manufacturer’s plant in Fremont, California, where the rocker also test drove an upcoming Tesla model.

“I am a huge fanatic and supporter of everything Tesla has been doing since day one,” White said in a statement. “I’m proud to say I was one of the first Model S owners in Nashville, which I think is the greatest automobile ever made. It’s been a thought of mine for a few years now that I would love to do a free concert for the employees at the Fremont factory.”

The concert was reportedly envisioned to lift the spirits of Tesla workers as they continue work on the new Tesla Model S after falling behind in the production schedule, the Detroit Free Press reports.


https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/jack-white-stages-free-concert-for-tesla-employees-at-california-plant-713099/

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Sterp squerming grahms

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

This would come in handy for me actually.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

The see-through overhead bins would be quite useful actually.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

rapeface posted:

Guys, I have pub trivia, please give me a good team name.

Quiz in a sock

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xcxE-eTl4o

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Elon and Grimes Musk, King and Queen of Mars.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Tesla's stock price crashing like a - aah, tesla

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Not looking good for cumshitter's cousin.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/business/status/1031643513413283840

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Is Fremont the place with all the Meth or is that Fresno?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
what grahms? yer pregnant? yah say eets mine?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/juliareinstein/status/1032005138330910720

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/marrowing/status/1029201069933391872

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1032042656040251392

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Included at no extra cost with your new Tesla:

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Unfortunately there has been an issue with the car

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

shiksa posted:

lol ok what in the hell is this Billy Joel Sega cd catastrophe

https://twitter.com/SegaCDgames/status/904359415863791616

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1037249325464600578

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
So Elon, have you ever smoked weed?

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

mysterious frankie posted:

I ha ent listened to Rogan in years but I’ll deffo dip in to hear ol Joe cut Elon off to prattle for ten minutes about the dangers of eating bear meat, and how he watched a video of a chimp dying in slow motion while on edibles and it really hosed him up.

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