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its true. elonmusk is like a student who wants to be at the center of the news by playing the drums on twitter https://twitter.com/photowhitehouse/status/1363648891065929728
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wtf i love teslas now?
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wtf where does that 2nd truck come from @0:44 ??
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Jesla
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Flunky posted:Disclaimer: Do not do this at home! this was done by professionals on a closed-circuit course. lot of traffic on that 6 lane two way closed circuit course
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#nice freakin trumbos
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elon is cool but also sensible
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why is he doing a bad indian accent
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https://twitter.com/jmrphy/status/1394002859604250630 https://twitter.com/jmrphy/status/1394008025514582019 https://twitter.com/jmrphy/status/1176703990056267777
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i also believe in the imminent ascension of an ai overlord which is why ive changed my own name and the names of all my children to jared and signed us all up for lacrosse
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ExParrot posted:People made fun of me for buying a Land Rover, "oh you'll spend a fortune in repairs, my cousin's wife's nephew's dog had a Range Rover once, spent half the time in the shop...." 1: people should make fun of you for buying a land rover 2: can i have some money
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Platystemon posted:He owned these six mansions in Bel Air, but apparently he sold some last year. The cheapest was four point three million dollars. this is the real reason for all the tunnel poo poo isnt it.
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YOLOsubmarine posted:It is, but only in very limited form. If you enable the auto-shift beta feature then the first time you start the car for a given trip it will automatically select either drive or reverse based on what it thinks you want then ask you to confirm the selection by tapping the brake pedal. If it guesses wrong then you can manually override it. For every other gear change until you stop the car and exit it fully and walk away you have to select it manually. arent you already pressing the break pedal because thats what you do when you start a car?
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Platystemon posted:BREAKING: Tesla competitors fire up their copy engines lol 
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aids-ebola 2024 https://twitter.com/vodkasnowflake/status/1430571809066323968
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Waffle House posted:what exactly would you do, and would it make you more than $300/day in the current economy
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happy birthday ash
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gschmidl posted:Bazingas are bad enough, and mansplainers are bad enough, and this poor woman will be suffering bazingasplainers for god knows how long. rest of her life lmao
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the 3 body problem sucks. goosebumps rear end bore
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Minenfeld! posted:You have to have a very specific, limited mindset in order to care about the long-term "viability" of the human race to the point that you want a multi-planetary species to mitigate against its extinction. This usually comes down to people saying that there is no meaning without humans to assign it, so humans can't die out or meaning ends. 
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poisonpill posted:McDonalds Cheesburgers on the Lincoln Silver i cant watch this his mouth clicks are so disgusting he does this in everythign ive seen him speak
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WhyteRyce posted:Tesla makes the safest cars in the world because of FSD ima put "car may run stop signs" in the cons
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*speaking thru a telephone from inside a sealed chamger of my own farts*: what if we changed the color of the money
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elon musks personal fortune grew today after massive polonium deposits were discovered inside his own body
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Vicarious embarrassment (also known as secondhand, empathetic, or third-party embarrassment and also as Spanish shame i am feeling the spanish shame
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1546639772621365248?t=YkUqX6m6Fx4lQa4g5yS5GQ&s=19 
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euphronius posted:lmao forever 
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in o-zone by paul theroux (louies dad) theres a whole bunch of idiots that call themselves pilgrims who donate their money to some space program with the promise they'll get to go on a mission into space one day. they spend their lives reading books about space and talking about going to space. they evangelize the program and the books to everybody they come across, it makes up the core of their personalities. most of them never get picked because its all a big scam by the government to defray some of the costs of the program and theyre relentlessly ridiculed by the super rich the book is centered on dunno why this thread made me remember that
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good news the cars quantum intelligence was able to detect that child was going to become the next hitler praise be to the car
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its fine theyll be in the car, as soon as they see its too late for the car to stop and the car hasnt stopped they'll hit the brake
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poo poo maybe wafflehouse really is elon musk
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i think he broke his brain https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1579974961267060738
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mainstream media always tryin to get me with their staged events
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in late 2022 due to a combination of stress from a losing court case, adderall abuse and bacterial meningitis elon musk suffered a series of mini strokes. no medical attention was sought as nobody noticed any change in his face or behavor. mr musk died quietly the next morning
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:https://twitter.com/PPathole/status/1581370649553309696 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqycJpRdVaY&t=6s
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elon musk getting powercucked off his own website
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