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I Am A Robot posted:gotta love the internet billionaire defenders who think Elon is actually doing anything to save the world instead of just stealing government money, making horrifically bad ROIs in terms of technology development, and abusing his workers well he's rich, and capitalism works, so obviously he has to be doing something right
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Jul 9, 2018 17:58
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you can tell elon's lived a sheltered life because he would've scratched the "rigid metal tube in a tight cavern" idea once he remembered what moving a couch up a stairwell is like
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Jul 9, 2018 18:09
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comedyblissoption posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1016110809662066688 it's no good for what it was designed for, and anything it could be actually useful for (getting someone out of a pretty big cave? or maybe a ship at the bottom of the sea?) it's probably not as good as something already existing. my god he's gonna save us all. MeatwadIsGod posted:[Insert WSJ pie chart of a CEO's workweek here] 8 hrs golfing 6 hrs lunch meetings 2 hrs online tie shopping 8 hrs working out these guys never have any time off phew
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Jul 10, 2018 16:08
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MeatwadIsGod posted:If you had any doubts the childsub was anything other than a vanity project (lol), it's that "Thailand is so beautiful" capper in his tweet. Totally divorced from the gravity of the situation. "glad to hear the football team and their coach were rescued! going to celebrate with some epic bacon at the hotel restaurant!"
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Jul 10, 2018 16:19
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the bitcoin of weed posted:gotta Correct the Record here he's so unbelievably fragile, holy moly.
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Jul 10, 2018 16:23
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Al! posted:is this dick stanton actually the rescue leader or just the highest ranking guy on the team who spoke english elon saw a whole lot of non-white people and one white guy, and drawing on his own personal history he knew who was in charge here.
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Jul 10, 2018 16:51
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has musk produced a single email or anything where someone says "please invent a boy tomb" to him? he keeps saying people asked him to help but it sounds like he kinda just stuck his nose in it and insisted he deserved a spot at the table because rich.
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Jul 11, 2018 18:19
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1017149641991680002 local billionaire attempting to redirect money towards mouth
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Jul 11, 2018 22:25
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aaaaaaaaaand the flint mission is proceeding exactly as expected https://twitter.com/jonbernhardt/status/1017426449131819013
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Jul 12, 2018 16:58
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:"thank you for the amazing opportunity elon!" I scream as a punctured battery spews acid into my face "i understand why you had to cut my health care, i was no longer contributing to the mission. but i will cherish my time on the tesla cupholder design team for the rest of my short life!"
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Jul 12, 2018 19:30
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ironically it would've hurt most if he stuck his submarine in the cave and murdered all those kids
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Jul 14, 2018 21:11
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as if any of this paints elon or anyone involved in a better light lmao
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Jul 15, 2018 01:51
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akadajet posted:ol musky is real mad and is calling the real cave rescurers pedos over twitter lol holy poo poo
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Jul 15, 2018 15:43
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the onion wizard posted:drat, I was going to suggest we bully musk into jamming his tube into the cave, looks like its happening anyway! I'd love for him to shove it through the cave, get it out, and crack the top open and reveal the tube turned into a child sized iron maiden after getting hosed up and damaged
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Jul 15, 2018 15:55
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pathetic little tramp posted:Gotham, I have placed 12 schoolchildren in a watery cave. You have 24 hours to purchase my Elon CoffinSub to save them. speaking of, I was reasonably sure that the rich guy in the new Incredibles movie was supposed to be an industrialist who loved superheroes and wanted to see them in action and so he secretly funded supervillains for them to fight for his amusement I was close, but I still think my version woulda been better. it was fine, they ripped off speed 2 at the end so that was funny.
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Jul 15, 2018 20:46
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Former DILF posted:I hope he accidentally kills himself blasting off because he's had it up to here with these neurotypical naysayers "THE MARS MISSION IS NEXT WEEK AND NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED ON MY ROCKET" *elon types a whole lot of calculations into a rocket, gets into the cockpit, and flies directly into the sun the next day*
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Jul 15, 2018 21:33
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:the only reason tesla stock is that high is because of the dumb personality cult around elon. without a strapping young capitalist face of the company tesla is that company that doesn't make many cars and the ones that do catch fire yes, the face of the company is calling an internationally renowned hero a pedophile based on where he lives, so it's a bit of a rock and a hard place scenario.
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Jul 15, 2018 22:24
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Dairy Tariff posted:What's this burning sensation (to the tune of this really bad song) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF0HhrwIwp0 ~woooooooahhh my TESLA'S on fireeeeee~
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Jul 15, 2018 22:56
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Bip Roberts posted:I'm def not betting the farm against that dude being a pedo but the way the internet works if there were real online evidence we'd know by now. especially with musk's particular fanbase. I think this guy just has a boner for cave diving and England probably sucks total rear end for any sort of diving at all.
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Jul 16, 2018 00:45
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Marzzle posted:what would you call someone who dives in a cave in Thailand but doesn't live there? i don't really know, the guy who elon called a pedo actually lives there and is like obsessed w/ that cave, like knew the layout by memory so you know, you tell me what it sounds like that guy does for a living.
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Jul 16, 2018 05:43
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MeatwadIsGod posted:The funniest thing to me is how insanely fragile all these rich/powerful people are. Anytime a billionaire is publicly criticized, they clutch pearls about America becoming Nazi Germany or lash out in a similarly petty fashion to Musk. Literally just spoiled children who don't know how to deal with people not bending to their every whim. that much money gives you brain parasites, like that poo poo you can get from cats that turns life into hippy new age art
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Jul 16, 2018 17:21
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elom nusk posted:Hollywood is a place where people always care about what the public will think of them, and it’s loving sad, and the show felt more like that word word thats real messed up man
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Jul 20, 2018 20:08
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Shear Modulus posted:elon eating poo poo will be funny for a couple hours until trump gloats on twitter that it wouldnt have happened if Crazy Elon hadnt quit the white house business council. sad! in what world is a trump-musk Twitter feud not amazing
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Jul 23, 2018 02:08
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Dr. Killjoy posted:if things go south here in the states then I’m definitely going to Vietnam to survey their version of Bigfoot that has red hair and tosses rocks at people please let me live in peace
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Jul 25, 2018 00:38
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Bushiz posted:my secret theory is that they've built like hundreds of AI's and the ones they program with a respect for all life immediately try to kill them for being capitalist psychopaths and the ones they don't program with respect for all life try to kill them for being worthless parasites on the perfect machine. they could def tweak that thing to respect life at a certain net worth.
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Jul 25, 2018 07:24
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but... she still wants her billionaire boyfriend to make money so, you know, go for it.
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Jul 26, 2018 05:49
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sword_man.gif posted:for a guy throwing out pedo accusations he sure does seem to have a thing for women who either look or are really young 
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Jul 26, 2018 14:15
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creating a religion based around all your favorite dead celebrities and making elon musk your christ figure is an extremely gen x thing to do
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Jul 26, 2018 15:58
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:yeah that's how it's supposed to read ah yeah now that i clicked through and saw the context it makes more sense still that would be an exxtremely funny gen xer brokebrain person thing to do, im enjoying imagining it. one of those happy little accidents like bob ross, the demigod of kitchsy little paintings said.
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Jul 26, 2018 16:34
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"this guy cares about the environment a whole lot you guys" - grimey
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Jul 27, 2018 22:12
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hallebarrysoetoro posted:grimes is a commercial product, whatever her record label is told her how to act to be more appealing to their target consumers im sorry this is an outrage, the sex pistols were the boy band for the clothing boutique
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Jul 28, 2018 23:39
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steinrokkan posted:Imo it's pretty disturbing that these people have noticed the car is malfunctioning and being a danger to traffic, but they keep using the faulty feature. part of being a Tesla owner is beta testing the systems for Elon so he can further mankind and tAkE uS aLl To MaRs
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Jul 30, 2018 16:44
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/846668345998925826 lmao what an rear end in a top hat.
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Jul 30, 2018 16:56
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Neutrino posted:Wow, this is an ethical dilemma. if you hire someone at the exact legal minimum the government will allow people aren't slavishly loyal to your business? hm
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Jul 30, 2018 18:23
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Feranon posted:it's just natural selection. a chick won't live if it doesn't break out of its egg. a tesla owner won't live if they can't break out of their flaming car the future is exactly like the videogames you love so much, so now every tesla crash is equipped with a real life quick time event so you can feel like your hero drake maverick or whatever the hell.
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hobbesmaster posted:https://teslamotorsclub.com/tmc/threads/how-do-you-tow-a-dead-tesla.97750/ quote:You need to disengage the rear parking brake. tesla, the future of cars. "or they can just drag it?"
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babypolis posted:my guess is he was just lucky in riding the I loving LOVE SCIENCE wave pretty much. the world has no shortage of idiots who love anything vaguely scientific, Elon is one of them he just got lucky and had his company bought out by PayPal during the first tech boom, so of course he bought the car company named after the cool hipster science guy. I mean it's no wonder he's popular with I loving LOVE SCIENCE people or reddit dweebs or the oatmeal, he's doing exactly what they would do with money; waste it on vanity projects and blow the rest by not actually knowing jack about poo poo.
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Socks4Hands posted:Does anyone here have contacts with journalists covering Tesla? I'm an international shipping analyst and I believe I've stumbled onto something sufficiently large that it could explain Musk's behavior today. is your source DEEZ or BOFA?
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endlessmonotony posted:Well that would be the internet generations, plural, so the next generation still has hope if these horrible nerds don't get laid and have children. they're being raised on machine created YouTube videos featuring cartoon characters getting pulled into threshers or whatever need to get these kids on some old fashioned forums. it was good enough for me, my pappy, and my grandpappy, it'll be good enough for them.
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