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prisoner of waffles posted:*sublime voice* and then we turned that powerwall into a structure fire Powerwall? More like a firewall 
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Where as in Germany, the only firewall you would get is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsrTj_e4cs0 Teal posted:Lithium battery failures are forever going to be worse than gasoline fires and anyone who tells you otherwise is a charlatan willing to lie in disregard of human safety, or doesn't know what the poo poo are they talking about.
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Vomik posted:Tesla: a song of ICE and fires That is a good post
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FCKGW posted:There was a Model Y outside the Fremont factory and LMAO that 3rd row Seems like you might only be able to fit children back there and I don't know if I would want my kids to sit in the sun constantly like that for any extended trips.
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Karl Sharks posted:isn't the whole roof glass so it's not just them getting the sun lol Oh. My bad, I didn't realize that. Thanks for the correction 
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infernal machines posted:seems like you might not want your kids back there because there's no way to get them out in a power out situation short of smashing the window above their heads, but that's just me. This is also a good point.
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ratbert90 posted:A windshield took 2.5 months.  That is just beyond ridiculous.
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CaptainViolence posted:they've dispatched a volunteer to the nearest pawn shop to find you a stratocaster knockoff, should arrive in 6-8 weeks  Good one
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:aliens would find that piece of poo poo, figure out the return trajectory, and just launch a kinetic bombardment before going on their way Nah, aliens would just send it back with a note attached saying "Recycle your garbage yourselves, idiots!"
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgm85SB_lqg Good video
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gschmidl posted:How do we goad Musk into funding a reboot of Knight Rider where KITT is a Tesla? The pilot episode is just David Hasselhoff getting run over by the car the first time he comes in contact with it, after which the car drives into a stationary fire truck and catches fire.
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Colostomy Bag posted:Yes. You see they float and tires provide rotation to the main lands. That was such a funny tweet
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baka kaba posted:love the arc Perfect
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gschmidl posted:Can't wait for Elon to force-push everything because he doesn't understand merge. Considering you could absolutely call Musk a git, that would be strangely appropriate
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It's almost impressive how a system supposedly aimed at making driving safer is unable to detect a giant semitrailer suddenly blocking the road ahead.
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Somehow, I feel like one should not be allowed to sell it as brand new if it has been in an accident already, at least not without mentioning said event?
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Lord Stimperor posted:Didn't see this posted yet. Here is a user/driver who was testing how Autopilot works. Apparently, the car does recognize a crossing truck as a truck. But at the same time also as an overhead structure that it can pass under. There's screenshots and video. Huh
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gschmidl posted:I was just at an event in Barcelona where I had to walk through the big car expo for access. Tesla was there but I didn't see anyone test drive one (also didn't see any fires, explosions, or deaths). Perhaps they only shipped Teslas without batteries to the show
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gschmidl posted:Surely they drove themselves!! Brought via advanced summon to the show floor, only to have their batteries removed and placed in a climate controlled room in a fire and explosion proof basement.
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:the analysts are the people rejected from the trading desks. I tend to think that if someone is giving out business info for free, said info is likely not good enough to charge for.
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Teal posted:more like a thousand puts Beautifully put
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infernal machines posted:well, at least until they need service At which point they will be there to stay 
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Siljmonster posted:Elon Musk is horking down on a hamburger on the floor of the Tesla factory as we speak What, is he doing a David Hasslehoff?
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D1E posted:Haha this is great I hope Elon has a heart attack. Why? Better that he just has to slowly go through bankruptcy.
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sword_man.gif posted:ahahahahahaha look at this guy, he thinks rich people face consequences One can hope (which is what the post I replied to was about)
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Captain Hotbutt posted:From a comment on a Teslarati article that essentially picks the best news to act as a salve to the company's losses: It has been a while since I read Christensen's books about it, but I don't think that Joe Rader fellow knows what "disruptive innovation" means if he thinks Tesla is doing it. If they cannot even make a Model 3 profitably, then I doubt the mainstream automobile market has much to worry about.
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evobatman posted:I tried putting in some hot and heavy stuff, and 6 out of 8 tries have led to incest, so it's apparently a Pornhub user too. I'm sure that can somehow be explain by "Reddit" anyway. Also, 185.51 right now?
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Combat Theory posted:
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orange sky posted:especially cause the absolute opposite happens - the car can only drive on water cause the battery is so heavy it keeps it grounded, and the wheels work as they should Being used to the antics of Chris Roberts makes Elon stand out less, but yeah, he does appear rather... disconnected from reality.
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:Reminder, what Musk promised:
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Megillah Gorilla posted:And after just a few days of (incredibly small) use: It's a tunnel. How do they mess up making a tunnel that much?!?
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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK posted:it's a boring job Beautiful
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hallebarrysoetoro posted:it may be because i've only seen a few photos but not seeing any fire suppression system, so that is par for the course for tesla to invent a new way to kill someone Ouch, imagine a lithium battery fire in that thing 
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Cojawfee posted:I'm imagining an air leak due to using the same quality and massive panel gaps from Tesla and the cabin loses pressure in Elon's vacuum tunnel and all that arrives at the station is corpses. If anything ever happened during that 200 kph section which caused it to suddenly stop, all those passengers would just go flying. Even in a train with no safety belts, most passengers would just be thrown into a relatively soft seat less than a meter in front of them. Here, on the other hand, the stupid sideways oriented slick looking benches would mean everyone went flying all the way into the front glass panel. It's basically death trap concept art.
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Powershift posted:you won't care I mean, I don't think it will ever happen like in that concept animation. It's just that the more one looks at it the more insane it appears.
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shiksa posted:the only way the hyperloop, as a broad general idea, works in any way is if you assume nothing will ever ever go wrong with it. I should mail the Queen of England and ask her to knight you for this post.
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Jamsta posted:So Starlink block 1 launched today (I dont hate on SX too much, just the owner), Musk immediately put out a new Boring video of the janky tunnel now properly levelled, with guides removed and white lines for the car to navigate at speed. I got that recommended to me earlier today by the Twitter app and called the idea dumb. Immediately got jumped by several shills talking about how it was totally going to work perfectly once X feature or Y feature was done Powershift posted:As far as i can tell, in the 4:44, the tunnel moved 1 passenger, the roads moved thousands. I think the tunnel part of the video might even just be a render, so it moved a render of 1 car+driver? Bofast has issued a correction as of 21:47 on May 24, 2019 |
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