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FistEnergy posted:so uhhhhh Tesla just got a credit downgrade from Hold to Sell based on accelerating order cancellations. And there's a bunch of rumors all over the place about inflated production numbers, just like the whistleblower is alleging. Apparently like ~10000 of the vehicles reported as produced or 'factory gated' never showed up anywhere and are totally MIA....? this seems unlikely cos if tesla was blowing up we'd surely see elon musk freaking out and behaving increasingly eratically
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a helpful bear posted:drygoods posted the photo of trump and his nuts and i was very drunk and bought them the original one... then hpap, ahm, nichael and you. then i passed out so YOU bought me the hugo av!!!!
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WampaLord posted:Who will play Elon Musk in the Tesla movie? mads mikkelsen
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christian bale but he screams at the crew when they try to use safety equipment
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just dress like a poor and then you dont have to worry
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proest strat is to actually be poor
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*hits send on a tweet callin a guy a pedo for rescuing kids* "record scratch. thats me there. i bet you're wondering how i got here!" smash cut to titles THE MAN WHO WAS A BIGGER FUCKHEAD THAN STEVE JOBS
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starring shia lebouf
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Peanut President posted:"ad hoc murder is so barbaric, everyone knows you're supposed to herd them all together and gas them someone post a pic of an ice detention centre
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i thought matthew inman was the guy from are you being served
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TrilliontonNixon posted:I honestly can't understand people like this. Like, if you want to gamble so badly then why not just go to Vegas? That's way more simple and entertaining and at least that way you have a fairly decent chance of getting laid before you're totally ruined. its about identity. you buy tesla shares and now youre on a journey with The New Jobs. you buy 20 bitcoins and now youre A Cyber Futurist. its about joining a cult. gamblers arent like that, they dont care what the name of the company is or who owns it or what they make.
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cumshitter posted:thats not my cousin he is just greedy and thinks doing as well as market indexes in a fund is for suckers your cousin reminds me of this housing inspector my landlord sent round when the flat i was in was being sold. this guy starts telling me about his investments and hes got all his money with this dude he knows who trades currencies. then he says "a few years ago he went broke and his parents had a bunch of money invested with him and they lost their house, should i stick with this dude?"
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oliwan posted:can we please ask cumshitter to post in e/n or something instead of here *deafening silence*
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ewe2 posted:Someone tell the South Australian state government that their wonder power cell might be uhh problematic. thats nothing they agreed to let tesla put mysterious boxes in peoples fuckin homes
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he also forgot that cults of personality already existed
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120 minutes of christian bale walking around an empty office screaming about the colour yellow and then THE END and then some stills with text explaining that musk called a guy a pedo and got destroyed by a witch
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BioMe posted:He's not well-read even as a scifi nerd. so hes played that one then
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Spergin Morlock posted:lol i'm starting to think they were supposed to do a threesome and elon couldn't get it up they were supposed to and then some tesla thing hit the news and he spent all night on the phone with his lawyers
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gschmidl posted:Enshrine this woman as a national treasure. still lolin at apartheid clyde
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berth ell pup posted:he tweets in little fragment statements and its annoying as gently caress dead dog in alley, tire tread on burst stomach. this factory is afraid of me
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Party Boat posted:Next idea: corporate-sponsored constellations. didnt pepsi already do this a couple months ago? now i know why it gave me deja vu
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the foreman at elon musks epstein trial: your honour... this jury finds... that we still LOVE the car
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