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Musk so desperately wants to be Hank Scorpio but who is his Homer Simpson?
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2018 22:48 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 21:02 |
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what
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2018 01:33 |
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Wachter posted:why can't we just feed live animals directly into the engine, kind of like Blood Drive The greatest evidence against the existence of souls and spirits is that we haven't exploited them. Souls existing would represent a nearly limitless supply of energy that we could tap into and yet we haven't. Checkmate atheists. underage at the vape shop posted:Poor countries could grow those crops too though and bring wealth to the area This didn't work out so great for Bolivia and Peru for actual food crops like quinoa. It simply priced them out of their food. Admiral Ray has issued a correction as of 18:27 on Dec 5, 2018 |
# ¿ Dec 5, 2018 18:25 |
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Big Mad Drongo posted:Anyone who claims capitalism and responsible environmental decisions can peacefully co-exist needs to be repeatedly smacked with this article and others like it. "We'll just use rapacious greed to exploit irreplaceable forests sustainably!"
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2018 19:31 |
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Nikita Khrushchev posted:https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/video/elon-musk-i-have-no-respect-for-the-sec/?__twitter_impression=true If Musk has a very public breakdown a la Laura Loomer I will be so so so happy.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2018 03:25 |
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quote:“I could go and buy one of the islands in the Bahamas and, uh, turn it into my personal fiefdom,” he told reporters in 1999 as they observed him taking delivery of a $1 million McLaren F1 sports car. “But I’m much more interested in trying to build and create a new company.” (Musk later crashed the car.)
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2018 20:22 |
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That Wired article is just amazing, amazing. It's crazy to me that people put up with Musk and his poo poo. quote:At one meeting Musk, agitated, broke a phone. During another, he noticed that an executive was missing and called him. The man’s wife had recently given birth, and he explained that he was taking time off as she recuperated. Musk was angry. At a minimum, you should be on phone calls, Musk told the man. Having a kid doesn’t prevent you from being on the phone. (A Tesla spokesperson said that while Musk “was once upset that a particular executive did not dial into an important conference call several days after his child was born,” the company would not penalize an employee for taking paternity leave.)
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2018 20:38 |
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I want him to read the Hyperion Cantos and get the function of those AI in his head.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2018 05:57 |
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FAUXTON posted:Schlubway is a good name for it stealing this
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2018 19:10 |
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orcinus posted:I think i'm losing my mind. It's a cult, op. Between the wealth worship, false background (he lifted himself by his bootstraps!!!!), his big talk about the future, and huge threat of climate change, people are desperate for a hero and Musk is willing to be paid a lot of money for it. Also he enjoys doing meth in his robot factory of death.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2018 19:23 |
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Kraanerg posted:seriously, what is his plan for when a single car breaks down and holds up all of traffic? He doesn't have a plan.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2018 20:31 |
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Does that tunnel he had made have ventilation or did they skip it because they think without exhaust they don't need it?
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2018 22:35 |
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orcinus posted:They skipped it, and Elon - no joke - said the advantage of electric cars and locomotives is that you don’t need ventilation in tunnels. Someone needs to throw a stinkbomb in there
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2018 06:10 |
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Streak posted:I figured it out Oh that reminds me: What do they do when it rains? It doesn't often, of course, but there's gonna be some good storms that hit it some day.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2018 07:39 |
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Agronox posted:They’re even backtracking from that (because a prototype should at least work). Now the cultists are calling it a “proof of concept” (though what it’s supposed to prove is still beyond me) that he can dig a sewer tunnel that doesn't even pass inspection for more than people build actual sewers
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2018 18:15 |
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Rockopolis posted:So did he halfass the tunnel because he's using it to launder the equipment rental and dirt from digging another drug tunnel under the border? That would be a better use for this, yeah. Hopefully we get reports that he's shipped one of his tunnel boring machines to the Gigafactory and is boring a tunnel to "facilitate the rapid transfer of raw materials from the Sonora to Nevada".
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2018 19:15 |
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Taipei Metro is absurdly good.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2018 00:47 |
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musk needs to lay off the coke or upgrade to crack
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2018 07:34 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i figure they hired some new grads or something, maybe had a booth at a local career fair to *~get a chance to work with the man himself~* (for way below market) Way below market and for longer hours than anywhere else. Or they hired interns and forced them to work for 16 - 18 hours a day.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2018 18:53 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:Now, I realize we’re in an age when the tweets of billionaires should be taken with a grain of salt. At first, The Boring Company really did seem like a joke, stemming from nothing but Elon Musk’s tweet about how he was frustrated with Los Angeles traffic. At the time, he also tweeted, “I am actually going to do this.” So I called CalTrans (the California Department of Transportation), which manages the state highway system, to ask if any such construction was in the works near California freeways. The CalTrans representative was as confused as I was and said he’d look into it. An hour and a half later, he called me back and said he had no idea what Musk was talking about. oh my god what there's no goddamn way he ignored this. . . okay just typing that out of course he did.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2018 19:21 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:well you see it's just a Test Excavation that happens to have a shitload of amateur concrete formwork in it luv2compromise the integrity of huge busy freeways in a seismically active area
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2018 19:36 |
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Hustlin Floh posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3877653&userid=117784 god drat
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2018 04:27 |
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Blazing Ownager posted:Dude, I've seen crack head women strip naked and smear peanut butter cups all over themselves for Halloween while staggering up and down the asile. I've seen wheelchair bound old men grab women and refuse to leg go until the cops are called and throw piles of spit. I've smelled things you people would not believe, and had dozens of people cough in my face while watching the gang bangers scratch poo poo into the windows. And that's not even close to the poo poo that goes down in Japanese subways. e: maybe i just ride the nicest rails in the country but having ridden the san francisco BART nearly every weekday for the last 5 years i've gotta say that the worst thing that i've dealt with was testing my will against the making GBS threads rear end scratcher that vacated his bowels before getting off the train, and he was still real chill, didn't even make a fuss about it. Admiral Ray has issued a correction as of 04:36 on Dec 22, 2018 |
# ¿ Dec 22, 2018 04:28 |
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maybe elon's tunnel can be another fyre festival scam but this time the rich are actually on fire.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2018 04:40 |
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mandatory lesbian posted:With everything wrong with it, I guess Tesla's marketing team at least knows what they're doing. their message is that buying a Tesla is helping to save the world from climate change
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2018 22:07 |
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what if musk uses block chain to solve the merging problem what then, nerds
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2018 09:29 |
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Elon Chungusk
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2018 20:07 |
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loving outstanding
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2018 05:09 |
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Morphix posted:Just hanging out with all my friends, they're just outside frame Ah yes the romance of sitting in a lovely car at the beach and watching a fake fire on a terrible screen, a far superior experience to bringing real wood and lighting that on fire.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2018 20:02 |
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Gotta be honest that launch loop thing sounds pretty loving sick, way cooler than an elevator.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2018 23:17 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:A particularly amusing mutation of this behavior come from the bitcoin crowd, who make a habit of loudly badgering retailers to accept bitcoin with no intention of ever spending their own there, and then equally loudly abuse the retailer when, after months of few if any bitcoin transactions, they stop accepting them because its' a goddamn waste of their time. Valve discontinued accepting bitcoin on Steam because the value of bitcoin changed in the 2 minutes between adding a game to the cart and finalizing the payment
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2018 22:14 |
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citybeatnik posted:Eh that whole "take Americans on a tour of how *real* places do this!" line of thought is much less enticing when you have stuff like the Scandinavian countries imploding their social net because suddenly brown folks are getting access to it. that's why we don't have one. it's also partly why we don't have unions.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2019 00:05 |
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bird with big dick posted:my local Tesla dealer is staying open until midnight to help as many people as possibly take advantage of the tax credit. Take pictures!
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2019 05:24 |
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Ah, yes, I frequently get to add my miscellaneous hours to my punch card.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 20:07 |
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"I'M WORKING ALONE" I shout to my nosy wife as I'm loving my secretary.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 20:08 |
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:China has an excise tax on expensive consumer goods, including cars, called the "consumption tax." Consumption tax receipts have imploded. for those that didn't click through: haha
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 05:52 |
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elon is definitely high again https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1081289322039365633
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2019 01:39 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:This is your brain. lmao azealia banks' blood magic is amazing
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2019 09:41 |
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C-SPAM: Shut the gently caress up liberal > Elon Musk: girl, you can't be letting a BILLIONAIRE gently caress you on the floor ooh, or: C-SPAM: Shut the gently caress up liberal > Elon Musk: Anybody who cares about the world would never in there right mind give Elon Musk drugs Admiral Ray has issued a correction as of 19:20 on Jan 5, 2019 |
# ¿ Jan 5, 2019 19:18 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 21:02 |
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Muscle Wizard posted:its almost too silly to be true but you know it's gotta be at least somewhat true by how spot-on her descriptions of musk and grimes are. rich people problems are so quaint
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2019 21:53 |