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FistEnergy posted:Geez it turns out I posted the Small Graveyard I kinda wonder now if the tents on their completely revolutionary outdoor assembly line were originally bought to go over these.
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The Tesla version would just be a bunch of people badly held together by gorilla glue tape kinda like a Human Centipede with the serial numbers filed off. Real manufacturers are going to look like a mix of Altered States and Tetsuo: The Iron Man.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:the first job of the Space Force should be to shoot down that piece of poo poo Wouldn't shooting it just change trajectory? Like, it ain't going to "drop" anywhere because it's in space. edit: i am pro shooting it though, don't get that twisted.
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Over Easy posted:this is paypal era elon with his friend peter thiel gently caress you G'Kar rules and he wrote the space Koran.
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At this point I feel like this all could've been in Saints Row 2 and have fit right in.
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:all the insane twitter tankies were obsessed with her because of this and she had antiimperialist in her bio so they thought she was One Of Them Wasn't she one of LF's darlings too?
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etalian posted:$2000 for Bumpercare extra warranty but only for the cosmetics of the bumper void in areas with lovebugs
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Aug 19, 2018 21:25
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Taintrunner posted:have we heard from Grimes yet Last page but is this a thing? Not the Grimes thing but the Downey thing? Like...why is it supposed to be him?
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I like that they managed to make a car that by all accounts does very well in crashes but it isn't constructed in a way that it can deal with some water.
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Sir Tonk posted:god drat i hate the future so much The only future we were ever going to have was They Live
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Spergin Morlock posted:imagine looking over while driving and seeing a convertible with a decapitated/de-torso'd body just going along... you say this like it isn't the dream of everyone stuck in traffic to see the person causing you a 15 second delay to die gruesomely
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If the Model Y turns out to be a UTE I'm going to be incredibly mad.
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Iron Crowned posted:If it forces a less bad company to sell them in the US, it's a net positive Yeah but you know what'll happen is that it'll be blamed for Tesla going down the tubes and they'll be written off as poison.
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bring back old gbs posted:good article HR departments will see that guy's head turn into a giant sucker, with the word SUCKER written on it
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Gunshow Poophole posted:I can tweet whatever nonsense I want and people will love me kinda feel like saying this opens you up to actually being cursed
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dollars to donuts Elon heard about Colin Chapman and told them to do what he did
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thefncrow posted:Say hello to the new CEO of Tesla, Elizabeth Holmes chief science officer 
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Powershift posted:That's a feature, not a bug. It's called the cabin humidifier, good for the sinuses. Love the car! an IOT humidor
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A MIRACLE posted:did this get posted because lol Jim Cramer doesn't know that deep fakes are porn
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infernal machines posted:okay, well, low key. but they enabled full debug logging in the kernel on their half-assed ubuntu port that runs everything, so now the ssds they use for the ecu/mcu are hitting their write limits and failing, permanently. meaning the entire system needs to be replaced, oh, and btw your odometer hasn't worked since poo poo failed, so be sure to note that on your insurance. Last page but hoooooly poo poo do you have a link or is this a green forum inside baseball thing?
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Bulgakov posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-7b1waoj9Q Thanks! I wasn't really aware at all of the grey market tesla stuff either, so that was fun insight to get like it puts the whole insurance company issues with tesla into the realm of perfectly reasonable, which is a weird place to be mentally
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May 22, 2019 13:12
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Yoshi Wins posted:Assuming the email is real, is it illegal for Musk to lie to his employees about delivery numbers? Who'd enforce the law if it was?
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https://ftalphaville.ft.com/2019/06/26/1561534366000/The-curious-blocking-of-elonmusk-today/ Alphaville has a piece today on how that site got blocked by McAfee somehow
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:the virgin bmw vs the chad tesla They look like a modern Corvair: 
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infernal machines posted:Via yospos: oh man, not that charging station in a Wawa parking lot in Pinellas Park 
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Cojawfee posted:So does the 500 mile battery come with a tow hitch to attach a trailer to it? probably a diesel generator inside that trailer
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