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ferroque posted:don't bring euler into this No no, see, he's developing electric cars to help free us from Big Eul.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2018 05:37 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 08:11 |
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Lol when tesla makes the transition to lifestyle brand and stops making cars and then makes more money tha they ever could have making lovely EVs. Hmm, and they also can't make something called the Model 3? Tesla = Valve confirmed
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2018 12:08 |
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I've taxidermied up a dead meme for you guys. I call it "Don't Get Into Bed With A Bear (Market)"
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2018 17:24 |
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Hoverboard with a set of handlebars duct taped to it.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2018 07:12 |
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Party Boat posted:Knocks Into Traffic Thoughtlessly Kaboom!: Incendiary Tesla Tech Knowingly Injurious To Testers
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2018 09:36 |
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Alioth posted:lol if the batteries are constructed as sloppily as the rest of the car. cant wait for the eventual recall because peoples cars catch on fire Isn't half the reason the production is so slow that the cells have to be soldered by hand to make the battery packs? I'd love to see someone do a teardown of one of them, though that might be the sort of project that really minimizes one's life expectancy.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2018 18:55 |
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Watch all the astronauts on the first crewed SpaceX flight die because, like, the auto-rotate on the control iPad gets confused by zero G and flips orientations just as they're trying to press the "dock with space station" button and they press the "emergency de-orbit burn" button instead or something
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2018 13:37 |
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If there's one place even better than a car for controls with no tactile feedback that you have to look at and aim your finger perfectly it's definitely in a fuckin spaceship lmao
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2018 13:39 |
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- builds poo poo that malfunctions and injures people - tries to act friendly and down to earth but then immediately loses his temper when things don't go 100% his way - incredibly awkward stage presence - goes to jail at the end (we hope) - in bed with congressmen who later turn out to be Hydra agents (probably) Yeah checks out, hell the Hammer Industries scenes were even shot in a SpaceX factory.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 10:44 |
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bring back old gbs posted:if u buy a Model X do i get free access to the super towing network for my dead in the woods future car? Hm if I were designing an electric car I would include jumper cable posts and the ability to charge off 12v so in an emergency you could recharge from an internal combustion engine car. Also the posts would be able to output high current 12vdc to jump-start other cars. This seems like a useful feature for a world where electric cars and regular cars are probably going to be sharing the road for the next few decades, so I'm guessing it's not a feature that you find on a Tesla.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 17:04 |
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I don't mean fully charging it, just enough so it can get to the nearest electrical outlet. The electric car equivalent of walking a couple miles to the gas station when you run out of gas. Maybe there's a viable business in just putting a generator in the back of a pickup truck and offering emergency recharges for stranded electric cars.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 17:59 |
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Basically I have no idea how to build an electric car but let's face it that makes me just as qualified as Musky.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 18:01 |
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"I track shipping container movements and compile Bimodal Oceanic Freight Analysis reports. The latest such BOFA showed..." (I too would like a PM, please and thank you)
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 08:06 |
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"WATCH BUSH START A loving WAR" was not a prediction but a command.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 17:27 |
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Agronox posted:tweeting leveraged buyouts, Tesla... Just killed a man, Missed a lane merge up ahead, Hit a column, now he's dead.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2018 15:59 |
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Lithium (-Ion) by Nirvana: I'm so happy because today My waitlist ends (New VIN instead) It's so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause Tesla's cool It broke its mirrors Overheating everyday for all I care And I'm not scared Light my car up in a blaze 'Cause Musk is god Hey, hey, hey
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2018 14:46 |
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Bushiz posted:Do you think he got Azaelia and Iain M. confused when he tried to set everything up. [Musk shouting into a cellphone with a poor connection] "I said I wanted a meeting with the Azorean banks! About offshoring my money!
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 04:44 |
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steinrokkan posted:He measures how fast the Teslas are moving through the stations, and the effects of air drag Grahms doen't stind so cloese te the assimbly leen, yoer weird dumbo eirs are missing with the aierflow
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 09:49 |
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Bushiz posted:Musk Zone: the guy we love is dying Battery cells: $3000 Assembly by hand in a tent: $10000 Battery rework: $1000 Securities fraud: $69000000000 Supplier loan interest: $5000 Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, the guy we love is dying.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 15:43 |
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My prize possession... A collection of signed first editions of every Heinlein novel... I paid $15,000 for these...
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 18:01 |
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2018 17:29 |
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Shark Sandwich posted:Seth rogen Elon Rogaine
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 23:06 |
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Agronox posted:I, too, want an ant room in my mansion Notch, Elon, and Ian Miles Cheong? Now that's a sitcom.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 18:28 |
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Get on highway 69 and it activates party mode like Jeff Goldblum's spaceship in Thor: Ragnarok.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2018 02:17 |
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Reporter: "how do you respond to people who suggest that you lack ethics?" Müsk: "that's a ridiculous assertion, I'm a big fan and in fact I have a set of my own. I've found them very handy to have ar-" Musk's assistant, whispering: "sir she said 'ethics' not 'ethnics'"
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2018 06:21 |
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Ah of course so any negative news about Muskla is fake and any journalist reporting the negative news is part of a conspiracy. He really is the Trump of the tech world.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2018 14:27 |
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Okay if this kid is actually 16 I have to give him credit for coming up with the "pharmaceuticals enthusiast" euphemism; that's pretty great. But seriously guillotine anyone who uses the "billionaires worked hard for their money so they deserve it" argument.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2018 17:56 |
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orcinus posted:Speaking of door handles... Lol they can't figure out the highly advanced process of making a gear that doesn't break that the rest of the world mastered literally 700 years ago when the hot tech trend was still "put big clock on top of church"
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2018 06:09 |
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"Magnet" makes sense for a South African who was attracted to North America.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 13:35 |
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bawfuls posted:it was a blunt not a spliff I'm sure we can rewrite it, let's see: He smoked a big blunt, and looked like a Any suggestions, goons? Can't think of a word to end the second line.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 19:28 |
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Panel gaps in baby's skull are normal and not a cause for concern
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2018 05:21 |
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exploded mummy posted:no, he just cheated on his wife with his first cousin Well he liked things that were relative
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 22:00 |
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power word- Jeb! posted:me, a genius: the moon is also falling We just can't escape talking about Neal Stephenson books eh
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2019 07:35 |
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I too find Elon Musk's charm offensive
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2019 06:55 |
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Elon is socialist in the sense that he is always down for accepting those sweet sweet government contracts.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2019 05:20 |
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:this isn't even his final form Oh god, you don't mean... 2020: Musk discovers My Little Pony, becomes brony stark
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2019 14:15 |
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It's been a while since I've watched Breaking Bad but doesn't he like straight up murder some dudes in the very first episode
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2019 18:43 |
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im actually angry at this someone please clue this guy in on how the development of his precious internet, hubble telescope, and gravitational wave observatories was funded. does he think science just happens by magic or is paid for by altruistic billionaires or something
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2019 19:21 |
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RIP Grimes, got stuck in the backseat of a Model Y and couldn't escape.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 06:54 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 08:11 |
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bold of him to repudiate tesla's business strategy in the second line there
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