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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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im surprised he hasn't tried to profit from gun violence yet with some kind of magnetic field that actually attracts more bullets somehow from other guns

(has he?)

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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the supporters are worse than musk

if thats possible

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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what if.... child coffins, but crypto?

deadkidcoin

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Darkman Fanpage posted:

for someone supposedly running multiple companies he sure had a lot of time to bullshit on twitter and do pointless projects

but enough about trump

Musk is pretty bad too

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Shear Modulus posted:

ive got it! what about a kind of app where you can put in a request on your phone and someone will show up and shoot a poor person you saw

Valley unicorn right here

how many Steve Jobs turtlenecks should I put you down for?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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just gonna resurrect this oldie but goodie

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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WampaLord posted:

Were the children meant to go inside of that contraption?

Check out this luddite who refuses to get into death traps

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Feranon posted:

there'll always be more chances for elon to doom people

if he doesn't get some trapped miners or stranded hikers killed somehow, he can always fall back on teslas being incendiary bombs on wheels, and the lack of proper safety markings and procedures in the factories where they are made

dude is death crew as hell

eagerly awaiting paypal to catch fire and careen into a truck

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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logikv9 posted:

You're assuming we have our poo poo long enough to figure how to get humans off the planet

6 months is plenty of time

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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i practice gratitude daily, and todays gratitude is for elon and trump saving those immigrant children stuck in a cave

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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logikv9 posted:

Everytime I buy a sandwich I'm basically creating millions of jobs

thank u for yr service

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Boner Pill Connoisseur posted:

musk is what happens when a rich person reads the line "when a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign; dunces are all in confederacy against him" and forgets the point of the Toole novel, or even the first line from the preface of the book it's quoted from

nerd

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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lmao at musk 'well ackshually'ing the thai guy who turned down his kid koffin


lmao even more that his stupid cult is probably agreeing with him and someone somewhere is probably slagging off thailand rescue man for this

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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lmao ur dating musk

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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SpaceGoku posted:

he launched a car into space as a marketing ploy while his car factory was falling apart

look he had a good reason

there was YELLOW stuff in the factory can you fuckin imagine :barf:

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Gorman Thomas posted:

Musk news is very near and dear to me as someone who's
1. Current boss was a principle engineer (with several patents) on the Chevy Volt/Bolt and loves to talk mad poo poo about Tesla's induction motor every time we drink.

2. Brother in law is a manager at SpaceX who's reverence for Musk has fallen from god-like to middling annoyance over the last 2 years.

share some hot content

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Reclines Obesily posted:

can we make the water filters stream music from spotify? think it might calm the citizens of flint while they hydrate

look at this chump who isn't seeing the opportunity for a Tesla Spotify competitor opening

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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I'm dongfeng

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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more like

eel-on musk imo

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Food Boner posted:

also elon musk disrupting unions by uniting workers against his gross negligence

truly the trimp of the valley

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Hostess Snack Cake posted:

if you take tesla from him, he will never stop tweeting

that's a risk in willing to take

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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etalian posted:

lmao at the opening line, "He should shove his submarine where it hurts"

https://twitter.com/hodlnthedrop/status/1018065330302676993

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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the point of that is cooker is beholden to our masters in the valley

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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evolution from silicon valley libertarian rube to even bigger poo poo has been a sight to behold

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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e: whoops, elon is dumb

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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e: goddamnit not again

elon musk is super dumb

lorn Wayne has issued a correction as of 17:30 on Jul 15, 2018

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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the only thing worse than musk is his fanbase

Musk is the rick and morty of billionaires

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Truga posted:

lol, real tesla losses were over 1 billion this quarter, they just decided not to pay ~$400m worth of bills to their suppliers to get it under 750m?



e: also lol @ pedobear in 2018, who makes these graphs :cripes:

haha we lost enough money to feed nations in just a few months!!!! *wacky meme, boioioiing sound*

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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orcinus posted:

Someone ITT asked for a comprehensive list of Elon bullshit.
Here’s why it’d be impossible to keep up with - this is just the bullshit in a single interview:

https://twitter.com/BlondesE/status/1058390795152211968?s=20

He’s a breathing, walking gish gallop of lies.

Edit: lol, not even a complete list... he also invited people to the opening of the empty tube in ”a few weeks”, when the thing’s absolutely *not* certified nor registered for public access.

quote:

Yeah. It’s pretty interesting what my most ... What people are most interested in, like some little tweet about “I love anime.” That was it. But it was lowercase “i”, black heart, “anime,” and people loved that. That was like one of my most popular tweets.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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has musk hosed off to mars yet

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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that's uh

not how data works mr musk, sir

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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:ok:

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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baka kaba posted:

you think bezos ever goes on Billionaire Facebook and posts "mmm business sure is good during this lockdown Amazon warehouse go brrrrr"

no he prefers to kill his warehouse workers indirectly and silently while swirling a glass of brandy in his lair

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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ExParrot posted:

no you didn't :tesla:

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