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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Please everybody, I bet you all to set aside your differences and all come together for a common cause: to pray for mustard.

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/for-petes-sake/article214495414.html

https://twitter.com/Cut4/status/1015413429396484101

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I like mustard

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Dolphin posted:

I like mustard
Great then get down on your knees and start praying for it!

wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.
A reminder that honey mustard is non-vegan, thus problematic.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
thoughts and prayers mustard

Gath
Sep 23, 2009
Does mustard have a third hand or was that his dong.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
On its knees, eh? Must be French Mustard.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
honestly thank god ketchup didn't win the race that would have been a travesty

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
pray for mustard gas

Suspect A
Jan 1, 2015

Nap Ghost
More like musTARD
hehe, more like mustTURD
More like uhh MUSKard

Uhh...

gently caress mustard

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
Mustard gives me gas, as does taffy.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
is that all they have to do in Missouri, dress up in hot dog suits and race? does the winner get to gently caress the loser

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Dolphin posted:

is that all they have to do in Missouri, dress up in hot dog suits and race? does the winner get to gently caress the loser
I'll put it this way: nobody goes to Royals games to watch the Royals.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

Oscar Wild posted:

On its knees, eh? Must be French Mustard.

:boom: this legitimately made me laugh

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Lowtax posted:

I'll put it this way: nobody goes to Royals games to watch the Royals.

You have a very good, by US standards, soccer team. If you want to see some ridiculously dressed people falling down, you should go see them.

Bonus: they used to be called "The Wiz"

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

I paid mustard to take a dive, and I'll continue to fix these condiment races for the foreseeable future unless 10 million dollars is wired to my offshore bank account

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe
This is implying that relish is on the same tier as ketchup and mustard for hot dog condiments. Problematic much?

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

lol remy and orsillo with the deadpan commentary

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:

This is implying that relish is on the same tier as ketchup and mustard for hot dog condiments. Problematic much?
just lmao if you've even tasted ketchup

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Lowtax posted:

Please everybody, I bet you all to set aside your differences and all come together for a common cause: to pray for mustard.

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/for-petes-sake/article214495414.html

https://twitter.com/Cut4/status/1015413429396484101



luigi hotdog winning the race, no surprise there

wario hotdog falls over growling, also expected

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Plochman's down we got a Plochman's down.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Lowtax posted:

I'll put it this way: nobody goes to Royals games to watch the Royals.

At least you won a World Series



:qq:

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
i pray the royals dont get the piss sued out of their butts by the brewers for aping the superior sausage race

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
I wonder if you could bet on that race in Vegas. People betting on mustard must be all :argh:.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Go cards

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
the AAA mustard guy is finally gonna get called up to The Show

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I’m going to pray he dies for shaming mustard. A clumsy mustard bottle a shameful mustard bottle

drjuggalo
Jul 26, 2014
its crazy that the royals went from world series champs into mustard tumbles within 3 years

drjuggalo
Jul 26, 2014
edit: whoopsies

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
wow, mustard, huh? what an elitist sport

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean
he's day-to-day







we're all day-to-day

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Peetown Manning posted:

wow, mustard, huh? what an elitist sport


at the hot dog races at polo matches they have a grey poupon hot dog

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


I go to Royals games because Kauffmann is probably the easiest stadium to drive to and park at in existence. You just go west on 70 and turn left one time. And you have an ocean of parking.

I only go when a team I want to watch is in town to beat up on the Royals though.

I will pray for this mustard.

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
Stay safe mustard ghost.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Thank you for your service mustard.

F

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Was Mustard signed by KC for 5 years $80 million?

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

many prayers offered on this dark, dark day. stay strong, mustard!

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

*reads thread title & thinks to self* "I didn't know LowTax liked ska!?"

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Poor mustard.

T's and P's

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gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Lowtax posted:

Please everybody, I bet you all to set aside your differences and all come together for a common cause: to pray for mustard.

https://youtu.be/WyT0fMcZUDE

I’ve done my part, have u?????

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