Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

i hope mustard dies

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I had a bunch of onions yesterday and I went running and now I smell like BO and onions which smells surprisingly like hotdogs and because of this thread I am now contemplating whether or not my entire life has been a fever dream and in reality I was the onion hotdog in a race of hotdogmen and I fell down and am in a coma?

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

curlys gold posted:

i hope mustard dies

mods???

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

curlys gold posted:

i hope mustard dies

:frogout:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

curlys gold posted:

i hope mustard dies

you hosed up big time

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlDEzmSff3M

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

for Pete's sake

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
BREAKING NEWS: MUSTARD AT LOCAL HOSPITAL ER... CONDITION IS STABLE... VINEGAR TREATMENT A POSSIBLE OPTION DOCTORS SAY... WELL-WISHERS WORLD WIDE... PRAYER CIRCUITS JAMMED... GOD ASKS COMCAST FOR EMERGENCY BANDWIDTH INCREASE

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

free hubcaps posted:

lol remy and orsillo with the deadpan commentary

Dave O'brien now, they let Orsillo go a few years ago :(

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I had a bunch of onions yesterday and I went running and now I smell like BO and onions which smells surprisingly like hotdogs and because of this thread I am now contemplating whether or not my entire life has been a fever dream and in reality I was the onion hotdog in a race of hotdogmen and I fell down and am in a coma?

Hmmm, really make you (me) think.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Reminder that it could have been worse, like an actual assault:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPwOBGcXHiM

but still, i will pray for mustard

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Luvcow posted:

Dave O'brien now, they let Orsillo go a few years ago :(

that sucks, they were awesome together. Dave obrien does have a smooth as hell voice though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufSQMXLO95w

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

That was a dive. Y'all are blind. He knew he had no chance to win because he's out of shape (needs to be shaken vigorously)

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Lowtax posted:

Hmmm, really make you (me) think.

woahhh

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
whjats the green one supposed to be

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Jose posted:

whjats the green one supposed to be

Relish, the best hotdog topping after mustard.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
How does mustard not have any calories

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Relish, the best hotdog topping after mustard.

More like hellish because it's bad.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:

More like hellish because it's bad.

I'll remind you a hotdog died, show some decorum.

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I'll remind you a hotdog died, show some decorum.

Let us not forget the great hot dog massacre that happened on Coney Island last week, I heard one guy killed 77 alone :(

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I've found that I enjoy a thin smear of mustard on my dogs and burgs. Too much is overpowering tho.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
SUP AT MY SPICY TEAT AND PAY OBEISANCE, FOR I AM YOUR ONE AND ONLY GOD

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Plain, yellow mustard is weak

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

We Know Catheters posted:

Plain, yellow mustard is weak

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Relish, the best hotdog topping after mustard.

incorrect, should be chow-chow

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

We Know Catheters posted:

Plain, yellow mustard is weak

uses-

cuban sandwiches maybe potato salad or whatever

thats it

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
On my first visit to an American Costco I found out that you get to choose between 2 types of mustard. However, there are no pickled banana peppers. Pretty hosed up, America.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Relish, the best hotdog topping after mustard.

What sort of relish that it's green

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

On my first visit to an American Costco I found out that you get to choose between 2 types of mustard. However, there are no pickled banana peppers. Pretty hosed up, America.

Pepperoncinis aren't easily available in the uk

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

Jose posted:

What sort of relish that it's green

usually made from chopped sweet or dill pickles

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean
or a mix of both if you want to be wild

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

On my first visit to an American Costco I found out that you get to choose between 2 types of mustard. However, there are no pickled banana peppers. Pretty hosed up, America.

Where the gently caress were that you couldn't find pickled banana peppers? You can get them at the local grocery store in bumfuck Michigan.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

yessssss

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Get well soon Mustard, I relish the day you can ketchup to the other condiments after being in quite the pickle.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

free hubcaps posted:

that sucks, they were awesome together. Dave obrien does have a smooth as hell voice though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufSQMXLO95w

The pizza incident is amazing.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Jose Oquendo posted:

The pizza incident is amazing.

classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufSQMXLO95w

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Jose posted:

Pepperoncinis aren't easily available in the uk

Is that because they are not from India?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Oscar Wild posted:

Is that because they are not from India?

Kebabs, mate

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Who What Now posted:

Where the gently caress were that you couldn't find pickled banana peppers? You can get them at the local grocery store in bumfuck Michigan.

Costco. In Canada, they put a little tray of peppers out with the condiments. On the other hand, Canadian costcos don't have that little thing where you turn a crank and chopped onions come out magically

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Foul Ole Ron
Jan 6, 2005

All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!
Fun Shoe

Lowtax posted:

Kebabs, mate

Kebabs are the tits in the UK. A gressey chicken kebab after a load of pints was a great way to end a night.

  • Locked thread