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Okay, think about it: you're the son of God. You can create miracles and get your dad to kill anybody he wants. But the whole reason he was born was so he could eventually die and essentially give the middle finger to all the haters and say "yeah, I told you so" when he broke out of his cave grave later. I mean, his dad knew they would choose that Barabbas guy over him and he'd die on the cross because that was his main purpose and the only reason he was born. So he fulfilled the prophecy and died, which is what he was supposed to do and the whole reason he existed, so why does that make him King Hot poo poo to people? If you're the son of God and was born by a miracle and your dad had all the power in the universe, you're already pretty much set up for your entire afterlife. He was basically a suckup and did all the poo poo his dad told him to and now he rules heaven or some such poo poo so I don't see why people are all goo goo ga ga over Jesus. I personally think John Saxon was cooler.
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Slimer loves wieners.
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Jul 9, 2018 19:26
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I hear that Jesus fellow invented guns.
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They look up because he can fly. Hope this helps.
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Well he's pretty high up on that cross
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Jul 9, 2018 19:27
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Cause he's nailed up on a big cross silly
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Because existentialism is scary.
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Holy spirit is the superior trinitarium member in my opinion. 1. Lets you speak/understand every language 2. Fire on your head looks cool 3. holy ghost is a good band name 4. wasn't a glory hog like jesus
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Jul 9, 2018 19:28
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If I take down all my Jesus statues and rosaries and crosses and put pictures of you up will you upgrade me to plat ?
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Jul 9, 2018 19:29
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It isnt in christ's teachings that lieth salvation but in his works
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Jul 9, 2018 19:29
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Because he is tall!!!! hahahaahah 
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personally lowtax I worship the earth
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bitmap posted:personally lowtax I worship the earth Sinner, sinner, chicken dinner
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Peter Daou Bundy posted:If I take down all my Jesus statues and rosaries and crosses and put pictures of you up will you upgrade me to plat ? No your soul can be saved but not your credit card.
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Jul 9, 2018 19:35
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Reads like a one way ticket to pitchfork-in-the-butt city to me.
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Pretty racist against the Samaritans, too
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God: I knew you'd kill my son! I knew you'd do it! and I don't even care! dance puppets dance!
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Jul 9, 2018 19:39
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Why do people look up to you, Rich?
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They look up because they put him like 10 feet in the air on the cross.
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He once fed me water in the desert but it was not my body that was thirsty, it was my soul. Truest the King of Kings.
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Jon Joe posted:I hear that Jesus fellow invented guns. Dunno know about guns, but the Hostyle Gospel told me he invented crunk https://youtu.be/OGneHMMKq-g
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lilbeanbear posted:Why do people look up to you, Rich? lol like who??? Name one person, other than my kids, who even remotely looks up to me.
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I'm assuming because he was up so high on that cross.Dang It Bhabhi! posted:They look up because they put him like 10 feet in the air on the cross. poo poo
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Lowtax posted:lol like who??? Name one person, other than my kids, who even remotely looks up to me. I dunno, theres a festering pit of shrieking, howling malcontents that seem to be pretty enamored with you. Also, little people and short folks probably. 
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Kak posted:Slimer loves wieners.
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Lowtax posted:No your soul can be saved but not your credit card. Is Dare going to hell?
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Bip Roberts posted:He once fed me water in the desert but it was not my body that was thirsty, it was my soul. Truest the King of Kings. gently caress you Jesus, throw me a Fiji.
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Jul 9, 2018 19:45
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i like to look up and make eye contact with jesus while i slobber all over his knob
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lilbeanbear posted:I dunno, theres a festering pit of shrieking, howling malcontents that seem to be pretty enamored with you. I'm a perpetual laughingstock to all
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Jul 9, 2018 19:45
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I look up to you dude.
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INRI could be taken to mean Iesus Nazarenus Rex Idumeum or Iulius Nepos Rex Imperator Pretty sneaky christians
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Peter Daou Bundy posted:Is Dare going to hell?
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spacetoaster posted:poo poo Lol how many dudes got Jesus turds in their face when he evacuated
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Lowtax posted:I'm a perpetual laughingstock to all Hashtag same, except also jerk off material on my end.
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I’m reading a bio of Stalin. I’m beginning to really admire him and might buy a portrait to put in my living room. Plus he actually existed
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Jawdins posted:Lol how many dudes got Jesus turds in their face when he evacuated I wish Jesus would poop on me, that'd be a real story to tell my kids.
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Jul 9, 2018 19:47
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Lowtax posted:I'm a perpetual laughingstock to all You should take a page out of Jesus’ book and become a Shepard to the laughingstock.
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Jul 9, 2018 19:48
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Jon Joe posted:You should take a page out of Jesus’ book and become a Shepard to the laughingstock. But then people will make jokes about my "staff" and holding it constantly and I don't have a father who can smite them.
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He had gigantism, you God drat ableist!
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