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According to this ad, there's a whole town of them paying out $69 each, so I guess if you're interested haul your rear end over there and collect big.
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lahaina owns but goddamn can you imagine being seen anywhere on a segway let alone wearing a dorky helmet lmao
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$69.50 for a segway is pretty good.
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food court bailiff posted:lahaina owns but goddamn can you imagine being seen anywhere on a segway let alone wearing a dorky helmet lmao
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If someone gave me 69$ I'd ride on their segway all around the town imo
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That line does not have enough dorky white people, it should at least stretch over the horizon.
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Just remember yall actually wanted me to post here, so threads like this are really your fault if you think about it.
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Lowtax posted:Just remember yall actually wanted me to post here, so threads like this are really your fault if you think about it. glad to have you back, taxman
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Lowtax posted:Just remember yall actually wanted me to post here, so threads like this are really your fault if you think about it. Really makes you think
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myDad posted:glad to have you back, taxman agreed. praise twitter for being absolute poo poo.
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Lowtax posted:Just remember yall actually wanted me to post here, so threads like this are really your fault if you think about it. i thought twitter wanted you to post here
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I remember years ago Oprah informed us that the new hip thing kids were doing was tossing each other's salads so really it seems like if now its doing 69ers with each other than that's a step down from eating rear end.
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You have to include the tip, Richard
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:You have to include the tip, Richard it's cool the customary tip is $4.20
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My Aunt Vonny (who is evil) met Tennessee Ernie Ford somewhere on a beach on Hawaii. She had a picture to prove it. I saw the picture and drat if it wasn't T. E. Ford! What was the question again?
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I have never been to any Hawaiian island other than Kauai, but I can tell you 100% that the best Hawaiian island is the one where white people are banned.
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if your kid gives you a 69 they are a failure, thats not even a C-
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free hubcaps posted:if your kid gives you a 69 they are a failure, thats not even a C- Ds get degrees, my guy
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Lowtax posted:Just remember yall actually wanted me to post here, so threads like this are really your fault if you think about it. I wont be happy until the whole first page is all Lowtax OPs.
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Jul 9, 2018 21:19
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the guy who invented the segway died when he accidentally drove one off a cliff
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Jikes posted:the guy who invented the segway died when he accidentally drove one off a cliff a segue to heaven
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Jikes posted:the guy who invented the segway died when he accidentally drove one off a cliff I'd thought that for years, but not quite! The actual inventor is still alive, the guy he sold the company to is the one who died. 
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Mordja posted:I'd thought that for years, but not quite! The actual inventor is still alive, the guy he sold the company to is the one who died. there goes my belief in God
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curlys gold posted:a segue to heaven And hes driiiiii iii. i i. ving gah seg ue To Heaven
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segway---> hoverboard----> tiny hoverboard for each foot---> ?
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Didn't the guy who invented the Segway say it would change the world? I've never seen a Segway irl e: is the world leaving me behind?
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Jawdins posted:Didn't the guy who invented the Segway say it would change the world? I've never seen a Segway irl the idea just needed refinement hoverboards were a thing for a hot minute there
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I always like it when you return to the forums, Lowtax. I need these laughs.
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i can just stand by here without posting this thread is hosed up
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The Grimace posted:I always like it when you return to the forums, Lowtax. I need these laughs. Yeah, he needs to get banned from Twitter more often.
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Lowtax posted:Just remember yall actually wanted me to post here, so threads like this are really your fault if you think about it. We deserve this
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Mordja posted:I'd thought that for years, but not quite! The actual inventor is still alive, the guy he sold the company to is the one who died. In the end, a bizarre accident DID finally claim Mr. Sagoo
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I'd say about 15-20 Op. Eat Fresh
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Lowtax posted:Just remember yall actually wanted me to post here, so threads like this are really your fault if you think about it. The monkey paw giveth and taketh away.
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I'm not answering this with out my lawyer present
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this becoming a lot of threads lowtax. better remember to probate yourself for spamming 
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spinderella posted:And hes driiiiii iii. i i. ving gah seg ue
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