When was the last time your kid gave you a 69?

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Punk da Bundo: Dec 29, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Lowtax what kind of drugs do they give you for your neck surgery

remember when the guy who made the segway drove off a cliff

# ? Jul 10, 2018 04:23

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I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

I want to go to Hawaii.

Please give me money to go to Hawaii.

# ? Jul 10, 2018 04:23

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Peter Daou Bundy posted:

remember when the guy who made the segway drove off a cliff

that was a british guy who took over the company. he couldnt understand it. he couldnt fear it

# ? Jul 10, 2018 04:27

Kyron: Aug 6, 2013

Peter Daou Bundy posted:

Lowtax what kind of drugs do they give you for your neck surgery

remember when the guy who made the segway drove off a cliff

Anyone who invents something should be obligated to kill themselves with it. If Musk doesn't kill himself by driving a Tesla into a brick wall or launch himself into space without a spacesuit i'll be extremely disappointed.

# ? Jul 10, 2018 04:34

OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

free hubcaps posted:

if your kid gives you a 69 they are a failure, that’s not even a C-

actually that�s a C+

# ? Jul 10, 2018 04:38

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

So, why 69.50?

Is that like the usual 69, but with a surprise finger in the rear end?

# ? Jul 10, 2018 04:44

AbusePuppy: Nov 1, 2012; BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!! so far.

Lowtax posted:

Oops sorry image didn't save right

Nice

# ? Jul 10, 2018 06:04

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

OldAlias posted:

actually that�s a C+

idk where dafugg you are but the way i always knew the scale was 90-100 = A, 80-89 = B, 70-79 = C, 60-69 = D, <59 = F

# ? Jul 10, 2018 17:56

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

OldAlias posted:

actually that’s a C+

Lol, something tells me you got a lot of F's

# ? Jul 10, 2018 18:32

communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

The dude who invented the segway died after accidentally driving his segway off a cliff lmao

# ? Jul 10, 2018 18:34

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

First purchaser, not inventor. God drat it, we've already been over that in this goddamn thread.

# ? Jul 10, 2018 19:23

OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

Coolguye posted:

idk where dafugg you are but the way i always knew the scale was 90-100 = A, 80-89 = B, 70-79 = C, 60-69 = D, <59 = F

<50 is an F. 50-59 is a D. 80-100 are A-,A,A+

# ? Jul 10, 2018 22:40

lol but: Feb 24, 2007; body is a dinosaur; Slippery Tilde

<99% is an F, beating the TA in single combat is an A+ was always my understanding

edit: this is STEM though, art poo poo is a whole other thing with significantly more violence

lol but fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Jul 10, 2018

# ? Jul 10, 2018 22:43

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

lol but seriously I posted:

<99% is an F, beating the TA in single combat is an A+ was always my understanding

edit: this is STEM though, art poo poo is a whole other thing with significantly more violence

in art you need to keep killing classmates until you get enough component parts for the colors you need

# ? Jul 11, 2018 00:52

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Even as a kid finding out I would have to ride a segway instead of a 69 would have made me super pissed.

# ? Jul 11, 2018 01:03

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

OldAlias posted:

<50 is an F. 50-59 is a D. 80-100 are A-,A,A+

at the academy of everyones a winner

# ? Jul 12, 2018 13:02

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

As a straight man, you ever 69 on top?

# ? Jul 12, 2018 13:12

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Yea, almost choked my GF by accident when I thrusted hard. Only did it on top that one time as a result

# ? Jul 12, 2018 14:35

Jikes: Dec 18, 2005; candy of the ocean

high-quality, worthwhile GBS thread, we need more like it

# ? Jul 12, 2018 14:35

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

Lowtax posted:

69

nice

i hope that blast from the past makes you miss twitter a little less

# ? Jul 12, 2018 15:41

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

goddamn twitter humor is stupid, i see it now

# ? Jul 12, 2018 15:41

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

1redflag posted:

Yea, almost choked my GF by accident when I thrusted hard. Only did it on top that one time as a result

I had the same problem...

# ? Jul 12, 2018 15:48

oh ok: Oct 11, 2004; Alternate... universe... Shauna... fails... BECHAMEL TEST.

_(Passim)

what the gently caress

# ? Jul 13, 2018 08:41

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Was in Salem mass a few years back and instead of enjoying the honestly boring as gently caress witch based stuff a bunch of dorks were scootering around a park on a Segway training session and I don�t think I�ve ever hated a town more

# ? Jul 13, 2018 09:32

Untrustable: Mar 17, 2009

Lowtax posted:

Just remember yall actually wanted me to post here, so threads like this are really your fault if you think about it.

Please make a new Twitter alt and PM me what it is so I can follow.

# ? Jul 13, 2018 10:20

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Peter Daou Bundy posted:

Lowtax what kind of drugs do they give you for your neck surgery

remember when the guy who made the segway drove off a cliff

On a Segway???

# ? Jul 15, 2018 03:18

parthenocarpy: Dec 18, 2003

cheapass kids are getting off lightly here, it should say `kids only pay 69.50`

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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

loving entitled kids only 69ing

# ? Jul 15, 2018 05:43

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