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BlindGuy
Feb 27, 2011

The Prophet
Coordinate, for sure.

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Mystic Mongol posted:

Trolls aren't such a problem, a weaponthane is generally a match for a troll. We used to water our fields with them. Surely you don't need help dealing with them?

I'd agree with you, except:

GreyjoyBastard posted:

Each of these hulking figures of darkness fights like three of your best warriors.

We only have nine swords, and while we don't know how many trolls are in the party, it's probably more than 3.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

IMJack posted:

We only have nine swords, and while we don't know how many trolls are in the party, it's probably more than 3.
The art has four trolls right there, so I think that's a safe assumption. :v:

Gamerofthegame
Oct 28, 2010

Could at least flip one or two, maybe.
The goats aren't going to be safe if we sit around dallying.

Attack.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
Hope they go away and leave our goats alone.

Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011
Whatever we do, we shouldn't attack. We have 9 swords, no magic devoted to war, no good war blessings, and our warleader isn't a one-man army. Either we hope we get left alone, or we diplomance and attack together.

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Ravenfood posted:

Whatever we do, we shouldn't attack. We have 9 swords, no magic devoted to war, no good war blessings, and our warleader isn't a one-man army.
Coordinate.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

To everyone saying we have 9 swords: doesnt the rest of the clan attack too when they ride out? The whole clan should be enough for a small group of trolls right

Attack

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Coordinate multiple, simultaneous horse strikes in a manoeuvre called "hoof rain"

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
boo this man

GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again
We have effectively no military. They're already here so by the time someone gets back from the starshines, even if they agree to help, the trolls will have already eaten their fill. Nothing we can do but hope they go away.

GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again

titty_baby_ posted:

To everyone saying we have 9 swords: doesnt the rest of the clan attack too when they ride out? The whole clan should be enough for a small group of trolls right

Attack

I think that option is to send out a party to hit them before they actually raid us, so I'm not sure we would be able to send all 100+ of our other fighters in our clan. If it comes down to a full raid they would be fighting but I'm still skeptical about our odds there.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

If we stay very still they might not notice us! Hope.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Attack

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013

The Lone Badger posted:

If we stay very still they might not notice us! Hope.

Actually, trolls have extremely poor eyesight and tend to use echolocation instead, meaning that moving about will actually help to avoid them! :eng101:

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

NewMars posted:

Actually, trolls have extremely poor eyesight and tend to use echolocation instead, meaning that moving about will actually help to avoid them! :eng101:

Whatever works, I just don't want to fight a troll war party at a time when our total military strength adds up to roughly "slightly malnourished toddler".

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
Attack

DrinkingBird
Sep 26, 2017
Please coordinate. Trolls do not mess around and any situation where we have to face them alone with our meager 9 swords is one which we will most certainly lose.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

cheetah7071 posted:

Garstal mostly fought lovely trollkin. The trollkin curse hasn't happened yet so the entire population is full blood real rear end trolls

Oh right I'd forgotten that, still at least that means no great trolls either.

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013

Deptfordx posted:

Oh right I'd forgotten that, still at least that means no great trolls either.

No, instead you have mistress race trolls, who are super-trolls without being idiot giants.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Eh, not many new Mistress Race Trolls born either since they left the Underworld.

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

In my experience (granted, this experience comes from King of Dragon Pass) passivity breeds resentment amongst the clan, especially if the trolls find us anyway and eat our goats and people. The clan will then accuse the ring of just letting bad things happen to the people. Let's see if we can coordinate an attack against the Starshine instead.

Not Alex
Oct 9, 2012

Cut loose before the god eaters show up.
Coordinate

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Oh right yes, derailed myself there, we're voting.

Coordinate

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:

I think that option is to send out a party to hit them before they actually raid us, so I'm not sure we would be able to send all 100+ of our other fighters in our clan. If it comes down to a full raid they would be fighting but I'm still skeptical about our odds there.

It's infeasible for me to test whether this event would allow a full calling of the clan.

Small raid events and the like generally let you send up to 20 swords if you have them and 20 bows.

On small raid events that don't involve stealth I'll just Send Everyone.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
I did something I should have before and checked out our treasures. We have:
- Invisible Drum: Increases the chance will aid your shamans after they have been successfully called. This is pretty good, especially if your magicians are garbage. We don't really have that problem but it still makes it more likely we'll get a multi-year commitment from a single invocation.
- Shining Sun Mask: Brings courage to the fearful.

--

Coordinate an attack with the Starshines.

We rallied to defend ourselves, and warned the Starshines.

We get to send a diplomat to the Starshines. There is no reason not to send our best one, so Vurana, our Gamari-devotee former ringmember, heads over. I send a small but nonzero escort because they're right over there and we need most of our swords in case the trolls attack early. The rest of our dudes head out to hit the trolls when the Starshines show up.



The Starshines agreed to join us against the trolls, whichever way they turned. This was good, because they turned the trolls toward us. Starshine warriors hit them from behind as we bore the brunt of the troll attack. We drove them off, but ten of our warriors were hurt. The Starshines saw as many of theirs hurt, too, but said that it was always worth fighting the enemies of the Sun.

:toot: Only injuries and a clan mood boost.

Endarei 12, Late Fire Season

We're not in great shape for raiding and if all goes well we can get a Pela grain blessing (the second most popular blessing) up by Late Earth. First I implore the Fire spirit though, because that was the number two actual option.



Lerei easily persuaded the Fire Spirit to help the clan for several years. Fires flared up in different colors as the spirit danced around the village.



Endarei 12, Early Earth Season
Harvest time! Sacrificing for Pela mysteries. 14-15 is generally my default for this sort of non-event thing.





:toot: Then we get an event.



Sirassa, a horse breeder of the Brilliant Hoof clan, visits to show off her steed Sky Riser. It has a ridge of bone at its shoulders, where wings would attack, if it had them. Horses used to be flying creatures called hippogriffs, before trolls attacked and mutilated their goddess. The former Hippogriff is now Gamari, your horse deity. Sirassa says she is trying to breed horses who can fly, by selecting animals that still retain elements of the original, wounded goddess. She asks to inspect your horses to see if any bear the mark of Hippogriff.

- Ask how you might one day perform her ritual.
- Give her any horses that have the traits she seeks.
- Humor her, but don't trade her any horses.
- Sell her any horses that interest her, at a shrewd premium.


- Trolls beset Hippogriff, devouring her wings. Hyalor came to her when she was wounded, and led her to a people in need.
She doesn't have a particular choice in mind.

- Every Rider knows the story of how Hippogriff lost her fangs and claws and wings.
No recommendation.

- What about flying goats? Has anyone thought of that?
No recommendation, but I think we're fine with that.

- Humans do not have the magic to heal a goddess. But we can help a horse.
Ask how you might one day perform her ritual.

- We should learn the magic she's using to breed these horses.
Ask how you might one day perform her ritual.

- Chariots would pose no match for flying horses.
Give her the horses.

- Our answer will teach our people to either accept new things, or hew cautiously to established ways.
No recommendation.

The Brilliant Hoof are a non-neighbor Rider clan. They are known for avoiding conflict. They like us (as a result of the event where we made our very first deer infestation into a big multi-clan sporting occasion). We owe them a favor.

Goatse James Bond fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Jul 17, 2018

AnAnonymousIdiot
Sep 14, 2013

This could be a con, but let's get rich.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Ask how we might perform this ritual.

Also, I'm assuming how much food we have is on one of the clan screens we haven't seen yet? I just noticed it's not in the clan stats at the bottom.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

AnAnonymousIdiot posted:

let's get rich.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Haifisch posted:

Ask how we might perform this ritual.

Also, I'm assuming how much food we have is on one of the clan screens we haven't seen yet? I just noticed it's not in the clan stats at the bottom.

It's in Wealth, but it pops up in advice in other screens and also clan members give a headsup if we're low. it's something i should put in the OP on a turn-by-turn basis

Also, if you look at the Wealth tab, it'll often tell you whether you have a food shortage (read: will eat more than you produce in a given year).

We're currently in an event so I can't check for sure but I think we have a season's food before the Early Earth harvest update.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
The food display is also kind of misleading because hunting, gathering, and herding give food year-round. So you can end the harvest season with less than a year's worth of food and still end up fine. Your advisers will complain if that happens though.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
trade for a profit: There's a good chance this won't work at all, since the attack changed the fundamental soul of Horses and you can't breed that out. If it was that easy the 3rd age wouldn't have any trollkin. Plus if Horses stopped being Horses and became Hippogriffs or whatever, Hyalor's bonds of friendship may change with it. This gives us good money for losing a few horses, and if it does work somehow we get credit.

If we're trying to return to the old world, we may as well go back under the ice sheet and embrace stasis. Still, it probably won't work so we may as well make some profit.

Wrestlepig fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Jul 17, 2018

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
Get Rich now and maybe we can afford the flying horse if they succeed.

zonohedron
Aug 14, 2006


We owe them a favor. Would giving her the horses count as fulfilling that favor? (This is not a vote; nothing is bolded.)

(Edit: also, the Unknown Peoples twitter bot seems to have invented us: "The Western Clan. Their leaders govern by the principles of agriculture and knowledge. They hum when they want to show respect." Are we in the west and if so can we hum?)

zonohedron fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Jul 17, 2018

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

zonohedron posted:

We owe them a favor. Would giving her the horses count as fulfilling that favor? (This is not a vote; nothing is bolded.)

probably not, aside from it not being listed as an option I think favors go belong with an entire clan rather than individual restitution.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Ask for the ritual

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice

zonohedron posted:

We owe them a favor. Would giving her the horses count as fulfilling that favor? (This is not a vote; nothing is bolded.)

Absolutely not. Favors are big deals--clans never pass up on an opportunity to remind you that you owe them a favor, or that they're calling that favor in. There's usually a small feast. When your clan is important enough to have another clan have to fulfill your requests, that makes your clan important. Likewise, being wealthy enough to promise another clan whatever they need, and being able to follow through, makes your clan impressive. Then everyone tells everyone else how great they are, and then there's drinking.

Giving and receiving favors is the behavior of kings, as long as you can afford it. If you can't, take some cows from someone who can.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Mystic Mongol posted:

Giving and receiving favors is the behavior of kings, as long as you can afford it. If you can't, take some cows from someone who can.

Hyalor told us not to have any kings

He also taught us to change our laws as necessary to adapt and survive in a changing world though so maybe there will be a Rider king someday

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

zonohedron posted:

We owe them a favor. Would giving her the horses count as fulfilling that favor? (This is not a vote; nothing is bolded.)

(Edit: also, the Unknown Peoples twitter bot seems to have invented us: "The Western Clan. Their leaders govern by the principles of agriculture and knowledge. They hum when they want to show respect." Are we in the west and if so can we hum?)

A favor is worth 4-5 horses, so if they feel particularly fond of this lady and she gets that many for free they might consider it discharged.

Those are several ifs though.

Goatse James Bond fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Jul 17, 2018

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Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



cheetah7071 posted:

He also taught us to change our laws as necessary to adapt and survive in a changing world though so maybe there will be a Rider king someday
Wow, I'm dumb af (and haven't read anything Gloriana related in some time).

Are we the Horse-Spawn?

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