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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Shoenin posted:

What the hell are you talking about Seff,

Drew = Rookie what

wookiee

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


It's pretty hosed up that the kid from Jingle All the Way grew up to work for WWE.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Drew should kick all their asses right now

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

fart blood posted:

Hulu Live keeps freezing and skipping back to the Roman/Lashley brawl.

It's like they want me to keep loving seeing it.

Hulu Live is so bad.

it knows what you did and you will be punished

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i dont understand dolph ziggler

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
"youre one of the greatest wrestlers to step in the ring"

"youre no dolph ziggler"


like yeah no duh u just said hes good, idiot

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
The idea of being excited for a guaranteed 30 minutes of Dolph Ziggler is baffling to me.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I was typing "dolph is good on the mic" literally as he hosed up.

I cursed dolph ziggler.

gently caress me.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
shlred of tuh tinyy

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I was typing "dolph is good on the mic" literally as he hosed up.

I cursed dolph ziggler.

gently caress me.

hes better than nia jax at least

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Dolph is me when they ask me to say something in a meeting.

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Feb 2, 2009



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A Philadelphia Legend
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Dolph just displayed the skill that makes him one of the most important wrestlers in Vince's company. He forgot what dignity is.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

MotU posted:

"youre one of the greatest wrestlers to step in the ring"

"youre no dolph ziggler"


like yeah no duh u just said hes good, idiot


pressedbunny posted:

The idea of being excited for a guaranteed 30 minutes of Dolph Ziggler is baffling to me.

Dolph can give awesome matches. Dolph can give poo poo matches. I'm pretty convinced it's how much they're loving him over in the back. He seems like one of those dudes who's really motivated by how the story is going on.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I was typing "dolph is good on the mic" literally as he hosed up.

I cursed dolph ziggler.

gently caress me.

you're doing god's work

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I hate all wrestling.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
didn't drew mcintyre get beaten by his wife and then fired for being beaten by his wife

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
This is starting to feel like they ran out of script and are filling time

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Did they script half this segment then go "hey you're on your own"

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Wheres the sheep fucker chants

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Baron Corbin posted:

didn't drew mcintyre get beaten by his wife and then fired for being beaten by his wife

much like jinder, since then he has discovered roids and that's all vince needs

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Baron Corbin posted:

didn't drew mcintyre get beaten by his wife and then fired for being beaten by his wife

Yep basically.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Shima Honnou posted:

you're doing god's work

I've been a minister almost 5 years. how did it take this long.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
oh my god they're still talking?

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Feb 2, 2009



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Seth was being pretty funny until the sheep-loving bit. I wonder if they let them go scriptless.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Le Saboteur posted:

Did they script half this segment then go "hey you're on your own"

they should do more scripts like that

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Dolph botching that and the boos getting louder and louder made me laugh so hard.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Le Saboteur posted:

Did they script half this segment then go "hey you're on your own"

Shima Honnou posted:

they should do more scripts like that

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
every time dolph says an insult they shoudl play his record scratch

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
WWE has resorted to calling people sheepfuckers out of nowhere for no reason.


Can someone please eliminate the loving writers already.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I'm going to hide my sheep from drew I guess?

Like was that the point of that? For me to worry about looking out in my pasture and there's some lamb on the ground with Drew's face?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Axel confusing Bo with the real Bray was the first worthwhile thing of the night

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one





Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Shoenin posted:

WWE has resorted to calling people sheepfuckers out of nowhere for no reason.


Can someone please eliminate the loving writers already.

The reason is he's foreign

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Goddamnit, America. The Welsh are the sheep-fuckers; the Scots just drink Irn Bru and get confused by vegetables.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Shoenin posted:

WWE has resorted to calling people sheepfuckers out of nowhere for no reason.


Can someone please eliminate the loving writers already.

And hire me.

I'd give you people strokes.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hire me I'd have Roman beat Bruno's record

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
in scotland, the husband is the one that's supposed to beat the wife, so drew must be some kind of sex pervert

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Feb 2, 2009



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I can't believe AJ is going to drop the title to Snickers

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
i would convert the entire raw set to a haunted pyramid and make the entire show about wrestling mummies

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

pressedbunny posted:

Goddamnit, America. The Welsh are the sheep-fuckers; the Scots just drink Irn Bru and get confused by vegetables.

i hear they also use bottles as knives, to fight each other

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