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What did the Ghost of Roddy Piper tell YOU?
This poll is closed.
What a Scotsman wears under his kilt 7 8.05%
Where to get bubblegum 6 6.90%
To put on the loving sunglasses 37 42.53%
Incoherent drunken rambling. Beautiful incoherent drunken rambling 37 42.53%
Total: 87 votes
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Saint Freak
Apr 15, 2007



I died on fleek, and so am cursed to roam the Earth forever, eternally on fleek...


Buglord

I ordered a dog tshirt and its gonna be here before Sunday and I'm gonna watch *checks notes* 30 minutes of Dolph Ziggler in it to really cement this bad decision.

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Phenix Rising
Oct 24, 2005

TOUGH GUUUUUY



I love how Kane jumps when the pyro goes off.

Also, re: lowest rated Raw in history. By what metric? How do we compare and get "lowest rated" numbers when the show has such an insanely long history back to the Manhattan Center days? Does the lowest rated thing just count the "modern era" whatever that is? Curious about just how badly this week did historically.

cavallingus
Apr 23, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Yeah, I find it hard to believe that last Monday's RAW had a lower rating than any of those pre-taped RAWs from the 90s

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007



Why does Team Hell No have the only legit good comedy in WWE? Not counting Breezango since the fashion files got canceled and fandango got his arm ripped off.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...


Blaise330 posted:

Paige is the prettiest person to ever be convinced that sheís hideous. Everything she does to cover up her imaginary ugliness backfires so hard.
To make the earlier slightly misleading comments clearer, she and Corey were joking around on Renee's podcast. It wasn't a "woe is me, I look like crazy Jacko" situation, it was a "haha I'm so pale" deal.
Her lip fillers and hair extensions came up after that, when they were talking about how ill Paige had been. She's not imagining faults; she wasted away so much she collapsed several times and she was losing her hair from malnutrition and stress. She sounded fully aware and realistic about the situation and seems pretty happy with her progress; it'll still be a while before she has fully recovered.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



Fun Shoe

Blaise330 posted:

Why does Team Hell No have the only legit good comedy in WWE? Not counting Breezango since the fashion files got canceled and fandango got his arm ripped off.
because this is the arbiter of what is and isnít funny

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"


Jerusalem posted:

Yeah, Roddy knew where to get gum, just not how to properly pace himself when it came to chewing it. It was literally his only flaw outside of the incredible amount of drug use.

I demand proof

Cavauro posted:

where did he get it in the first place, you little or big fucker?

I'll tie you in a knot fart boy

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

you're a flower. you're also a rainbow and a river. you are the manifestation of all perfection and i want to i don't fucking know, but you are fucking perfect


pressedbunny posted:

To make the earlier slightly misleading comments clearer, she and Corey were joking around on Renee's podcast. It wasn't a "woe is me, I look like crazy Jacko" situation, it was a "haha I'm so pale" deal.
Her lip fillers and hair extensions came up after that, when they were talking about how ill Paige had been. She's not imagining faults; she wasted away so much she collapsed several times and she was losing her hair from malnutrition and stress. She sounded fully aware and realistic about the situation and seems pretty happy with her progress; it'll still be a while before she has fully recovered.

that's fine but the lip fillers still look really bad

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!



he knows...


Is it fair to blame del rio for everything

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

My girlfriend identified the NSYNC lyric from across the room while not even paying attention to the TV before they mentioned it and laughed hysterically when they called him out on it. I thought that was a pretty funny segment.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

piss tape israel posted:

Yeah, I find it hard to believe that last Monday's RAW had a lower rating than any of those pre-taped RAWs from the 90s

Seriously... A quick google search shows that the ratings were lowest during the Monday Night War on 12/23/96 with a 1.5

http://www.wrestlescoop.com/informa...ro-ratings-war/

It went up against this Prime Time Lineup.


1 rating point = 970,000 TV households


I think it worth noting that WWE's fans are more engaged than any other fans, which is probably worth something
http://www.nielsen.com/us/en/top10s.html

Astro7x fucked around with this message at Jul 11, 2018 around 16:04

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold



Astro7x posted:

Seriously... A quick google search shows that the ratings were lowest during the Monday Night War on 12/23/966 with a 1.5

http://www.wrestlescoop.com/informa...ro-ratings-war/

It went up against this Prime Time Lineup.


1 rating point = 970,000 TV households


I think it worth noting that WWE's fans are more engaged than any other fans, which is probably worth something
http://www.nielsen.com/us/en/top10s.html

does the (r) mean re-run? because lmao if so

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!


Raskolnikov38 posted:

does the (r) mean re-run? because lmao if so

Yeah, it was the day before Christmas Eve, no network runs first-run programming during those pre-holiday periods when no one's going to be watching TV.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Ms. Money


https://twitter.com/MaeYoungClassic...078523436158976

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5A_9ZNLYUw

Someone check on Big E.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Lipstick Apathy


best theme

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

you're a flower. you're also a rainbow and a river. you are the manifestation of all perfection and i want to i don't fucking know, but you are fucking perfect


Daztek posted:

best theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdtyXVyeC8Q

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with



YESSSSSSSSSSS

She better loving come out to Spin the Bottle tho

Dr. Baker
Jan 25, 2012

The party of the first part gives the party of the second part and his associates full power to do with him at their pleasure. To rule, to send, to fetch, or carry him or his, be it either body, soul, flesh, blood or goods.


I hope Kaitlyn has a power bomb for a finish.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


Kaitlyn's the one that AJ accordioned herself for, right?

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the Direct of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame the joy of Sakurai?

Kaitlyn loving owns so I might watch the MYC2 now

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse


Wish I could be happier about this but she's associating herself with/Dating? noted piece of poo poo Mr.450

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...


Grimey Drawer

Troxartas posted:

Wish I could be happier about this but she's associating herself with/Dating? noted piece of poo poo Mr.450
She went to Puerto Rico last weekend and was on Snapchat holding hands with him

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Ms. Money


Dumb question but who is Mr. 450?

Phenix Rising
Oct 24, 2005

TOUGH GUUUUUY



FFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKK YES THIS RULES

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



DarkstarIV posted:

Dumb question but who is Mr. 450?

He's an indie guy that was accused of domestic abuse by his ex-girlfriend.

Mustafa Ali doesn't like him.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



I know this makes me a bad person but I just don't think Spin the Bottle is that great a theme

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


fart blood posted:

I know this makes me a bad person but I just don't think Spin the Bottle is that great a theme

Mods please ban this filth.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


Apparently Corey has a t-shirt now

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Facebook recommended a WWE group to me that has 315,000 members in it. Over the past day every other post is essentially about who will win on Sunday, Lashley or Roman. There are hundreds of comments to each post with people actually caring about who will win and commenting with who they want to win.

Guys... I think we're the wrong demographic for this show.

cavallingus
Apr 23, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


That shirt legitimately owns

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009



Is Corey a bigger fan of The Goddess or The Queen

Saint Freak
Apr 15, 2007



I died on fleek, and so am cursed to roam the Earth forever, eternally on fleek...


Buglord

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1016006349920931846


One way to not have to see Roman get crushed in votes is to uh, just not have him be an option I guess.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


VJeff posted:

Kaitlyn's the one that AJ accordioned herself for, right?

Let me check my files







Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


I hope Corey shills his shirt throughout the entire PPV.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

This is cyber bulling and I will not stand for it.


not really related to anything but this owns and made me very happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeUd8mZwOIo

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness


Saint Freak posted:

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1016006349920931846


One way to not have to see Roman get crushed in votes is to uh, just not have him be an option I guess.

Only a non main event match can steal the show.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009



Itís expected the main event will be the best of the show. Thatís why other matches have to steal it.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Fan of Britches

Roman vs Bob is gonna be bad. Maybe better than Brock vs Roman but still bad.

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness


bradzilla posted:

Roman vs Bob is gonna be bad. Maybe better than Brock vs Roman but still bad.

The Boston crowd was pretty into it but that may just have been crowds loving pull-aparts.

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VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


I don't get why pull-aparts always get over so big. What's so cool about two guys fighting for a bunch of 1-2 second intervals, then a bunch of dudes get in between them, then maybe one big spot at the end? Like, the segment is just 90% undercard guys going "CALM DOWN CALM DOWN"

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