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What did the Ghost of Roddy Piper tell YOU?
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What a Scotsman wears under his kilt 7 8.05%
Where to get bubblegum 6 6.90%
To put on the loving sunglasses 37 42.53%
Incoherent drunken rambling. Beautiful incoherent drunken rambling :shobon: 37 42.53%
Total: 87 votes
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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
We're the face and WWE RAW is the heel stamping on us forever.

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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

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Buglord

Accident Underwater posted:

After all that did they even announce a stipulation for Roman and Lashley?

Lumberjack match with Bob's sisters as the Lumberjacks. Lumber...janes?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

The_Rob posted:

Why do lashley and Roman hate each other so much?



The Yard only has space for like, maybe 2 normal-sized dogs. Or maybe even like 4+ small dogs? Like a bunch of chihuahuas or something. That's totally acceptable for The Yard.

But these dogs...oh my god these dogs...they're so large you guys. So unimaginably large that only 1 of these dogs can barely fit in The Yard as it is, and 2 is quite frankly completely out of the question.



Why doesn't Vince buy a bigger The Yard? We don't have all the answers yet.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Benne posted:

How many of them will actually be remembered in a week

Hmm, how often do Botchamanias come out?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I'm glad Paige gets a nice safe desk job instead of being out in the ring getting paralyzed by Sasha Banks

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Incessant Excess posted:

Lowest rated Raw in history :toot:


So far

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I ordered a dog tshirt and its gonna be here before Sunday and I'm gonna watch *checks notes* 30 minutes of Dolph Ziggler in it to really cement this bad decision.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1016006349920931846


One way to not have to see Roman get crushed in votes is to uh, just not have him be an option I guess.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Writer Cath posted:

Nakamura vs. Carmella will be an interesting feud.

https://i.imgur.com/E1ucS8f.gifv

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

I like that they somehow had an even more outrageous cell phone than Paul's on hand.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Did you know Roman Reigns has an entire wikipedia page about how people don't like him? That's...kinda impressive really.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persona_and_reception_of_Roman_Reigns

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
He's got them by the balls. They need Daniel Bryan because he's on their A-show.


That's right. Total Bellas.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Vince has Alzheimer's and no one noticed because they're all afraid to question him.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Have you considered that ketchup is a very important tool for tricking literal children into eating food.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I'm sorry but Asuka must die so Becky can live.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Becky Lynch has multiple pairs of steampunk goggles on the eshop and one pair is on sale and the other isn't. Thanks Vince.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

TV Zombie posted:

Now that you mention it...what is Seth's gimmick?

People like him. The rarest gimmick of all.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Oh man my big dog shirt came in time for the PPV. Bow wow wow my yard, etc.

https://i.imgur.com/abGC0oA.jpg

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
11 hours of wrestling tonight capped off with THE BIG DOG ROMAN REIGNS is like some loving monkey paw bullshit.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Baron Corbin posted:

can like, one thing, go the way we want. can one aspect of this company go in the right direction. can we get one thing. one.

They got rid of Cass. That's the one thing you get for the year.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Sorry I'm using next year's wish to bring back that dope WM ramp.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I got Ember Moon Moon :/

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Uh, did you just clothesline your opponent without submitting a Form I-3925 F Revision 3 - Intent To Clothesline?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
"Ellsworth's chin allows him to slide between those bars"

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
It's Carmella all the way down.


Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I can't wait for the Botchamania Buzzer Count Collection

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

EugeneJ posted:

WWE has conditioned us to enjoy the Royal Rumble more than anything else

Twice a year, even!

I hear it's the Greatest

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Tune in next time to find out how Vince is going to punish the very concept of keeping time

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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Like, to lose the clock and still keep doing coordinated countdowns at completely random times is some loving high level heckling. I'm glad they pulled it together and didn't just resort to beachballs or whatever.

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