These are some great kids books

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Yeah it seemed like it but not exactly works for me

What The Font found a semi close match, Lemonade ICG

http://www.fontpalace.com/font-details/Lemonade+ICG/

# ? Jul 11, 2018 00:13

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:31

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Who Was Doobie

# ? Jul 11, 2018 01:26

lol if you: Jun 29, 2004; I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

What Are Birds?

# ? Jul 11, 2018 01:53

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

lol if you posted:

What Are Birds?

i am the broken brained tortoise.

# ? Jul 11, 2018 02:17

Nice Guy Patron: Jun 29, 2015

Are Shrimp Pastries?

# ? Jul 11, 2018 03:33

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Dapper_Swindler posted:

they made a poo poo ton of "a terrible thing happend" books.

So if you go further back in time the heads were even loving bigger!

# ? Jul 11, 2018 04:00

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Dixville posted:

Lmfao

So if you go further back in time the heads were even loving bigger!

you should see pope Francis.

# ? Jul 11, 2018 04:04

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

It's like body horror.

# ? Jul 11, 2018 04:04

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

"What was the trail of tears?"

"What were the Japanese interrent camps?"

"What was the Dresden bombing?"

# ? Jul 11, 2018 04:08

client: Aug 19, 2010

lol eleanor roosevelt looking like a racist cartoon of a chinese person

# ? Jul 11, 2018 04:18

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"Who Framed Rodger Rabbit"

# ? Jul 11, 2018 04:21

lol if you: Jun 29, 2004; I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

How Many Pies?

# ? Jul 11, 2018 04:24

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

client posted:

lol eleanor roosevelt looking like a racist cartoon of a chinese person

hahahahahaha

holy gently caress

# ? Jul 11, 2018 04:28

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Who was Radium?

What was SegaKiller?

Dad gay, so what?

# ? Jul 11, 2018 04:30

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

It's like body horror.

yeah, he probably eats kids or some poo poo. like gently caress me. i loved these books but the cover art is loving creepy/baffling as gently caress.

# ? Jul 11, 2018 04:58

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

What would the "Who is David Byrne?" cover look like? A normal man, a man in a big suit AND head? I'm so confused.

# ? Jul 11, 2018 05:02

XYZAB: Jun 29, 2003; HNNNNNGG!!

client posted:

lol eleanor roosevelt looking like a racist cartoon of a chinese person

More like Lonald Leagan amirite

# ? Jul 11, 2018 05:02

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Dapper_Swindler posted:

you should see pope Francis.

Good God

# ? Jul 11, 2018 05:06

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

client posted:

lol eleanor roosevelt looking like a racist cartoon of a chinese person

jesus. like Eleanor wasn't a natalie dormer attractive but christ, she didnt look like weird monster racist caricatures from the gilded age. i mean i get stylizing but lol.

# ? Jul 11, 2018 05:43

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Handen posted:

More like Lonald Leagan amirite

nope.

this was. he already hit the dementia stage too.

# ? Jul 11, 2018 05:48

Kak: Sep 27, 2002

Dapper_Swindler posted:

ahahahah

# ? Jul 11, 2018 06:14

Hemingway To Go!: Nov 10, 2008; im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
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someone cut out the heads and put them in one picture

# ? Jul 11, 2018 06:27

R.L. Stine: Oct 19, 2007; welcome to dead gay house

# ? Jul 11, 2018 06:41

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What was Bhengazi

# ? Jul 11, 2018 06:54

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Gridlocked posted:

What was Bhengazi

Who Was Vilerat

# ? Jul 11, 2018 06:54

Kak: Sep 27, 2002

What is COINTELPRO?

# ? Jul 11, 2018 07:00

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

# ? Jul 11, 2018 07:17

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

DoombatINC posted:

Hahaha

What is somethingawful.com

# ? Jul 11, 2018 10:40

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

R.L. Stine posted:

Hahaha, lolling online

Her head would never explode though, just keep on growing.

# ? Jul 11, 2018 13:25

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Linux Pirate posted:

What would the "Who is David Byrne?" cover look like? A normal man, a man in a big suit AND head? I'm so confused.

"Where is my beautiful house? Who is my beautiful wife?"

# ? Jul 11, 2018 14:45

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Dapper_Swindler posted:

nope.

this was. he already hit the dementia stage too.

Clearly a fake. The horse's head should be the size of a Chrysler.

# ? Jul 11, 2018 14:47

KrunkMcGrunk: Jul 2, 2007; Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

What was MKULTRA?

What is The Klan?

Who was The Zodiac Killer?

# ? Jul 11, 2018 14:53

KrunkMcGrunk: Jul 2, 2007; Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

Who was Brian Peppers?

# ? Jul 11, 2018 14:54

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

KrunkMcGrunk posted:

Who was The Zodiac Killer?

Please use Ted Cruz's photo for the cover

# ? Jul 11, 2018 15:09

Jihad Me At Hello: Apr 23, 2002; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

What were humans?

Wait, will robots read books?

# ? Jul 11, 2018 15:15

ThndrShk2k: Nov 3, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo; Bread Liar

# ? Jul 11, 2018 17:09

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

They haven't made a trump one yet, but i honestly havent seen many kids books on trump outside the chudosphere. its probably because what are you gonna say? "he is rich guy who is giant piece of poo poo and he beat another piece of poo poo with through bigotry and dumbassery and now is killing the country"

# ? Jul 11, 2018 17:28