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Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...

You drat kids get off my lawn! There ainít no pokemans here.

48 anos on this here Earth. Surprise kiddos, it has always sucked. Just ask Genesplicer.

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Android Lust
Sep 2, 2012



Happy birthday Richard Cabeza. Have a good one.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges


48? wow, that's like 3 in years that I care

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002


Better get working on that bucketlist.

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

rumps??

Sweet you can buy beer for the rest of us

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

I've got a home for
Bloggers Let's exchange
ideas,stories and photos
with friendly writers
and editors.


Pillbug

I much prefer the anus tradition to the candles, personally.

Thursday Next
Jan 11, 2004

FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

Happy birthday, dickhead!

Joe Mama Poonana
Sep 12, 2014



Richard Cabeza posted:

You drat kids get off my lawn! There ainít no pokemans here.

48 anos on this here Earth. Surprise kiddos, it has always sucked. Just ask Genesplicer.

don't forget to share your old man prostate issues with us

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Cat Army
2nd Battalion
CONSCRIPT



ANd look what you are doing with your life right now...

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.





Today is my 31st birthday! Been on this dead gay forum for more than a decade.

lol but seriously I
Feb 24, 2007

lol but seriously I Feb 24, 2007


Slippery Tilde

so like death is just constantly waving his hands inches from your face saying "not touching, you can't do poo poo, not touching" right?

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

rumps??

lol but seriously I posted:

so like death is just constantly waving his hands inches from your face saying "not touching, you can't do poo poo, not touching" right?

I like to imagine Death as a big spider who screams at you in French.

Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...

Better yet, as I am traveling through New York State, I bought LOTTERY tickets for tonight Mega Millions.

Same lottery as in my beloved home of Virginia (yes, my family owned slaves) but tix from New York have a greater chance of winning.

Suck it, Poors!

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008



Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017



lol but seriously I posted:

so like death is just constantly waving his hands inches from your face saying "not touching, you can't do poo poo, not touching" right?

This is true for everyone

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless


Happy Birthday

Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002

Ask me about my teeny tiny weenie

Alas, fourty-eight years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable hobbits.

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard



whattup fellow crab my bd is in two days. let's party

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Cat Army
2nd Battalion
CONSCRIPT



OP hasn't had a probation in over ten years. living the clean life OP

Splatmaster
Aug 15, 2007


HAIKOOLIGAN


Fun Shoe

Happy Birthday, OP! and congo rats on your AV being fixed, Burt!

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

I am gently caressed by my SAnta


Fun Shoe

Wow you were old already back when this website started.

BloodRed
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.

Fallen Rib

as an old man how do you feel about the direction the world is heading?

do you think things are better or worse than when you were, say, 20?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

you share a birthday with Raffi he turned 70 today

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

500 GOOD DOGS/COMFY FLEECE SWEATER ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

I reached level 36 on Saturday. Iím hoping by the time I reach level 48 we finally have holodecks

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!


haha iím not even 30 yet. my balls are virile.

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS

Happy Birthday Richard Cabrera

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest


i thought butthole in spanish was culo. In any case, congrats OP you are one year away from joining the Four Stroke Gang

HatJudge
Oct 11, 2012

Not a hat


Fun Shoe

Good job. Not everyone makes it past 47.

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007


Happy birthday old guy. It's a good day to be alive!

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

ensign dwarf, set a course for getting blitzed the fuck out

warp factor nine

happy birthday, DICK!

Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...

BloodRed posted:

as an old man how do you feel about the direction the world is heading?

do you think things are better or worse than when you were, say, 20?

Depends on the area. In general there is a lot that is worse, some like tech that makes life easier. So like a convenient nightmare.

Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...

dee eight posted:

whattup fellow crab my bd is in two days. let's party

Cancer FTW. You never hear that.

Happy upcoming birthday, July buddy!

Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...

Burt Sexual posted:

OP hasn't had a probation in over ten years. living the clean life OP

Iíve certainly got my 10bux worth.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


july birthday people are the best
me, my wife, and my dog are all july
my birthday is the same as the atom bomb's

hemanoncrack
Jan 23, 2003


Well now you make me feel like a youngster and only 42. Maybe we can have Lowtax make a sub forum for us older gentlepeople so we can nap while all these drat KIDS KEEP PLAYING LOUD MUSIC AND PLAYING FORKKNIFE!

Edit - Holy crap. I've been coming here for over 15 years? Not only is the internet stupid, but I'm pretty sure I am too. I'll bet nobody even cares if you have stairs anymore.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007



Happy birthday!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ_ZQkV58Cc

Bath Tubs
Aug 6, 2013



I turned 24 on July 1st, you are twice my age old man!!!

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016


What's with us olds on sa? What planet is this?

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Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016


I'm 50. Everybody feel young and superior to me. This is my contribution to gbs.

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