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I think yhe furthest archaeologists were able to descend into the then lapis coffin was when someone jokingly decided to bring the featureless flint bust along on their rappel.
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I hope its filled with single unmatched socks. *The discovery of the millennium*
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Jul 11, 2018 17:51
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What if it's just some corpse? Booo
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hey, i'm posting in here, do not disturb!
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if they do xray screening and the screen shows a humanoid figure inside banging its hands on the lid what would they do
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Jul 11, 2018 17:53
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It's going to be a dead Thai kid and turn out it was Elon Musk's lovely murder sub.
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Jul 11, 2018 17:58
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are we sure this isn't the ancient egyptian version of this 
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Stexils posted:if they do xray screening and the screen shows a humanoid figure inside banging its hands on the lid what would they do Considering X-rays are only effective within ~2 meters there won't be much to see w/r/t who's doing the banging, or more accurately, the pulsing
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Alright, alright everybody settle down. I'll memorize Detect Evil tonight and cast it first thing in the morning.
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Former DILF posted:Does it predate Alexander? That was my first thought. Alexander's body was moved from Memphis to Alexandria during the date range they're attributing to the site. That would be something, to finally find him.
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Jul 11, 2018 18:06
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Did they open it yet? Is it an antediluvian?
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According to my friend who's an expert on curses, this is extremely cursed.
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Please be more E.T. cartridges
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:are we sure this isn't the ancient egyptian version of this That was my thought too. Looking forward to contracting facemelting disease!!
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Collapsing Farts posted:What if it's just some corpse? Booo We're all just a corpse in the future 
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Verisimilidude posted:whatever's inside, I hope it kills us all 
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Jul 11, 2018 18:19
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Burt Sexual posted:Well loving open it! They are probably going to put together international committees that will take a year just to decide what scans to do. Archeology is lame.
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Jul 11, 2018 18:21
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and it’s a race between Islamic extremists Mad Max style to see which faction can destroy this bit of history first
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LordArgh posted:the goa' uld inside might still be alive if the sarcophagus is still powered I was thinking more En Sabbah Nur, but this is good too.
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Jul 11, 2018 18:33
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i want the jewelry and gems that are inside
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Jul 11, 2018 18:36
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Hector Beerlioz posted:i want the jewelry and gems that are inside Good luck grabbing them before the howling skeleton flays you Hope your family can tell you came back from your Egypt trip a little... different
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Myron Baloney posted:That was my first thought. Alexander's body was moved from Memphis to Alexandria during the date range they're attributing to the site. That would be something, to finally find him. All kidding about the massive black sarcophagus and accompanying featureless alabaster head aside, that would be very cool if it was the case. How many really famous ancient people are there that we know exactly where their bones are?
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ContraBoss posted:Please be more E.T. cartridges It would own if as a part of a marketing scheme someone managed to bury this thing to hype some kickstarter for the next Serious Sam game or something
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Jul 11, 2018 18:54
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In the sarcophagus, there's a single naked dude who's butthole is just getting destroyed by a never-ending stream of those haunted scarab beetles.
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d3c0y2 posted:It's going to be a dead Thai kid and turn out it was Elon Musk's lovely murder sub. Leave it to Musk to try and build a submarine and end up with a lovely time machine.
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UltraRed posted:Did they open it yet? Is it an antediluvian? Unless you think the flood in the story of Noah's ark happened between 300bc and today then... No. No it's not antediluvian
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Rad-daddio posted:In the sarcophagus, there's a single naked dude who's butthole is just getting destroyed by a never-ending stream of those haunted scarab beetles. and to think in this degenerate modern world i cant have this done to me
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It's gonna be a legendary axe but with an int roll and low crit.
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Do we get to take turns in the sarcophagus after it opens? I call next thousand years!
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Phy posted:All kidding about the massive black sarcophagus and accompanying featureless alabaster head aside, that would be very cool if it was the case. How many really famous ancient people are there that we know exactly where their bones are? How do they prove it is him? I know nothing about this poo poo.
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Burt Sexual posted:How do they prove it is him? I know nothing about this poo poo. I assume he'd be buried with his wallet and ID.
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Jul 11, 2018 19:16
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it's probably just some loving rich midget's coffin
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Stexils posted:and to think in this degenerate modern world i cant have this done to me If you have a fetlife account, some large diameter plastic tubing, container of mail order ladybugs and a funnel I think you could get pretty close. Play your cards right and you could cam it and actually make money in the endeavor.
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Jul 11, 2018 19:17
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Do they have robots for opening these sort of things? Operated from a bunker of course.
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Hopefully it will provide some clarification on ancient astronauts or aliens
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what if... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHWs3c3YNs4
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since we're talking about ancient Egypt I heard a joke at the park the other day; did you know the pyramids were designed to be hexagons but you know Jews and how they like to cut corners (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Hector Beerlioz posted:since we're talking about ancient Egypt I heard a joke at the park the other day; did you know the pyramids were designed to be hexagons but you know Jews and how they like to cut corners Where's the joke, douchebag?
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