How do you clean your ass?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > How do you clean your ass?

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Pull my buttcheeks apart, rub some soap in there until it's good and lathered, then let the warm water run over my anus. I'm not gay, but the warm water on my anus does make me wuestion it sometimes :feelsgood:

E. Oh, he meant on the toilet. Embrace the spigot, buddy. Way better than what I had to do when I lived in India (basically, use a ladle to pour water down my asscrack).