How do you clean your ass?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > How do you clean your ass?

Nutsngum: Oct 9, 2004; I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

A carefully chosen array of varying grit whetstones adorned my bathroom floor. Simply dragging my buttocks across them hones my sphincter to a mirror polish.

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