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ELO Musk
May 9, 2010

Look, I eat them all the time, just trust me.


Ramrod XTreme

Have you considered windshield washer fluid? The downsides are it causes blindness but the advantages include not being able to see yourself get fatter and uglier as well as having streak free underwear.

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ELO Musk
May 9, 2010

Look, I eat them all the time, just trust me.


Ramrod XTreme

Is your skin absorbent? If you have bad skin it can betray you by putting too much into your system while bathing. Swap to dry soaps and a mixture of sand and water to keep it svelte.

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