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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Kak posted:

Fresh honey with the bees still on it

Yeah Iím gonna go with that over eau de septic corpse.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Drink piss out of an rear end in a top hat.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Welp turns out old honey buns is a retard after all. Caused a heat gain and ruptured my hot water tank. And all because he wanted to assert his dominance over the thoroughly vetted ex-kgb guy with the better solution to the problem that had a neutral reaction and made no heat. None of this is would have been a problem in the first place if people didnít gently caress around and try to impose some godlike judgement on some stupid grunt on that should have been a clean out and not a week long problem for me.

And, as it turns out, if anyone gets hurt fixing this thing old honey buns is gonna join the septic gruntman in holy matrimony until the flesh rots and no longer carries a load.

ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at Jul 13, 2018 around 15:40

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Oh hey look at me Iím mr macabre. The pleasure of someoneís suffering is totally worth all of these problems, just set it and forget it. I thought I could go 2, maybe 3 days without another person loving up in some way that results in yet another serious functional impairment in my life but no, we live in a monkey see monkey do world and everyone gets a piece of the action even if they gently caress up and donít do it right and then more people gently caress up and make more problems and then more people have to fix those problems and in the end the correct solution was NOT TO gently caress WITH poo poo IN THE FIRST loving PLACE, EVER. If I have to go through this kind of poo poo one more time fools are just gonna drop, no questions. Itís literally like thereís an algorithm out there that makes people make the worst decisions they can possibly make in any circumstance.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Hey Iím not the rear end in a top hat who keeps letting all these kgb assholes into the bloods, but that organization has some serious integrity problems and the tests people usually apply to police are not effective for foreign intelligence. Better fix the gently caress up. People can be totally vetted and not on payroll for years and just pick up an intelligence contract, domestic or foreign, if they are hard up for cash or some kind of out from their lifestyle.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Nothing like going through medical procedures where youíre making GBS threads out pulverized bone and necrotic intestine portions and not being able to take a shower or actually go out and eat or do anything. Hahahaha prank boys!

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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numberoneposter posted:

my bottle of orange juice says 100% juice dumb rear end

whatís a ďjuice dumbassĒ?

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