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vudan
Dec 11, 2010
Also, wasn't minecraft hugely successful before mojang hired? Sure he could afford to be more generous to employees, but I'm not sure they are simply entitled to a slice of the fat sad mans pie.

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ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
He also gave them all like a million bucks or whatever, which is kind of a lot of money and definitely enough to retire on if you don't buy a mansion or be retarded

so people being mad about Notch's billions is just another form of whataboutism or something

he's still a racist and kinda pathetic though

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

ante posted:

He also gave them all like a million bucks or whatever, which is kind of a lot of money and definitely enough to retire on if you don't buy a mansion or be retarded

so people being mad about Notch's billions is just another form of whataboutism or something

he's still a racist and kinda pathetic though

No he gave them all 50 grand and kept untold millions for himself

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

curlys gold posted:

tootsie rolls, chocolate coins, and off-brand jelly beans? new money scrub

but he also has chocolate wonderfalls

it really speaks to his golden corral mindset, and waistline

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
the only thing i can find is he gave 3 million back to the 25 employees at the time in 2011 or whatever. i can’t find anything about him paying out after the buy out but maybe my google skills are lacking

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Bogus Adventure posted:

All the man-rear end, that is
You say that like it's a bad thing

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
I think Notch sucks!

Lena Dunham
Sep 19, 2017

ante posted:

He also gave them all like a million bucks or whatever, which is kind of a lot of money and definitely enough to retire on if you don't buy a mansion or be retarded


Lol no its not

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Seriously, where are people getting this idea that a million dollars is big money now? It's a decent amoutn of money but no 30-something person is going to live their whole liff off it short of moving to Bangladesh or something

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Seriously, where are people getting this idea that a million dollars is big money now? It's a decent amoutn of money but no 30-something person is going to live their whole liff off it short of moving to Bangladesh or something

Read somewhere that 1 mil in the bank generates about 70k interest a year. Are my unchecked facts wrong?

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Robokomodo posted:

Read somewhere that 1 mil in the bank generates about 70k interest a year. Are my unchecked facts wrong?

Yeh, I'm pretty sure I could live the rest of my life off 1m.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Robokomodo posted:

Read somewhere that 1 mil in the bank generates about 70k interest a year. Are my unchecked facts wrong?

Yes

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

Please show me to the bank where I can get a 7% return on investment with no risk

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

house of the dad posted:

Please show me to the bank where I can get a 7% return on investment with no risk

The Wellington fund has averaged 7.99% since it’s inception in 1929. Just have to have enough that you can ride out the downturns.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

A million bucks lets you do a job you want to do for the rest of your life because the paltry 3% you get from a savings account can keep you going. Smart investing will make the so you don't have to work again.

Then again, according to gbs that puts you first in line for the guillotine, so I don't know why people are encouraging people to become people they hate.

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
I just googled Notch and :laffo: what a sad, fat, little man. He is even a card carrying member of Mensa and wears a fedora and black fat suit.

Terminally online people spend money on candy rooms and ball rooms.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ilmucche posted:

the paltry 3% you get from a savings account can keep you going

it can't really because inflation

you could make a mil work but you'd need to not hit a major downturn in the first decade probably

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Moridin920 posted:

it can't really because inflation

you could make a mil work but you'd need to not hit a major downturn in the first decade probably

this is what everyone keeps saying but then many americans have put up with a minimum wage that hasn't really increased substantially in decades and they live on their 30k/year just fine. they aren't able to save money these days but if you're already sitting on a million then you aren't worried about that

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i might strap on the old gumboots, & hit the old open road, off the grid, free as a Bird; with a lute full of Swears

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

The White Dragon posted:

this is what everyone keeps saying but then many americans have put up with a minimum wage that hasn't really increased substantially in decades and they live on their 30k/year just fine. they aren't able to save money these days but if you're already sitting on a million then you aren't worried about that

most live paycheck to paycheck or in deep debt though

Look I said it could work :shrug: You just have to husband it carefully and actually reinvest a good bit of the interest. Interest is taxed as regular income, too.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

The White Dragon posted:

this is what everyone keeps saying but then many americans have put up with a minimum wage that hasn't really increased substantially in decades and they live on their 30k/year just fine. they aren't able to save money these days but if you're already sitting on a million then you aren't worried about that

when the guy said you could retire on 1 mil I don't think he was envisioning someone willfully choosing to live the rest of their life like someone on 30k/year, don't be obtuse

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
tbh people are running with it way more than intended, the point is that they got a whole lot of money for a couple years worth of work maybe?

although I didn't fact check myself maybe the dude who says it was much less is right idk

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Seriously, where are people getting this idea that a million dollars is big money now? It's a decent amoutn of money but no 30-something person is going to live their whole liff off it short of moving to Bangladesh or something

yes they absolutely could. if you can't live an entire life on a million dollars you are a profligate idiot.

once you have that much money if you're at all frugal you are set for life. mansion and ferrari set? no, not at all, but set for a reasonable lifestyle, plus a permanent income from investments and interest.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

also yeah

a) notch didn't install the candy room, it was a feature of the house to entice rich idiot buyers (and it worked), but it wasn't his personal project or anything
b) he paid the ex mojang people a LOT of money that they had no legal entitlement to
c) he's still an rear end in a top hat for other reasons

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
"But Charlie, don’t forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted."
"What happened?"
"He lived goonily ever after."

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
notch is not a friend of the worker, he fled his country to dodge socialism-tier taxes after using them to live the government-subsidized life. a class traitor just like lljk rowling

Mr.Tophat posted:

"But Charlie, don’t forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted."
"What happened?"
"He lived lonelyily ever after."

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Android Blues posted:

yes they absolutely could. if you can't live an entire life on a million dollars you are a profligate idiot.

once you have that much money if you're at all frugal you are set for life. mansion and ferrari set? no, not at all, but set for a reasonable lifestyle, plus a permanent income from investments and interest.

Expect 4% returns annually, taxed at 15%, leaving you with $34,000 yearly. Thats not very much money to me but maybe you have low expectations for your life.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Expect 4% returns annually, taxed at 15%, leaving you with $34,000 yearly. Thats not very much money to me but maybe you have low expectations for your life.
4% is a safe withdrawal rate, but chances are you'll do better than that on your returns. It really depends on where you are in life when you get the money. A 20 year old getting a million bucks will most likely be broke by 30. A 40 year old getting a million bucks would most likely be pretty comfortable. The biggest key is to NOT TOUCH THAT PRINCIPAL FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN!

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Notch is my boyfriend, he's gonna buy me a gilded M&M room and none of you are invited :cool:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Hometown Slime Queen posted:

Notch is my boyfriend, he's gonna buy me a gilded M&M room and none of you are invited :cool:

joke's on you, casa del notche is like the hotel california

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Who wears a fedora in 2018? I mean, this guy definitely has the rugged physique of someone who spends time in front of a monitor.

Why would this educated person deliberately go to a store, and buy and then wear something that transforms them into a lovely meme?

I don't think the over billing was a mistake. I think the Prius he was riding in became sentient out of rage and tried to bully him for his lunch money.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Rad-daddio posted:

Who wears a fedora in 2018? I mean, this guy definitely has the rugged physique of someone who spends time in front of a monitor.

Why would this educated person deliberately go to a store, and buy and then wear something that transforms them into a lovely meme?

There's a very specific kind of person that these hats are marketed to.


Like what kind of rear end in a top hat shops at a store literally called, "KNOWLEDGE." That's your answer.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

the best own on notch was when he gave $10,000 to AGDQ and when his name was announced, nobody in the audience clapped

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

The White Dragon posted:

There's a very specific kind of person that these hats are marketed to.


Like what kind of rear end in a top hat shops at a store literally called, "KNOWLEDGE." That's your answer.

I guess EUPHORIA was already taken

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Expect 4% returns annually, taxed at 15%, leaving you with $34,000 yearly. Thats not very much money to me but maybe you have low expectations for your life.

buddy of mine who lives in kc had to go without meals and pass a hat around to friends for an $80 outpatient surgery and $8 worth of antibiotics. and that's someone who lives in a house that has been paid in full for three generations, with zero debt of any kind. and the only non-minimum wage job anywhere on the kansas side of the border is corrections officer at one of the many, many prisons which is not only selling your soul to the devil but also actively risking your own life and that of your entire family as well.

you really cannot possibly overstate how hosed up wealth disparity in america is.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

The White Dragon posted:

There's a very specific kind of person that these hats are marketed to.


Like what kind of rear end in a top hat shops at a store literally called, "KNOWLEDGE." That's your answer.

This store seems almost too on the nose. It's like some kind of strange front ran by a team of anthropologists to catalog and tag pseudo-intellectual man babies.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

The White Dragon posted:

Like what kind of rear end in a top hat shops at a store literally called, "KNOWLEDGE." That's your answer.

I want to see that kind of dude get his neckbeard literally ripped off.

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

notch may own a million dollar house but he lives rent free in the heads of goons

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

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The White Dragon posted:

There's a very specific kind of person that these hats are marketed to.


Like what kind of rear end in a top hat shops at a store literally called, "KNOWLEDGE." That's your answer.

Since the signs around it are all in japanese, I expect the same people who buy shoes from a store called "NEGRO"

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
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I bet he pronounces his name in that really posh English way of "Eeen" and whenever an American calls him "Ian" he responds "Eeen" and crosses his arms.

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