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WatermelonGun posted:this thread is IG-88 pages E: well IG-89 pages now
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 11:49 |
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JediTalentAgent posted:Episode 9 will end with Finn telling every stormtrooper to overthrow the leaders of the First Order and seize control with slogans such as, "If they don't wear a helmet, send them to Hell, mate!" chanted at gatherings and on porgaganda posters.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 15:23 |
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Rey's baby is actually Kylo's through their astral force loving but it travels through time and lands in Shmi. That's how Rey is related to the Skywalkers and Kylo is his own (great) grandpa.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 17:25 |
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The 9th will end with finn saying I don't want any more if these.. Star wars ... And the camera slowly moves in close up on his face (he is crying)
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 18:20 |
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I hope that they kill spock again in the next star wars
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# ? Nov 1, 2018 07:36 |
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i havent watched the whole show. does voyager ever make it back to coruscant
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# ? Nov 1, 2018 07:39 |
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i thought coruscant was one of the planets destroyed by that big alien ship that sings whale songs like a bunch of nazis were on that ship and then it shot a bunch of big lasers and one of the planets blown up by those lasers was for sure coruscant and then they had to go back in time to save the whales to prevent that from happening, but they couldn't because star wars has no time travel that would be loving dumb (even if going back in time to save the whales was definitely, unironically the best stars trek movie)
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# ? Nov 1, 2018 07:43 |
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jimmyjams posted:i havent watched the whole show. does voyager ever make it back to coruscant No, it was blown up in the reboot by Dark Vader's son, Kyle Vader. QuarkJets posted:the best stars trek movie MODS???? Backweb fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Nov 1, 2018 |
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QuarkJets posted:star wars has no time travel quote:that would be loving dumb quote:going back in time to save the whales was definitely, unironically the best stars trek movie
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# ? Nov 1, 2018 12:42 |
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# ? Nov 1, 2018 13:04 |
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Mooey Cow posted:It does now, in that one cartoon they apparently went back in time and saved a popular character from the other cartoon so they could be in their cartoon as well. It was green Jedi girl whoa name I've briefly forgotten.. she was the break out character of the series and died at vaders hand just after learning who he really was. It was a much antisipated and talked about moment which was well executed. But.. they made the death suggestive and off screen, so the dorks didn't get it and argued she was maybe still alive because we didn't see Vader split her from head to toe. Then Disney thought gently caress it, take the loot, and invented time travel portals. (Which will of course never be mentioned again)
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 08:07 |
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I just thought of a slight edit that maybe could have fixed a few things in 'The Plan' that doesn't make everyone look like idiots. The plan to sneak into the First Order ship. No Rose on the adventure: Just Finn and Poe. It's top secret job that they get permission from Leia to do. Time is of the essence, they need to move now, etc. BUT, after they start their mission, Leia is put out of commission in the attack. Poe/Finn have ZERO idea of the plan that Holdo is making, Holdo has zero idea of Leia's plan with Poe/Finn to disable the tracker. I almost think that would solve some of the problems. You remove the pointless Poe coup, you remove Poe being a (constant) gently caress up, you have Holdo making her choices for the fleet based on the limited intel she has.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 08:54 |
uh you understand that originally the plan was that finn and poe go off and do things, but rian johnson claimed he added rose late in production because, in his opinion, finn and poe were the same character rose, holdo, the mutiny -- that was all a late addition to the script.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 09:15 |
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agree with previous poster who said TLJ should have focused on kylo becoming good and rey becoming evil. oh well it's still better than return of the jedi
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 09:59 |
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JediTalentAgent posted:I just thought of a slight edit that maybe could have fixed a few things in 'The Plan' that doesn't make everyone look like idiots. The plan to sneak into the First Order ship. No Rose on the adventure: Just Finn and Poe. It's top secret job that they get permission from Leia to do. Time is of the essence, they need to move now, etc. but if you did it like that we would not learn a valuable lesson about toxic masculinity. at that point why not just rewrite the whole script to be a good movie?
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 11:51 |
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 13:40 |
lucas i have tgeh high ground lol *lights spliff and pulls on yogas airhorn*
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 13:46 |
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Lmao
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 19:43 |
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Honestly the whole dumb Holdo plot would've worked if you deleted Holdo and gave her role to Leia. Instead of stupid Mary Poppins poo poo Leia gets an epic-as-gently caress sendoff and there's no complaining about how hyperspace ramming hasn't been done before because you can just wave it off with "you need the force or you'll miss" or something. Also because of the gravitas Leia has with the audience her butting heads with Poe reads as intended.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 21:51 |
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Hra Mormo posted:Honestly the whole dumb Holdo plot would've worked if you deleted Holdo and gave her role to Leia. Instead of stupid Mary Poppins poo poo Leia gets an epic-as-gently caress sendoff and there's no complaining about how hyperspace ramming hasn't been done before because you can just wave it off with "you need the force or you'll miss" or something. Also because of the gravitas Leia has with the audience her butting heads with Poe reads as intended. they couldn't do that because carrie fisher was to high all the time to play an important role. it should have been admiral akbar
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 21:53 |
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It upsets me that plot holes can be easily corrected by a bunch of assholes online on something as well supported as a Disney SW movie.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 22:03 |
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Rutibex posted:it should have been admiral akbar That would’ve been awesome imho
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 22:07 |
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504 posted:It upsets me that plot holes can be easily corrected by a bunch of assholes online on something as well supported as a Disney SW movie. Yeah it's pretty goddamn sloppy lmao
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 22:17 |
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its almost as if the movie was rushed and crapped out just to exploit the thirst of star wars fans
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 22:21 |
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star wars has sucked for 35 years.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 22:23 |
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Hell Yeah posted:star wars [films] have sucked for 35 years. Cartoons are still pretty solid. So are a couple of the comics.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 22:26 |
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no, i said it right the first time.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 22:27 |
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 23:48 |
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Fucken LOL, this is the best one of these so far.
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# ? Nov 3, 2018 00:51 |
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Rutibex posted:they couldn't do that because carrie fisher was to high all the time to play an important role. it should have been admiral akbar Honestly, it's something you might expect from a military genius that has no other alternative. Also since he's a character that most people know (and like) it would have been a more meaningful sacrifice.
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# ? Nov 3, 2018 01:23 |
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Milkfred E. Moore posted:uh I actually wasn't aware of that, but now that you say it, it maybe that's why it seems like it makes sense. Poe and Finn going to Casino World might have been a bit better as they seemed to have a bit of a Han/Luke relationship thing going on. Poe is the more experienced guy who has a bit of a cool attitude about the place, Finn being sort of awestruck by it. You could have given each a bit more to do there. Instead we get Rose and Finn, who both seem like they are both too 'lost' in the setting to do anything but go through the motions. Even with the Holdo, Rose and Mutiny, there's ways to keep them in that scenario, though: Holdo mutiny happens because she's operating the with her secret plan in such a paranoid way that the surviving crew paranoid of her. Rose seems like the way she's written could have been better used if introduced on Canto Bight. The film is trying to paint this picture of the Resistance/Rebels being so inspiring to the average person, and the way her character is portrayed having her fangirling out over Finn and being sort of hateful of Canto Bight, just work her into the story from there and in the same way. Just erase the whole dead bomber sister thing. You think people went nuts loving Rose 10 months ago? Imagine how nuts they would have gone if the final shot in the movie was Rose going back to her lovely life on Casino World and force grabbing a broom, looking up at the stars, instead of some nameless kid.
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# ? Nov 3, 2018 03:44 |
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"Oh, yer one of dem Corellians, eh? Ah, alright. Well, dat means yer a smuggler, so here's yer smuggler jacket. Here's yer gun, and jest remember dat everyone from yer planet shoots first, ok?" *entire planet is people, every single one of them is smuggling, all of them are sneaking around smuggling things from each other, corellians are walking on the walls and ceilings, pockets stuffed with smuggled goods, there aren't even restrictions against importing things and they're smuggling other smugglers in their backpacks* "Just be glad you aren't from the planet where everyone cries all the time. Not a long life expectancy."
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# ? Nov 3, 2018 04:09 |
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"'S'no fun tryin' to smuggle on that cryin' planet, I tell ya that. It's a bit fun at first, ain't it, with them bleedin' heart types if they catch you. They cry for your lot in life, then they cry about how wrong it was to assume EVERYONE from Corellia was a smuggler and self-flagellate to ease their guilt. "No, that's not what it means! It's a form of self-abuse! It means they give themselves a beating over it! NO! Not like that kind of thing! Didn't I just say that!?"
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