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Do you have a stairlift in your house?
big fuckin deal
happy goddamn birthday
go home grampa, you're drunk
gently caress you OP
talkin about my g-g-g-generation
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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

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Same hosed up life, different year. Feel free to tell me that boomers suck and I'll agree. Other than that, let's smoke some weed and drink some beer and party like it's 1969. I'm looking at a couple days of party at least. Until goofy cousin Trudy gets here and I have to give up my weed and internet (the guest) room.

AMA and all that stuff. Maybe I'll tell some new stories this time.

I invited lowtax, dunno if he's gonna show and if he does if he'll be wearing pants or not.

e: party music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52670KeEBDo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv_gXt1cCI8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvJ78hYI6wk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=espD_-Z-SaY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1PNvopXjbg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmS3tQJ7Os
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIYLZOp_Bzc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POCUgBSVENQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkMgs3lFwkQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gvs-_PsZ1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8tdmaEhMHE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMWHi-SPEf0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0f5ZG9LG6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bmbSC9c2ys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TyynO6O0kc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3ADektyDhM

dee eight fucked around with this message at Jul 12, 2018 around 18:23

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

We wanted to get vaporwave into the hands of the average Joe, with an a e s t h e t i c they could relate to.


Happy day of birth old.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Is youíre cooter all dried up now or..?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

what was jesus really like?

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Is youíre cooter all dried up now or..?

no, she's a bit cantankerous now and then but i can still live with her

gary oldmans diary posted:

what was jesus really like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEvy8mROAj0

dee eight fucked around with this message at Jul 12, 2018 around 06:33

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012



Was the Trex a scavenger or predator?

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

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Sedisp posted:

Was the Trex a scavenger or predator?

half of one and six dozen the other. they'd root around in the dumpsters mostly but wouldn't blink at grabbing a rat or hobo that wandered by.

genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

...But I am already in my Pajamas...

Gravy Boat 2k

I'm really glad that I am not the oldest goon.

I like being near the top, but I'm really glad that I am not at the top.


So, congratulations. You are beating me.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007




im going to buy my old man an account i swear to god

Angelwolf
Jul 2, 2006

because fuck you that's why


Happy birthday OP remember to make a wish when you blow out your candle inferno!

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

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genesplicer posted:

I'm really glad that I am not the oldest goon.

I like being near the top, but I'm really glad that I am not at the top.


So, congratulations. You are beating me.

I'm glad I'm not a school teacher or a mod.

genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

...But I am already in my Pajamas...

Gravy Boat 2k

dee eight posted:

I'm glad I'm not a school teacher or a mod.

Touche'

ElectroMagneticJosh
Oct 13, 2006

Lets Volt In!!


I voted in youre poll so, as a birthday party game, guess how I voted.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

im a gay doug


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Is you’re cooter all dried up now or..?

What in the hell is a cooter

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

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ElectroMagneticJosh posted:

I voted in youre poll so, as a birthday party game, guess how I voted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN5zw04WxCc

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

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Siljmonster posted:

What in the hell is a cooter

its a kind of turtle

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Siljmonster posted:

What in the hell is a cooter
like a toaster makes toast

a cooter makes coots

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

Carthago delenda est

so do you like younger guys?

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

How saggy is your scroat

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

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Ein cooler Typ posted:

so do you like younger guys?

I'm gonna go against the grain here and state unequivocally that I am not gay.
I prefer those sweet tender 40 y/o chicks frails.

SilkyP posted:

How saggy is your scroat


ask ur mom

\/\/\/ that's really funny because his mom sang that steve miller verse 'really love your peaches wanna shake your tree' to me when i dropped my skivvies

dee eight fucked around with this message at Jul 12, 2018 around 07:02

genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

...But I am already in my Pajamas...

Gravy Boat 2k

SilkyP posted:

How saggy is your scroat

First off, you spelled it wrong. It's "scrote". Second, imagine a tube sock. In the tube sock, put two peaches. Take the end of the sock and tuck it into your belt so that the end of the sock with the peaches is just above your knees. This is an accurate Scrote-sim for the human male, ages 55-60.


Enjoy your future. (Assuming you have a scrote.)

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.


Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcqZf-SCqjA

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



scrotese.cx

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

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thanks for coming man, and thanks for the cake

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



numberoneposter posted:

like a toaster makes toast

a cooter makes coots

Keith Atherton
Feb 7, 2006



Grimey Drawer



Happy birthday to you!

I'm 51 and if the forums and I are still alive in 12 years I hope to still be laughing at poo poo and posting badly at age 63

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

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fuckin geezers comin out of the walls!

quick, henry, the flit!

Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002
Deep beneath the subatomic threshold lurks a mysterious force from whence man and beast sprang forth, as one. Evolved from the blood of the ancients, in the tradition of Ang & Chang with a little Wang Chung sauce... Tenacious J.


Alas, sixty-three years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable hobbits.

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

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Tenacious J posted:

Alas, sixty-three years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable hobbits.

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Tenacious J posted:

Alas, fourty-eight years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable hobbits.

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

that poo poo sucks you fag. shut up and roll a fuckin joint or something

*Dildo Faggins*

dee eight fucked around with this message at Jul 19, 2018 around 06:29

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



dee eight posted:

that poo poo sucks you fag. shut up and roll a fuckin joint or something

His stubby hobbit fingers arenít really suited for such things.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

His stubby hobbit fingers arenít really suited for such things.

pipeweed

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016



Congratulations, compared to me you're age is significantly higher.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

There are no such things as miracles.




um where's goku

also op is old

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.


Grimey Drawer

Here, I got you this for your birthday.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

There are no such things as miracles.




oh and happy birthday i guess

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

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esperterra posted:

um where's goku

also op is old

umm where's bubbles? cats are very welcome at my party!

Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002
Deep beneath the subatomic threshold lurks a mysterious force from whence man and beast sprang forth, as one. Evolved from the blood of the ancients, in the tradition of Ang & Chang with a little Wang Chung sauce... Tenacious J.


dee eight posted:

that poo poo sucks you fag. shut up and roll a fuckin joint or something

I have no regrets. LoTR for life bro.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

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Trig Discipline posted:

Here, I got you this for your birthday.



that ? cartoon guy ????? you know which one i mean

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

There are no such things as miracles.




dee eight posted:

umm where's bubbles? cats are very welcome at my party!

here you go bb

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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.


Grimey Drawer

dee eight posted:

that ? cartoon guy ????? you know which one i mean

it's a hodenpranger

you don't already have one do you? this is so embarrassing

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