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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Hope I make it!

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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I abuse alcohol, marijuana, and stimulants to increase my performance, and tolerance to bullshit.

I'm a giant rear end in a top hat and I approve this message.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Big Beef City posted:

I hope you make it all the way down to my drat balls, op.
Good luck

PM me ;-)

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

My campaign employs a "scorched earth" policy. Also, I will release WEEKLY piss tapes.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

As a libertarian I am mostly concerned with your position regarding age of consent laws. Your thoughts, Mr. Candidate?

Divide your age in half and add seven years.

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Jun 30, 2002

Paladinus posted:

Is this one of those tricks, where it's always the same number in the end?
Okay, done. What's next? Do I tell you the number now?

If you want. That's the lower limit for dating.

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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Terrific Accident posted:

I turned this into a meme. Please feel free to share on facebook



I've quoted this now I've broken the law. Impeach me.

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