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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
So today I noticed that there was an extremely long line, almost across the entire malls at Build-A-Bear so I look it up and they are doing a "pay your age" promotion.
Well I start to hear people getting upset because they are being told that the line is being abandoned. I look it up and looks like they couldn't handle the amount of demand from everyone.

Here is a video on twitter showing the line

https://twitter.com/JRW_Fitness/status/1017397349516275712

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-44809213

quote:

Build-A-Bear 'pay your age' offer abandoned amid 'chaos'

e: looks like they shut down every store lmao

Over There fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Jul 12, 2018

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



That's not really very chaotic OP. A pretty nice orderly line. Or for you folks across the pond, "queue".

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

That's not really very chaotic OP. A pretty nice orderly line. Or for you folks across the pond, "queue".

Here's another one.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/video-belfast-buildabear-carnage-forces-closure-reports-of-assaults-37110448.html

quote:

There have been reports of "punch-ups", children getting fingers caught in doors and even a pregnant member of staff being assaulted.

"All hell broke loose," said one parent.


lol

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
My wife and kids went to a store at a mall in Nashville and they were telling people the wait would be around 8 hours. The line took up the entire top half of a good sized mall.

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe
I hope there was a 69 year old who didn't mind paying a little extra for the bear.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Why would you build a bear? Didn't any of you learn that Frankensteins are bad news?

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Was hoping for some zombie bear situation :/

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

myDad posted:

Was hoping for some zombie bear situation :/

The day isn't over

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Those are some really cheap people, OP.

Icept
Jul 11, 2001
The bear has been built wrong.

Chaos engulfs the land as countrymen turn on one another.

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

My wife went to one of these things to get a bear for our kid (yea, i've had sex) and the line was crazy loving long. like longer than black friday long. longer than when the nintendo wii came out!!!

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
This sale was bullshit, they wanted to charge my friend Masazō Nonaka $112 for a stupid teddybear?

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
https://www.wltx.com/video/news/local/build-a-bear-closes-lines-at-pay-your-age-events-after-massive-response/101-8187196

:piss:

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

quote:

A mother in Milton Keynes said she had taken her five-year-old daughter out of school to ensure they could get in the queue for a discounted bear.
"She's only five, they're not really doing much in school that's important at that age," she said.
Lol Jesus Christ. These are the type of trash that go to these sales.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Bum the Sad posted:

Lol Jesus Christ. These are the type of trash that go to these sales.

Should make them pay the mother's age

How much do these build a bear things typically cost?

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Over There posted:

Here's another one.



yeah that looks worth saving 10 bucks for a stuffed animal

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bum the Sad posted:

Lol Jesus Christ. These are the type of trash that go to these sales.

tbf public school is busywork to keep you off heroin until you're 18

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Fried Watermelon posted:

Should make them pay the mother's age

How much do these build a bear things typically cost?

I think like $50.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

The truly depressing thing is how many people there are building the bears for themselves.

How many gross, middle-aged people offered to babysit their nephews, only to drag them to this Hell on Earth in the hopes of scoring a 5 dollar bear?

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice
burn them all

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
Come to High Tatras, get a prebuilt bear, see the nature, get drunk with us. gently caress these crowds.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
being bored and aggravated for 5-6 hours to save maybe $40 thats good economics

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
What if I bring in a pregnant woman....will they pay us for the bear? I mean, the kid isnt even born yet.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I'm sure this is super fun for the people who have to work there.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
Where are the videos of all the fist fights?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I'm the kids thats gonna take 4 hours to 'build my bear'.

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
My boss' wife went in an hour before they opened with their kids and was told the wait would be 4+ hours. :psyduck: Is building a bear on the cheap really that cool and good?

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
Can i build a bear that I can gently caress?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Why are the British as a people so potato looking?

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

People love to get a good deal and will kill to ensure it. K-marts used to have an in-house morgue to deal with the blue light special slayings

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Blast of Confetti posted:

tbf public school is busywork to keep you off heroin until you're 18

In rural counties this only works until 9th grade

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

luchajones posted:

Can i build a bear that I can gently caress?

Sorry no, only ones that gently caress you.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A. Beaverhausen posted:

In rural counties this only works until 9th grade

yeah but theres nothing else to do in those places besides drugs and getting pregnant as a teen

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
It's basically this video but with a bunch of middle age adults trying to get a deal with their screaming children.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pyW6w5B7Aw

I walked a blind lady to her car and someone pushed by her and rudely said “I’m trying to get over there!”

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Blast of Confetti posted:

yeah but theres nothing else to do in those places besides drugs and getting pregnant as a teen

My facebook feed since high school proves you right lol :smith:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

luchajones posted:

Can i build a bear that I can gently caress?

Sorry, that is an aftermarket modification.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~
My gf wanted to take our son over to one today after she heard about it and I told her not to bother because this is exactly what I expected to happen lol

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
This is like the tickle me elmo craze but less shameful

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fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
record numbers of overweight American women with strollers

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