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BrownianMotion

i'm trying to think about flossing, or calling my aunt.. anyhting but these beans

# ? Jul 12, 2018 17:51

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# ? Feb 17, 2019 21:55

cultural posadist

COL. KURTZ: The beans.... the beans....

# ? Jul 12, 2018 17:57

Macnult

I muuuuust not thiiiiiink ‘bout beeeaaaans

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# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:34

ferroque

i;m thinking about Thos [nonbean entities]

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:42

Kthulhu5000: Coulda, woulda, shoulda
bought
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Some people's minds are haunted by visions of malevolent non-human entities and scenes of past horrors and atrocities.

Me, I try to stay awake as much as possible, to avoid that imagery of those bean just glip glopping drip dropping down into...nothing. Just a black bean void.

# ? Jul 12, 2018 20:07

jeffery

i'm still throwin away half my tray after this month's food settings `upgrade`

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# ? Jul 12, 2018 20:14

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mister magpie posted:

COL. KURTZ: The beans.... the beans....

# ? Jul 12, 2018 20:30

alnilam: Can't post for 4 hours!

op have you tried looking at pics of that lunchmeat taco, to take your min;d off thos beans

# ? Jul 12, 2018 20:32

FutonForensic

beans: destro--oh my god. they're still there. i'll never be rid of these damned beans!!

# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:45

City of Glompton

unfortunately beano doesn't actually mean bean-no, drank a whole bottle, still can't get them outta my mind

thank you vanisher

# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:51

my new dog: butt of tut

what beans

if youre hanging with me you better eat everything you put on your plate

# ? Jul 12, 2018 23:31

Luvcow

what the gently caress did those people do to those boston cream donuts...

# ? Jul 13, 2018 01:21

Robot Made of Meat

Luvcow posted:

what the gently caress did those people do to those boston ~~cream~~ baked bean donuts...

Thanks to Vanisher for the sig!

# ? Jul 13, 2018 02:07

WindmillSlayer

so i was playing mario on the DS trying to take my mind off those beans......god. those beans.

anyway so then this motherfucker pops up and tells me we're going to beanbean kingdom. Changes my money to bean coins. i dig around the desert and find beans just in the ground. this game is my fix now. it's all about those beans.... just like me.

I've relapsed... Mario, Luigi, and I... We love those beans.

# ? Jul 13, 2018 02:08

google THIS

"Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! --tear up the planks! here, here! --It is thos hideous beans!"

# ? Jul 13, 2018 03:29

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

After the war, thos beans were not the same.

# ? Jul 13, 2018 06:55

Senior Management

Woke up again to the sound of the police pounding on my door. They tell me I was yelling about the beans again. Really trying not to think about these beans.

# ? Jul 13, 2018 12:56

PhantomPayne

thos

BEANS

# ? Jul 13, 2018 13:44

ShortStack: snowystax

think long bout thos beans and they think long bout u

# ? Jul 13, 2018 14:20

Senior Management

When you gaze into the beans, the beans gaze into you.

# ? Jul 13, 2018 16:19

Senior Management

I have taken a real liking to making chili with diced kimchi and bacon served with a cool and mellow goat cheese. Of course it is filled with beans. That bitch is right proper hosed up with beans. Beans are everywhere. There is a dangerous amount of beans in that chili.I try not to think about those beans but sometimes I just can't help myself. Many different types of beans too. Gonna just close my eyes and think about them.

# ? Jul 13, 2018 16:23

Farecoal: ???

google THIS posted:

"Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! --tear up the planks! here, here! --It is thos hideous beans!"

# ? Jul 13, 2018 20:21

google THIS

Elizabeth Swan trying to get Jack Sparrow;s compass to show the way to Will Turner but it keeps pointing at thos beans instead.

# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:42

Manifisto

among the late lamented harlan ellison's papers is a page on which his scrawl begins: "BEANS. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO THINK ABOUT THOS BEANS . . . "

# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:58

opioid agonist

google THIS posted:

Elizabeth Swan trying to get Jack Sparrow;s compass to show the way to Will Turner but it keeps pointing at thos beans instead.

lol

# ? Jul 13, 2018 23:44

Farecoal: ???

Manifisto posted:

"BEANS. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO THINK ABOUT THOS BEANS . . . "

# ? Jul 14, 2018 02:39

Dick Bastardly: I underestimated the push The Man would get at Royal Rumble 2019 because I am a giant idiot MARK

thos beans, NO

a single spicy bean, UYES

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Jul 14, 2018 12:35

Snow Cone Capone: MANGOSTEEN CHUGGER

The thing about being drunk is your mind can tune out of the gross stuff, so now I'm craving Boston Cream donuts

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# ? Jul 15, 2018 03:45

Kthulhu5000: Coulda, woulda, shoulda
bought
a
TurboGrafx-16

Trent Reznor's latest music video is pretty much just a loop of a can of beans being turned and opened on a nightmarish automatic can opener, with fingers coming in from the side every so often to wiggle around in the beanish contents.

In his most recent music press interview, he lit a cigarette, sighed, and said that at every dark moment in his life, beans have been front and center. You could really say they're the driving influence behind every Nine Inch Nails song ever.

# ? Jul 16, 2018 05:00

opioid agonist

Kthulhu5000 posted:

at every dark moment in his life, thos beans have been front and center

# ? Jul 16, 2018 05:28

its all nice on rice: Sweet, Salty Goodness.

Had some beans last night. The leftovers are in the fridge. Thinking bout them baens.

# ? Jul 16, 2018 11:46

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Trying not to think of beans, I reach for my coffee.

poo poo.

# ? Jul 16, 2018 15:03

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

doctors recomend not thinking about beans at least once per day but preferabbly two or three times

# ? Jul 16, 2018 16:16

opioid agonist

the average male daydreams about thos beans 19 times a day

makes u think

# ? Jul 17, 2018 03:58

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

What if we're the fools missing out on a whole world of flavorful bean treats? I know there are chinese baked goods with other varieties of bean involved, so why not a donut beanwich?

# ? Jul 17, 2018 04:00

joke_explainer

mister magpie posted:

COL. KURTZ: The beans.... the beans....

# ? Jul 17, 2018 04:18

Apathy420: Oops! All Bones

really really wanting to kiss thos beans

# ? Jul 17, 2018 06:55

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

thinking about thinking about thos beans

# ? Jul 17, 2018 17:16

Macnult

[at chipotle]
me: white rice please
worker: any beans?
me: chicken please, thanks
worker: ...any beans?
me: mild salsa please
worker: any b-
me: dude come on

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# ? Jul 17, 2018 17:44

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# ? Feb 17, 2019 21:55

Luvcow

Macnult posted:

[at chipotle]
me: white rice please
worker: any beans?
me: chicken please, thanks
worker: ...any beans?
me: mild salsa please
worker: any b-
me: dude come on

# ? Jul 17, 2018 19:21

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