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City of Glompton


ordered dill, got sweet, fml
#pickleproblems

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City of Glompton


just found out that salt & vinegar is basically pickle without the spices, shocked and saddened
#pickleproblems

City of Glompton


tried to use a vinegar & herb solution as a natural cleaner, now i want to eat my countertop
#pickleproblems

alnilam




my boi peter piper moved out of state

ToxicSlurpee

-=SEND HELP=-



A year ago I bought these crazy good German pickles at the store. They never had them again.

City of Glompton


got was told i was "in a real pickle", but found out that's just an idiom

alnilam




City of Glompton posted:

got was told i was "in a real pickle", but found out that's just an idiom

imagining you looking around you excitedly, maybe licking the walls or the air, and then the truth dawning on you and how sad you must have been

City of Glompton


i've got bad news chaps. my mom just told me the stork delivers babies, not pickles. i'm revising my plans to visit the bird refuge this weekend

Luvcow


i ask for pickles on the side when i get my double cheeseburger at mcdonalds and instead of a crisp dill pickle spear i get a few little pickle chips. and despite my 10 minute long venomous diatribe at the pimply kid behind the counter all i get is a restraining order filed against me. no gently caress YOU JOEY I WANT MY GOD drat CRISP DILL PICKLE SPEAR I GAVE YOU $1.50 FOR THIS GOD DAMNED BURGER

#pickleproblems



Hugh Malone


well apparently Big Pickle doesn't want me growing pickles on the homestead. can't find pickle seeds online and at the nursery they just looked at me funny and laughed #pickleproblems

Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN

Once the comic Don Rickles,
Stuck his junk in a jar full of pickles,
He said "ain't that a pip!"
And just dipped in the tip,
But stopped after quipping, "that tickles!"

Luvcow


just had a disastrous dinner party. who knew pickles are not traditionally served as an entree?

#pickleproblems



Macnult


the cucumber just showed up

#pickleproblems


thank you city of glompton for the sig

Hugh Malone


My name is Edward. Haha, yes, I watch that show too, but no, my name is Edward. I'm Pickle Edward, ok? #pickleproblems

Manifisto


have been waiting my whole life to see a unicornichon, was recently told there is no such beast #pickleproblems


thanks to Splatmaster and vanisher for the sigs!

Kthulhu5000

Coulda, woulda, shoulda
bought
a
TurboGrafx-16

I got a pickle at a gas station and it looked wet but it actually crumbled like dry dust in my mouth and I coughed a bunch of pickle dust out of my mouth in front of apretty girl who might have wanted to talk to me fml

#pickleproblems

MockingQuantum

City of Glompton posted:

i've got bad news chaps. my mom just told me the stork delivers babies, not pickles. i'm revising my plans to visit the bird refuge this weekend

i've got good news for you glompglomp, turns out it's possums that deliver pickles

but i've got more bad news, they only deliver them to other possums

so either your l is still f'ed or, and I hope this latter is true, you have a giant ratlike prehensile tail you've never told us about

thank you FactsAreUseless and Vanisher for the summeriest of sigs!

MockingQuantum

someone told me they had a pickle sandwich for me, got real excited

turns out they meant they stuck a pb&j in some brine, now I gotta eat it and smile and nod and go "mmmm!" or their feelings will be hurt, fml

#pbjickleproblems

thank you FactsAreUseless and Vanisher for the summeriest of sigs!

Ein cooler Typ

by FactsAreUseless

The only problem is i don't have a pickle in my hand right now!

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
I asked for brine and they sold me salt and water??

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
This home pickle kit is just a sack of dill in a glass jar.

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
It costs four hundred dollars and you have to use their proprietary cucpod system, but this is the future of smart pickle technology.

Farecoal

???


the coffee of choice for the alt-right

Amateur Saboteur

Wear the hat nigga

Amateur Saboteur posted:

I could really go for some dill..
I could kill several seal for some dill
I would rob cheat and steal for some dill
I dont want a whole meal, just a sammy with dill

Amateur Saboteur

Wear the hat nigga
I got 99 problems ands they're all pickle related strangely

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle

Amateur Saboteur posted:

I got 99 problems ands they're all pickle related strangely

alnilam




Amateur Saboteur posted:

I got 99 problems ands they're all pickle related strangely

City of Glompton


Amateur Saboteur posted:

I got 99 problems ands they're all pickle related strangely

lol

ToxicSlurpee

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But like, what ARE pickles? Where do they come from? We may never know.

I'm sewage flavored.

alnilam




ToxicSlurpee posted:

But like, what ARE pickles? Where do they come from? We may never know.

a pickle tree duh

MockingQuantum

Yeah gosh duh theyre primarily harvested from the majestic pickle pine forests of Wisconsin

Did your school never take you on a field trip to your local pickle orchard? cuked up if true

thank you FactsAreUseless and Vanisher for the summeriest of sigs!

Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN

Peter Piper at an AA meeting talking about "weaning himself off of pickled peppers" and is rudely interrupted by Bob Saget asking if he's ever "sucked dick for pickled peppers".

#pickleproblems

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
Pickle rickets

City of Glompton


Drink-Mix Man posted:

Pickle rickets

the result of my exclusively pickle-based diet

phantump21

Just a tree stump ghost.

City of Glompton posted:

the result of my exclusively pickle-based diet

you’re now the city of pickleton

WindmillSlayer


#whiskydick #pickleproblems

Macnult


WindmillSlayer posted:

#whiskydick #pickleproblems

#picklebackproblems


thank you city of glompton for the sig

Dick Bastardly

AASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAaaAA!!!!

I"M A PICKLE

#pickleproblems



Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Luvcow


should my pickle have this many bones in it?

#pickleproblems



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FluffieDuckie

Luvcow posted:

should my pickle have this many bones in it?

#pickleproblems




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