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Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

i work in retail, as is suspect many here does or have done at some point

# ? Jul 12, 2018 23:39

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Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

today a man with no pants came into the store and asked if we sold pants

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# ? Jul 12, 2018 23:39

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we're a grocery store

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# ? Jul 12, 2018 23:40

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

and a mentally handicapped man made a withdrawal of the equivalent of a dime

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# ? Jul 12, 2018 23:41

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

last week a drunk guy had too little to pay, gave me 10 bucks and ran for it. he returned later because he took the wrong stuff, and all in all he could afford what he originally was out to buy

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# ? Jul 12, 2018 23:45

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

also one kid was too stoned to pay with his card and eventually mumbled something and gave up

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# ? Jul 12, 2018 23:46

City of Glompton

yeah i work in retail

the easiest jobs are bunnies, grab a cotton puff and some glue and bam you're back in business

but monkeys, those guys need their tails, there's no getting away with cheap replacements for them

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jul 12, 2018 23:49

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

City of Glompton posted:

yeah i work in retail

the easiest jobs are bunnies, grab a cotton puff and some glue and bam you're back in business

but monkeys, those guys need their tails, there's no getting away with cheap replacements for them

somebody has to clean up after aesop's fables

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# ? Jul 12, 2018 23:51

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City of Glompton posted:

yeah i work in retail

the easiest jobs are bunnies, grab a cotton puff and some glue and bam you're back in business

but monkeys, those guys need their tails, there's no getting away with cheap replacements for them

# ? Jul 13, 2018 01:11

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City of Glompton posted:

yeah i work in retail

the easiest jobs are bunnies, grab a cotton puff and some glue and bam you're back in business

but monkeys, those guys need their tails, there's no getting away with cheap replacements for them

# ? Jul 13, 2018 02:16

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City of Glompton posted:

yeah i work in retail

the easiest jobs are bunnies, grab a cotton puff and some glue and bam you're back in business

but monkeys, those guys need their tails, there's no getting away with cheap replacements for them

# ? Jul 13, 2018 02:38

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City of Glompton posted:

yeah i work in retail

the easiest jobs are bunnies, grab a cotton puff and some glue and bam you're back in business

but monkeys, those guys need their tails, there's no getting away with cheap replacements for them

# ? Jul 13, 2018 13:44

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City of Glompton posted:

yeah i work in retail

the easiest jobs are bunnies, grab a cotton puff and some glue and bam you're back in business

but monkeys, those guys need their tails, there's no getting away with cheap replacements for them

# ? Jul 13, 2018 14:28

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