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Nosfereefer


i work in retail, as is suspect many here does or have done at some point

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Nosfereefer


today a man with no pants came into the store and asked if we sold pants

Nosfereefer


we're a grocery store

Nosfereefer


and a mentally handicapped man made a withdrawal of the equivalent of a dime

Nosfereefer


last week a drunk guy had too little to pay, gave me 10 bucks and ran for it. he returned later because he took the wrong stuff, and all in all he could afford what he originally was out to buy

Nosfereefer


also one kid was too stoned to pay with his card and eventually mumbled something and gave up

City of Glompton

yeah i work in retail

the easiest jobs are bunnies, grab a cotton puff and some glue and bam you're back in business

but monkeys, those guys need their tails, there's no getting away with cheap replacements for them


thank you vanisher!

Nosfereefer


City of Glompton posted:

yeah i work in retail

the easiest jobs are bunnies, grab a cotton puff and some glue and bam you're back in business

but monkeys, those guys need their tails, there's no getting away with cheap replacements for them

somebody has to clean up after aesop's fables

Macnult


City of Glompton posted:

yeah i work in retail

the easiest jobs are bunnies, grab a cotton puff and some glue and bam you're back in business

but monkeys, those guys need their tails, there's no getting away with cheap replacements for them


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Luvcow


City of Glompton posted:

yeah i work in retail

the easiest jobs are bunnies, grab a cotton puff and some glue and bam you're back in business

but monkeys, those guys need their tails, there's no getting away with cheap replacements for them



alnilam




City of Glompton posted:

yeah i work in retail

the easiest jobs are bunnies, grab a cotton puff and some glue and bam you're back in business

but monkeys, those guys need their tails, there's no getting away with cheap replacements for them

Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN

City of Glompton posted:

yeah i work in retail

the easiest jobs are bunnies, grab a cotton puff and some glue and bam you're back in business

but monkeys, those guys need their tails, there's no getting away with cheap replacements for them

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City of Glompton posted:

yeah i work in retail

the easiest jobs are bunnies, grab a cotton puff and some glue and bam you're back in business

but monkeys, those guys need their tails, there's no getting away with cheap replacements for them

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