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Dog Case
Oct 7, 2003



Spatial posted:

Most likely they knew about it for a long time and intentionally chose not to stop it. It was either cheaper to let it leak or it saved some C-level's bonus.

Penalty: guillotine

Naw drown em in the "recovered product"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKupT7bK_a0

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inferis
Dec 30, 2003




Rah!
Feb 21, 2006




more like crapitalism

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005



Rah! posted:

more like crapitalism

stop you're gonna get the fbi all up in jeffrey's business.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007



writing that on my notebook right now

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005



please no, federal agents are en route to mess up your pots and pans if you don't take it back

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003



i would play a captain planet game that was like those prototype games where you just fly around destroying human infrastructure and humans until the world is cleaned of us

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014



There was a Captain Planet game for the NES where you fly around in a plane destroying oil rigs and refineries and in hindsight is cool as hell

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



The planeteers are definitely eco terrorists

Apprentice Dick
Dec 1, 2009


i am harry posted:

i would play a captain planet game that was like those prototype games where you just fly around destroying human infrastructure and humans until the world is cleaned of us

So you want a game based on Don Cheadle's Captain Planet?

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ


Len posted:

The planeteers are definitely eco terrorists

eco freedom fighters

Marenghi
Oct 16, 2008


https://twitter.com/projectjosiee/status/1388672650277384193

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

"...and we sent them to the nursing homes! In the middle of a pandemic!"


christ almighty, there are cheaper ways to go into diabetic shock if you're trying to kill yourself that way

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Not keeping silent about crimes committed by the government of China is racist!


There's more sugar in that single cup of garbo than I consume in a week.

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014




How the gently caress could you even taste this? I feel like it would just scar your tongue's sugar receptors like when you touch something extremely hot or cold and your nerves overload

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014




How are these things priced? By the cup? By the pump? Is it billed hourly????

Marenghi
Oct 16, 2008


By the cup. Apparently they have a mobile app to put in your order and it doesn’t charge for extra toppings so some assholes are going absolutely wild with their orders.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011
Chelsea Manning is a goddamned HERO


Pretty sure I'm rooting for those assholes to lose their toes someday.

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014



Marenghi posted:

By the cup. Apparently they have a mobile app to put in your order and it doesn’t charge for extra toppings so some assholes are going absolutely wild with their orders.

Haha what the gently caress

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

THE HORROR
THE HORROR





I'm 5 Banana

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

picture me workin McDonald's!
I'd rather pull a mac on you
sorry Ms. Jackson, but I'm packin


Pillbug


I’m confused by “extra ice”

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018


indigi posted:

I’m confused by “extra ice”

You put in more ice than the usual amount

Sokani
Jul 20, 2006



Bison


People aren't gonna know your drink is lit unless they can hear you chew it.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!




Yams Fan


Maybe it’s the free drink you get from the virtual punch card where you have order a dozen overpriced drinks

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003
WANTING A VACCINE DOES NOT MAKE SOMEONE AN ANTIVAXXER, DUMBASS

Cybernetic Crumb


I don't see the issue here this guy is already dead.

blatman
May 9, 2009

14 inc dont mez




i could see ordering one of these to dilute an entire pot of black coffee with for like, twelve people, but we all know this guy is gonna unhinge his jaw like a snake and eat the whole thing cup and all in one gulp

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007



100% guarantee it's stome stupid social media bullshit

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Is Sltd Bm Btr loving salted butter?

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005



steinrokkan posted:

Is Sltd Bm Btr loving salted butter?

Slotted Bum Beater

used to enforce the bathrooms for paying customers rule

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

steinrokkan posted:

Is Sltd Bm Btr loving salted butter?

styled bowel movement batter

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Welcome to the machine

Chillgamesh posted:

How the gently caress could you even taste this? I feel like it would just scar your tongue's sugar receptors like when you touch something extremely hot or cold and your nerves overload

Are you aware that you can just eat refined sugar with a spoon? It tastes hella sweet without problems. Also probably a healthier option than that monstrosity.

They also should definitely charge for every topping beyond the third or so. And then just start making coffee flavoured ice cream.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



The Nastier Nate posted:

Maybe it’s the free drink you get from the virtual punch card where you have order a dozen overpriced drinks

The free drink only goes up to like $25 now because of people ordering ridiculous drinks for social media bullshit.

Edit: my partner says those extras are not free so they either used the coupon or spent stupid amounts of money

Len has issued a correction as of 19:41 on May 3, 2021

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Not keeping silent about crimes committed by the government of China is racist!

I'd rather take a drink from the WASP CUP

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Welcome to the machine

mycomancy posted:

I'd rather take a drink from the WASP CUP



That would be a cool but unreliable assassination: fill a sugary (opaque) drink with live wasps, WASP gulps it down, gets stung on the inside of the throat and asphyxiates.

Obviously I don't don't actually endorse assassination.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

picture me workin McDonald's!
I'd rather pull a mac on you
sorry Ms. Jackson, but I'm packin


Pillbug

BonHair posted:

That would be a cool but unreliable assassination: fill a sugary (opaque) drink with live wasps, WASP gulps it down, gets stung on the inside of the throat and asphyxiates.

Obviously I don't don't actually endorse assassination.

I think this was a plot point in Anaconda

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

picture me workin McDonald's!
I'd rather pull a mac on you
sorry Ms. Jackson, but I'm packin


Pillbug

Len posted:

The free drink only goes up to like $25 now because of people ordering ridiculous drinks for social media bullshit.

Edit: my partner says those extras are not free so they either used the coupon or spent stupid amounts of money

wait, you can get a single drink at Starbucks that costs MORE than $25??

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.


Nap Ghost

BonHair posted:

fill a sugary (opaque) drink with live wasps, WASP

Many such cases

Lugubrious
Jul 2, 2004



indigi posted:

wait, you can get a single drink at Starbucks that costs MORE than $25??

For 25 bucks that Starbucks better have a liquor license, what the gently caress

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



indigi posted:

wait, you can get a single drink at Starbucks that costs MORE than $25??

https://people.com/food/starbucks-m...atcha%20powder.

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

picture me workin McDonald's!
I'd rather pull a mac on you
sorry Ms. Jackson, but I'm packin


Pillbug

what’s caffeine’s LD50

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