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I hate you I hate you, I hate you I Wish that god would just take you I wish that god never made you I wish that greens never turned blue I wish that time went in backwards I wish that lime wasnt sour I wish that I had the power I wish that love wasnt evil I wish your shell wasn't beetle I wish your point wasnt needle I Wish that heart wasn't squished I Wish that swish never missed Wiz Khalifa it's the sequel Got you diamonds made a sequins Wisdom follow in these teachings ---------------- |
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BYobbin mobbin, ya boy bobbin I ain't sloven-ly, I'm real heavenly This girl Beverly, man she in love with me I buy her an iced tea, roll her up a j I take her to cache, she never wear trashy Her sister daphne, I saw her slap me I got too happy.. ---------------- |
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ok im stealing all these bases like a ball or on zero wing Recognizing faces at the mall that's uncanny things I was at Christ's christening my jewels are always glistening I don't actually have jewels But I thought it sounds cool I wish I could just freeze I wish days garner ease Check on out ya boy steez That's a fusion of style an ease Just incase any goon wasnt sure I got Fendi got Gucci Velour There I go lying again It's hard being a broke rapper I guess I needed a friend Preferably with 1 million dollars ---------------- |
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Jul 25, 2018 06:48
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Friends of mine, it's rhyme time, prime time to rhyme rhymes that are mine, clean the grime off your mime and let's hear my rhyme! For my first rhyme, I'm gonna rhyme "rhyme" with Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Umm poo poo I can't think of anything |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Friends of mine, it's rhyme time, prime time to rhyme rhymes that are mine, clean the grime off your mime and let's hear my rhyme! For my first rhyme, I'm gonna rhyme "rhyme" with Rhyme that thing with octopus for all I care bud How could you come in this thread and dare drag my name through the mud? I just caused some dramatic tension there for the sake of a bar Now I'm going to skirt off in my fancy old car ---------------- |
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What to do when I log out? I feel like frogger with the frog out I feel like logger with the log missing I feel like byobbin was my whole mission Split like on a sundae or nuclear fission Come get this razzmatazz soul like jazz Girls like brazz I'm just sayin Super saiyan cease these slayings Let these days end fear and mayhem I like ray man, I shoot ray guns Sauce on a1, boss on lonely isle River flowing Nile Sliver snake skin wow Crocodile boots Fresh papaya colors Flowing like no other Flowing like I'm water Flowing from an utter Going dumb I failed school Got my GED tho Bout to play with Lego Bout to eat this eggo Doubt you'll taste the mayo I drink rhymes like faygo Orange flavor mango Lozenge stuck in my throat Rocking rhymes like the boat Chewing grass (weed) I'm a goat ---------------- |
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Jul 26, 2018 06:53
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doin' work rhymes tryin' to kill time and I just can't say why I spend my day workin' when I could spend time reading some chill lines in the place I've chosen even if I'm not postin', just lurkin' |
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Jul 26, 2018 18:47
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here I go again like a writer with no pen like a rooster with no hen there's something I am missin' so I'll try to rhyme some stuff real quick and off the cuff and my first draft may be rough but I hope you won't be dissin' it will all be over fast I can never make this last and I know you're thinkin' crass but I ain't talkin' 'bout kissin' it's my life I can't sustain do my best to maintain but like a hobo in the rain it just feels like god's pissin' |
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My hair tie broke I have so much hair it's really no joke it gets everywhere i like to tie it back at least during the day but now my hair is whack and keeps getting in the way i'm not gonna cut it just need to find a tie it's crazy now but it will soon be lookin' fly |
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"Stop the madness!" I yell, with a wave of my hand, Like magic it's gone all throughout the land Someway somehow my word is now bond I woke up and my hand is a Grand magic wand! What next shall I do? I know! Let's see... I grab the remote and turn on the TV! Eager to use my new-found magic, All I see on TV is events that are tragic. I sit down and get sad as I watch the news, Every single newscaster is just singin' the blues, I stare in dismay and say "this is all wrong!" With a wave of my hand all the wrongness is now gone! "Sing a new song!" with a wave I decree, Alas, hearing the blues doesn't agree with me. It's time for blue skies, a bright Sun that shines, Good news for once to ease our minds! As far as you can see, right to the horizon You can sense the presence of people's hopes rising All of this must end I shall mend society's schisms, With a wave and the air is filled with optimism! Gone is sorrow, I melt all your doubts, All the yelling and screaming now victorious shouts! The air is filled with cheering and cries, Gone are the fears, drowned are the lies! No more poverty! No more death! No more struggling for your next breath! No more famine, no more disease! Suffering at last is brought to its knees! It must be a dream, it's just too surreal- I could feel my world begin to reel, It was just too perfect, I almost was fooled- In that magic realm where my hand ruled. I wake up, and alas! my hand is mundane, Gone is my means of ending your pain, It was all just a dream perhaps you might say- Tomorrow is always another day... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 26, 2018 22:24
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Got the on-call woes should be out with my bros but i'm chained to the phone all alone at home am i paid enough? i guess a job is a job but it still feels rough all my free time is robbed not happy at all up at 3 am just to answer a call for a resolved problem still expected to be at work by 8 who needs sleep, not me better not be late its the best job I've had and I shouldn't complain I should be glad not pushing carts in the rain but the anticipation kills could get a call at any time can't relax or chill or even write a proper rhyme but what can I do gotta make ends meet so I'll spend the week sober (boo) and admit my defeat |
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Amateur Saboteur posted:Dang did you make this? With your words I am humbled; Being alluded to breakfast, My stomach rumbled- As I read off your praise list! It was like home fries, And a stack of pancakes- It brought tears to my eyes, And I want to say  The words are all mine, From inside my head- Coalescing inside, Pouring out in this thread. It's a useless skill, I'm glad you enjoyed it. It won't pay the bills, Or provide me employment. Laughter is free, So are of course smiles, If it made you happy It was worth all the while! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Splatmaster posted:With your words I am humbled; Thanks for rhyming with may All the friends in this thread I know the flows in my head They are emotion of pure Raw and somtime volatile, they search for a door If they dont achieve one, I grow hot as do suns I just spell out these words, like psychological turds I free my mental from cavaties akin to dental tragedies Relinquished my minds relieved, and happier than previously. ---------------- |
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too tired to rhyme too tired to work just tired all the time in the end will it be worth? tried taking a nap tried taking some speed but it didn't do crap vacation's what i need the extended kind where i can unpack my mind let my rhymes flow and leave my woes behind will i come back? i don't know someone'll pick up slack as far as work goes but can i survive without the grind is there a place i can go to leave this poo poo behind somewhere i can chill work on my own time a place that ideal only exists in my mind so i'm doomed this life is a tomb could take some shrooms or listen to tunes but in the end i'm still in the place that i'm at if its kill or be killed then life's the cat to my rat but this ain't tom and jerry poo poo it's harder than that no friendly prank wars just two ends of a gat and it's no mystery which end i am at just a blood misty scene when my brain goes splat will it get better time will tell but as far as i know i'm already in hell |
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Hope you remembered to pack a bindle The challenge is half mental But hiking to Dallas is mad simple Rat temples in the sewer streets are Where Ninja Turtles grow up from pimples into police Still keep it simple and meek Still believe that sweet means you're getting swept off your feet I've been sweating all week to prove the point that I'm about Like Oblio mine is blunted - why'd I let the Voynich get out? Anointed in clouds, Seraphinianus the codex Annoying and loud when I babble, I know this Seeker of infinite travel and magical lotus Beyond the battle past the meadow the coda's below us Imagine grasping for grass only catching the nettles Aspen has surpassed Seattle As the last place I would rather meddle with devils A meadowlark with the metacarpals I met a couple of better miracle makers Making 'em here in America, appearing in capers I'm a heist school dropout but still I got famous Now where can I hang this Mixtape on the wall so that I can show it off In front of my family of know-it-alls, I'm stowing off In a Space-X delivery vehicle Make checks big when I'm living this lyrical I hope I get to see the day they erase the ribbit Display my riveted implant on the planet I've been back but damnit, I forgot to plan it I just abandoned my hand at the first sign of manic again And crammed my mental into a mannequin when panic came in deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Aug 4, 2018 |
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I used the word 'Ergo' in a sentence last night, proving my abuse of this pretentious will to write |
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Of course I change my shoes after like five years consecutive Running verses through the hyperbolic time chamber in my executive Suite now Super Saiyan I'm ready to put a Kamehameha On whoever is complaining or spilling rain down on the boulevard Loosen the mind, rattle the truancy, no need for new improve It's lunar lunacy altitude sickness got me thinking true, I'll move Rather than now or later I'll have them bow to Vader Sit this one out for the Sith announcement and now a saber fighting duelist no Ruby Hilt on the scabbard The jewels encrusted on every thought pattern that matters I fought mad at the Hatter's house when gravity abandoned South and we all flipped upside-down with our mouths around Saturn now Padded with doubt in the habitats our habit's putting out The magic is short-circuited, how about having some art around the pad - it's the canvas, I guess that makes me the medium I will stretch these awkward ligaments until I'm on my feet again Breathing in the tedium - gotta have this equal seat again Re-reading Foster Wallace off what Lipsky did, I'm meeting him past the point of pearly gates where your pastor points a gun At my mask (a burly face) I guess I have to be the one To get the matrix code deciphered before they decide to ice me For being the priciest dude to write these rhymes so nicely Who cycles through these friends of his, keeps them in quotation marks Because it's only the sends that bind, not receipt of nascent sparks (and I'm never sending to friends of mine anymore Excedrin and a pack of American Spirits from the corner store) I'm pensive and hide my sensitive side behind the pen with a mensa design Hence I'm fine Stop asking, this is just a stopgap in the master plan I'm a massive fan of soft rap and assassins with subtle hands |
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I spend probably between two and four hours every day just sitting around stringing sentences together into long threads of rhymes |
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deep dish peat moss posted:https://soundcloud.com/user-537947458/byob-rhyme-thread-hot-take-premix-f-various-artists 
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https://soundcloud.com/user-537947458/byob-rhyme-thread-hot-take-2nd-half-f-various-artists I'll probably redo this later b/c the beat was too loud and you can't really hear me deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Aug 4, 2018 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:https://soundcloud.com/user-537947458/byob-rhyme-thread-hot-take-premix-f-various-artists deep dish peat moss posted:https://soundcloud.com/user-537947458/byob-rhyme-thread-hot-take-2nd-half-f-various-artists https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Byob is simply the best forum Theres really no abhorring them You got cool rhymers man The guy who's rapping em You got the forum cat You got the color scheme You know that it's the best That freaking purple blue You freaking know it's TRUE You know it's just as true as yellow on a pikachu That forum is the man or really it could be the girl Dont navigate this world Id Rather eat cheese curls Rather Dan the action news Dont exterminate no Jews Not on my watch no siree Deffy not in 'Y. O. B. ---------------- |
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I also encourage everyone else to record themselves performing the words in this thread because rap is cool and fun and good therapy |
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Also the rap group Tanya Morgan started with two guys exchanging tracks over an internet forum so maybe I'm looking for my Donwill over here. |
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I want to thank you peat I can call you peat, I hope I think its hella neat you rapped the stuff I wrote rappin on a Milo beat is extremely dope and your rhymes are sweet my mind's blown, no scope |
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I'm not the kind of guy you catch at the bar after a day of work Maybe toiling the fields crashing my car into your date of birth And defacing the database erase every trace of the murk Starbase displaying my worth I'm just a trader from Earth Trying to peddle some hurt that I cultivated in radium dirt I'm a program written to cast nervous aspersions And I made it revert into a beta test version Of scrolling code in green language I can't decipher And every letter's a stranger I'm Michael Knight for The generation that talks to their cars through hyperventilated scars And I'm a venerated frontrunner to be the president of mars Resident of the stars and overhead the holy light of Ganymede Is requisite to your planning, ignore the weight the seat of damoclese Implanted in your matter monochrome, living out of a model home If your home is a place in the mind where you sit patient and blind And spit autonomous rhymes spinning outta control but the vomit is fine I'm just nauseous Display caution or spill your blood into building a coffin. I'm silly often but still coughing up my lungs that are filled with thouguts That never made it out of my writer's block The paper fled ink and well that's okay, it's the fire talking Am I still walking? Or did I stumble out of the chalk lines In due time we'll all learn to call the fall fine deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Aug 7, 2018 |
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Things..took a turn for the worst, its the broke brain train pulling up there's no horse, there's no reign, Velocity is insane, could brain, All ya friends The psyches on the floor like the nikeeees My chicken brain is the wing side peeeiece But you know It still turned me to a villian but uh, so? I'm way to numb to the feeling and it's cold? That much I do know, my guilt is heavy nuff to go compete sumo My flow is too cool now Hope the guy rapping does this justice here I have no fear, the pen flames Make you hear beats and you dance like you James brown in the paint Lebron I guess, i would take his rings, then state "I'm the best" Know its unsettling but im lochness Monster I'm evil, I'm weedle, im poison no rainbows no skittle, I smoke pot no kettle. Boy you shouldn't have meddled Funny part I would have gotten away with it But I had to go and snitch i got confession fuego spit.. ---------------- |
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Now that I'm the grungy crunchy evil villian All these piddling other villains? I'll be killin No hard feelings they just suck, and I'm the king now I'd have these super heroes stuck, Lemme rhyme you how With my attack, the bat would never un, snap his back The man I'd phantom zone him to a place where all is is "All That" Keenan and kel , in this sick twisted hell These villians chillin too hard they've gotten soft so I'll whip it up, Big tub a lard dip the riddler in Tell him "hey ,guess how many carbs?" Is that just too far? I dont think so I drink, the wind blows I drink, the sunshine gently caress yall, I got mines Pffft I shouldn't use those words but young man being nice is for nerds Yes dont you see suddenly, being fly is for birds How can it be? Systemic, like oppression of Kurds? I would write plenty words, I could print pplenty of shirts I could jump and shake the earth and let yall float into outer space Dont you think? That just might exterminate the human race? "Super" villian changed my mind I'm the illest, titles mines I will crush the heroes time And time, again my rhymes ,will blind The av-erage man, its eldritch knowledge I am bad it's no apolo- Geez, oh please dont lie and beg Dont cry coz I lopped off your leg Dont die too quick I'm liking this I need my fix I need some help I need to slay I need to buck I need to bray I'm out of luck You're out of life This ends the life This kills the crab The bomb, a-rab Gonna record this one since the flow is nuanced like a lot of my writing, not gonna try mega hard tho I'm actually making an entire tape, dont know if I'll use anything here but maybe, I need to purchase equipment first as this is a very new hobby for me. Currently I dont even have wifi or a real mic, so if yall ready for this LTE YouTube rawness then get hype ---------------- |
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Kicking all 5hese rhymes like im entering a badlands Jackie chan this beat kicks in like that pill I took heroes shook They're not used to villainy It's a long book The grimoire, take a look to the stars Gaze to the black a abyss where ever day is Christmas Except you're little kid wai ting in your bedroom Morning vant come.too soon Outside it's a full moon Your kinda. Comfy in pajamas You call put to mama Theres no answer There Never will be truly ditch the pills Look all all the people killed On to lighter topics now View some cartoons how bout chicken cow Remember watching all 3 of the Ed's Inside I feel like marie antioneetes head Mudder tough it's getting rough I'd hope as though you're up to snuff but Nope it seems you've had enough I called your bluff You broke 5he trust Were charred like ashes We still have lust You schooled me with night classes My dirty soul is dust Emotions are robust I know I act non plussed But really I'm just steelling Gainst the rust on the ceiling Inside my mental.space.. Like versus usian bolt its not a winning race You left my Baltimore like colts You are a big disgrace Although it's perfect I dont want to see your face And I deserve this I am evil and I must embrace The chase for peace it's not reliable it never works I just assume the jerk Then countless souls I hurt It is one of my perks Please do avoid the percs.. https://soundcloud.com/alan-smithee-750831650/pill-villian ---------------- |
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